Quoted: Dawgs do just fine as long as they dont have to play any Florida teams
The reason Jesus wasnt born at UGA, they couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin.
How many UGA freshmen it takes to change a light bulb: None they learn that Sophmore year.
Okay, now I'm going to get killed, but in all honesty, I'm not a Dawg Hater, I just like sturing the pot :)
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If you have a car containing a Gator wide receiver, a Gator linebacker, and a Gator defensive back, who is driving the car?
The cop.
What's the difference between a Gator and a bucket of manure?
The bucket.
What's the best thing to come out of Gainesville?
I-75
Why did the Gator grad get fired from the M&M factory?
He was throwing away too many W's.
What did the UF graduate say to the UGA graduate?
"You want fries with that?"
Good uses for a UF diploma:
1. Toilet paper
2. Proof of need for handicapped parking sticker
3. Crying towel
4. Proof of need for welfare
What do you call an Florida grad wearing a suit and tie?
The defendant!
What does the average UF student get on their SAT's?
Drool.
What do tornadoes and Florida grads have in common?
They both always end up in trailer parks!
A man walks into a store and says, "I would like a orange hat, blue pants, green sweater, and white shoes." The clerk says, "Are you a Gator fan?" "Yes," replies the man, "How did you guess--by the color combination?" "No," answers the clerk, "because this is a hardware store."
Did you hear about the big power outage at the UF student union?
Forty Gators were stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
Top 10 Classes at The University of Florida:
1) Philosophy: Why Don't They Spell It with an "F" ?
2) Pre-Law Seminar: Age of Consent in 50 States
3) Sandwich Making: A Project Course
4) Hand-Shadow Workshop
5) Subtraction: Addition's Tricky Friend
6) Cliff's Notes vs. Monarch Notes: 2 Views of the Classics
7) Hooked on Phonics
8) The College Classroom: A Simulation
9) ABC's: An Extended Version
10) Literature: Coloring inside the lines
What are the toughest 6 years in a Gator's life?
3rd grade.
What do you call a Gator with half a brain?
"Gifted"