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Posted: 3/11/2005 7:23:14 AM EST
My wife is taking the kids out for a little spring break vacation, so I'm going to be all by my lonesome.

Please save me from the horrible fate which awaits me this weekend:
1) Pruning Crepe Myrtles
2) Mowing the yard.
3) Doing laundry.
4) Cleaning already clean guns.
5) Other assorted tales of domestic terror.
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Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:32:07 AM EST
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
My wife is taking the kids out for a little spring break vacation, so I'm going to be all by my lonesome.

Please save me from the horrible fate which awaits me this weekend:
1) Pruning Crepe Myrtles
2) Mowing the yard.
3) Doing laundry.
4) Cleaning already clean guns.
5) Other assorted tales of domestic terror.



Wanna go make 'em dirty before you clean them again?

The Fun show is not this weekend - it's next weekend. I need to buy some flip-up sights for the carbine.... just in case the EOTech goes TU.

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Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:39:42 AM EST
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
My wife is taking the kids out for a little spring break vacation, so I'm going to be all by my lonesome.

Please save me from the horrible fate which awaits me this weekend:
1) Pruning Crepe Myrtles
2) Mowing the yard.
3) Doing laundry.
4) Cleaning already clean guns.
5) Other assorted tales of domestic terror.



I get to do all of that PLUS plant two 25 gallon Red Maple trees. That's the price ya gotta pay for going to the Hun Farm two weekends in a row.
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Link Posted: 3/11/2005 10:54:55 AM EST
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
My wife is taking the kids out for a little spring break vacation, so I'm going to be all by my lonesome.

Please save me from the horrible fate which awaits me this weekend:

3) Doing laundry.





Your so ghey. No wonder you and TRG have become sch good friends.
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Link Posted: 3/11/2005 11:10:41 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2005 11:12:42 AM EST by Zhukov]
Originally Posted By ilikelegs:
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
My wife is taking the kids out for a little spring break vacation, so I'm going to be all by my lonesome.

Please save me from the horrible fate which awaits me this weekend:

3) Doing laundry.





Your so ghey. No wonder you and TRG have become sch good friends.


Your post oozes of jealousy. He's mine, beotch!

[Edited to add] And you complain about my grammar? Hah!
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Link Posted: 3/11/2005 11:18:38 AM EST
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[Edited to add] And you complain about my grammar? Hah!


Nice after thought.
Have always been this slow.
You ate lead as a child didn't you.
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Link Posted: 3/11/2005 11:41:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2005 11:43:28 AM EST by Zhukov]
Originally Posted By ilikelegs:
Originally Posted By Zhukov:


[Edited to add] And you complain about my grammar? Hah!


Nice after thought.
Have always been this slow.
You ate lead as a child didn't you.


It's AFTERTHOUGHT. One word.

[Rick James]What did Zhukov's hand say to ILLs face? SLAP![/Rick James]

Edited to add: I think that's a sentence fragment up there as well...
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Link Posted: 3/11/2005 12:01:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
Originally Posted By ilikelegs:
Originally Posted By Zhukov:


[Edited to add] And you complain about my grammar? Hah!


Nice after thought.
Have always been this slow.
You ate lead as a child didn't you.


It's AFTERTHOUGHT. One word.

[Rick James]What did Zhukov's hand say to ILLs face? SLAP![/Rick James]

Edited to add: I think that's a sentence fragment up there as well...



Originally Posted By Zhukov:
Originally Posted By MrsGloftoe:
The Den Mother bakes.


I'll willingly retract my entry if you send some of your cooking my way.


Talk to the hand bitch!
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Link Posted: 3/11/2005 12:09:16 PM EST
Sure...there's the rodeo, something on 6th street, SXSW movie festival, etc., etc., etc.

I find myself busier here than in CA by far, i dunno what you're doing wrong.

Wait. you're married. N/m.
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Link Posted: 3/11/2005 12:14:08 PM EST
You could attend a Texas Tactical Carbine match, and then a lowlight match tomorrow at Hays County Sportsman's Park. It's where all the cool kids will be!
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Link Posted: 3/11/2005 3:00:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By ilikelegs:
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
I'll willingly retract my entry if you send some of your cooking my way.

