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Posted: 3/3/2006 3:11:40 AM EDT
I'm currently coughing up blood.


I hereby bequeth my massive porn collection to streetfighter.

And my rifles to the homeless.

Here Endeth....
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 3:25:07 AM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
I'm currently coughing up blood.

I hereby bequeth my massive porn collection to streetfighter.

And my rifles to the homeless.

Here Endeth....



Send rifles to me and I will distribute to some of my homeless clients......

... Should make for some entertainment on the evening news...

.... Lot of self inflicted gunshots I suspect.
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 10:18:24 AM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
I'm currently coughing up blood.


I hereby bequeth my massive porn collection to streetfighter.

And my rifles to the homeless.

Here Endeth....



You can keep the rifles, send me the porn!
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 8:01:07 PM EDT
[#3]
Ebola is often characterized by the sudden onset of fever, intense weakness, muscle pain, headache and sore throat. This is often followed by vomiting, diarrhoea, rash, impaired kidney and liver function, and in some cases, both internal and external bleeding. Laboratory findings show low counts of white blood cells and platelets as well as elevated liver enzymes.

Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:24:58 AM EDT
[#4]
Are you dead ?

You dont have to reply to this if you are

A bit of blood from the mouth never killed anyone !! ( apart from the ones related to a serious illness )

Steve

Link Posted: 3/7/2006 3:06:14 PM EDT
[#5]
Some people will do anything to get out of shooting a match
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 9:52:32 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Some people will do anything to get out of shooting a match



Meow...Pot=Kettle
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 11:30:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/8/2006 1:12:50 AM EDT
[#8]
What are you doing Dave.........................?
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 1:57:49 AM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 3:33:00 AM EDT
[#10]
Dave, found a new power plant  for your Audi.

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 4:48:16 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:03:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:40:41 AM EDT
[#13]
Hallo!!

Doctor said it was actually coming from my nose. I no longer pick my nose

I've been busy recently, doing rude things with a lady (not any more though, start again on Saturday) and visiting Hereford.

P.S. That donkey would go faster than my car....
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 12:47:24 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Hallo!!
I've been busy recently, doing rude things with a lady (not any more though, start again on Saturday) and visiting Hereford.




C O  L O U R  C H E C K
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:23:11 PM EDT
[#15]
edit for fairly obvious reasons.

I was visiting my mate and going on the piss if you must know...
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 2:39:03 PM EDT
[#16]
Come on guys....In the true spirit.....



Taffy....shhhhhh..!
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