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Posted: 8/24/2005 10:29:38 AM EDT
Hey guys, found this on another forum I frequent..........enjoy!

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans
And Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert
shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democra­t's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days
and try to come to a consensus.

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Republic­an's Answer:

BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of
reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the

Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 11:03:53 AM EDT
Silvertips are hollow points. I'd make her inventory the armory.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 11:22:42 AM EDT

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of
reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click



Hmmm...Glock .40 cal...I was thinking more like...



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! ::click::

*reloading at the speed of Rob Leatham*

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! ::click::



Glock 23 13+1 with a 15 round backup mag.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 12:47:02 PM EDT
I guess I am none, given if it were me, the "wife and two small children" would have shot the fucker before I even saw him.

Me? The only one armed? Please. My entire family will shoot you. Twice.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 3:48:37 PM EDT
I guess I'm a republican. One BANG! on a head shot is all I need with my HK40USP
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