I am a loser nobody, and I hope I am not the only one to offer, but I would be happy to offer my services as a cabby/tour guide. Tell me where you wanna go and I will get you there, oh and back. Hell, a few of us need to meet up and do something.
We don't get that much rain all the time here, in fact we are in a drought. The humidity is here all the time though.
I see from your post count that you are a chatty kathy but no worries, I can tune out anything!
Let's see who else pipes up, maybe you will get a better offer! If not, feel free to IM me and we can work something out. I did just remember I am on-call this week, but I haven't had to go into work while on-call in a long time, I just gotta be able to answer my phone.
You aren't some sort of nut case are you?
ByteTheBullet (-: