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Posted: 2/15/2012 7:46:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/15/2012 7:47:04 PM EDT by Nightwolf357]
So, I have this fridge that came with my house. While I haven't had any clergy members or other holy men verify it, I believe it's evil. It looks terrible (poorly spraypainted, rusty, missing shelves, hole in door, exposed fiberglass insulation), and cannot be killed. It has survived floods, power surges, old age, and an ill-tempered cat. More than one bottle of vodka has frozen solid in the freezer.

It says it's a "Hotpoint", but I believe it was forged inside a cursed volcano.

Most recently, it was used as a kegerator, and only occasionally froze half barrels of beer.

It works (electricity goes in, cold comes out), and it's free.

Also, it's in my basement, and weighs roughly four zillion pounds, give or take. I cannot help you remove it from my basement, as it has tried to kill me more than once.



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I got a laugh out of it.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 8:20:32 AM EDT
That was awesome.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 1:37:39 PM EDT
I love reading these
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 2:43:31 PM EDT
hmmm Oshkosh eh? I may have to make a day trip this weekend and snag it
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 4:22:39 PM EDT
Nicely done..funny too
Link Posted: 2/18/2012 5:42:49 PM EDT
Too damn funny
Link Posted: 2/18/2012 5:48:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/18/2012 9:42:33 PM EDT
As an ordained Pastafarian Minister, I can only advise to fill the fridge with beer and noodles. Hopefully that will be enough for the fridge to be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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