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Posted: 3/3/2006 2:11:40 AM EST
I'm currently coughing up blood.


I hereby bequeth my massive porn collection to streetfighter.

And my rifles to the homeless.

Here Endeth....
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 2:25:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By elucidate:
I'm currently coughing up blood.

I hereby bequeth my massive porn collection to streetfighter.

And my rifles to the homeless.

Here Endeth....



Send rifles to me and I will distribute to some of my homeless clients......

... Should make for some entertainment on the evening news...

.... Lot of self inflicted gunshots I suspect.
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 9:18:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By elucidate:
I'm currently coughing up blood.


I hereby bequeth my massive porn collection to streetfighter.

And my rifles to the homeless.

Here Endeth....



You can keep the rifles, send me the porn!
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 7:01:07 PM EST
Ebola is often characterized by the sudden onset of fever, intense weakness, muscle pain, headache and sore throat. This is often followed by vomiting, diarrhoea, rash, impaired kidney and liver function, and in some cases, both internal and external bleeding. Laboratory findings show low counts of white blood cells and platelets as well as elevated liver enzymes.

Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:24:58 AM EST
Are you dead ?

You dont have to reply to this if you are

A bit of blood from the mouth never killed anyone !! ( apart from the ones related to a serious illness )

Steve

Link Posted: 3/7/2006 2:06:14 PM EST
Some people will do anything to get out of shooting a match
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 8:52:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By Scope-eye:
Some people will do anything to get out of shooting a match



Meow...Pot=Kettle
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 10:30:49 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 12:12:50 AM EST
What are you doing Dave.........................?
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 12:57:49 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 1:02:21 AM EST by vito113]
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 2:33:00 AM EST
Dave, found a new power plant for your Audi.

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 3:48:16 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 6:03:25 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 7:34:35 AM EST by vito113]
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 12:40:41 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/9/2006 12:44:32 PM EST by elucidate]
Hallo!!

Doctor said it was actually coming from my nose. I no longer pick my nose

I've been busy recently, doing rude things with a lady (not any more though, start again on Saturday) and visiting Hereford.

P.S. That donkey would go faster than my car....
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 11:47:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/9/2006 11:48:05 AM EST by ACR26]

Originally Posted By elucidate:
Hallo!!
I've been busy recently, doing rude things with a lady (not any more though, start again on Saturday) and visiting Hereford.




C O L O U R C H E C K
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 12:23:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/9/2006 12:44:52 PM EST by elucidate]
edit for fairly obvious reasons.

I was visiting my mate and going on the piss if you must know...
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:39:03 PM EST
Come on guys....In the true spirit.....



Taffy....shhhhhh..!
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