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Posted: 2/7/2012 5:28:43 PM EST
Must have.


Saw a post in GD a while back, and just happened to stumble back on to the website.

They ain't cheap, but you can get them unpainted at a discounted price.

The standing ones are just under a foot tall, and they weigh about four pounds.

The artist says that the next design in the pipeline is the FLAMETHROWER GNOME.

Link Posted: 2/8/2012 2:39:07 AM EST
Cute and creepy all at the same time.

Just like the topic author!

Link Posted: 2/8/2012 3:47:05 AM EST
They are like the 'gangsta' gnomes in Larry Correia's Monster Hunter books.  Except his gnomes carried full sized weapons.
Link Posted: 2/8/2012 11:18:37 AM EST
Very cool me thinks.
Link Posted: 2/8/2012 8:12:05 PM EST
These might not be a bad idea. My 6 yr old could move his battles into the yard & out of the living room.
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 7:00:38 AM EST
My wife had some horrid looking gnomes in the landscape beds around our house.

I hated them.

I started placing them in sexually suggestive poses (gnome 69, gnome ATM, gnome buttsechs).  It would take a couple days for her to notice.

And then one day, all the gnomes were gone.

As much as I like these manly gnomes, pretty sure we'll remain gnomeless at the 78 household.
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 8:34:42 AM EST
I wonder how durable they are, I'd love a RPG one to take to the field when we shoot rockets.
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