Talk to the hand bitch!


I ran this through the grammar and spelling checker in Office XP, and I still don't see it. Oh wait - look who's critiquing me...
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Link Posted: 3/11/2005 3:51:19 PM EST
On Saturday, Cross Canadian Ragweed will be at the rodeo. I won tickets at work, so i'll be there.

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Link Posted: 3/11/2005 5:05:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
My wife is taking the kids out for a little spring break vacation, so I'm going to be all by my lonesome.

Please save me from the horrible fate which awaits me this weekend:
1) Pruning Crepe Myrtles
2) Mowing the yard.
3) Doing laundry.
4) Cleaning already clean guns.
5) Other assorted tales of domestic terror.



[Al Bundy] The Nudie Bar!![/Al Bundy] ..Fullclip

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Link Posted: 3/11/2005 6:10:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By ilikelegs:
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
I'll willingly retract my entry if you send some of your cooking my way.


Talk to the hand bitch!

I don't see anything wrong with that statement.
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Link Posted: 3/13/2005 4:14:07 PM EST
I changed a water pump. I hope my neck isn't going to peel.
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Link Posted: 3/13/2005 6:01:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2005 6:02:38 PM EST by Zhukov]
I washed the truck.
Detailed it.
Cleaned the garage.
Trimmed up our big-ass Crepe Myrtles with a chainsaw.
Spread 10 bags of mulch.
Filed 6 months worth of paperwork.
Mixed up some "Ed's Red"
Ate twice at Taco Bell.
Cleaned the kitchen.
Watched some TV.
Got through half of "Raid on Rommel" to translate all the German for DoubleFeed.

That 'bout sums it up. Thanks for nothing, Centex crew!

[Edited to add] Oh look! I almost have 1/10th of the number of posts as DoubleFeed. Another 20 years, and I'll be there too!
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Link Posted: 3/13/2005 6:42:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
Thanks for nothing, Centex crew!

My pay grade is too low to entertain your hiney all weekend.
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Link Posted: 3/13/2005 7:13:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zhukov:

That 'bout sums it up. Thanks for nothing, Centex crew!


You're welcome!!

We're here for ya. At least we know who to point to now when someone asks for "Bitch, Whiny" at mail call.
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Link Posted: 3/13/2005 7:29:17 PM EST
Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:
Originally Posted By Zhukov:

That 'bout sums it up. Thanks for nothing, Centex crew!


You're welcome!!

We're here for ya. At least we know who to point to now when someone asks for "Bitch, Whiny" at mail call.


You're funny guy, PE. Remind me to kill you last.
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Link Posted: 3/13/2005 7:31:10 PM EST
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You're funny guy, PE. Remind me to kill you last.


Good luck with that.

Oh, what was that you wanted on your grave stone? "Here lies Zhukov, dead and buried. Left his manhood and then got married."?
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Link Posted: 3/13/2005 7:34:10 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:
Originally Posted By Zhukov:


You're funny guy, PE. Remind me to kill you last.


Good luck with that.

Oh, what was that you wanted on your grave stone? "Here lies Zhukov, dead and buried. Left his manhood and then got married."?


If I don't whine several times a day my head might explode. It's not good to keep that bottled up inside, ya know? Remember - it's the quiet guys that you have to worry about.
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Link Posted: 3/13/2005 7:35:17 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
If I don't whine several times a day my head might explode. It's not good to keep that bottled up inside, ya know? Remember - it's the quiet guys that you have to worry about.


I believe Doublefeed already posted here, so that gives us another week or so....
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Link Posted: 3/14/2005 2:56:15 AM EST
Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
If I don't whine several times a day my head might explode. It's not good to keep that bottled up inside, ya know? Remember - it's the quiet guys that you have to worry about.


I believe Doublefeed already posted here, so that gives us another week or so....
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Link Posted: 3/14/2005 3:17:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
If I don't whine several times a day my head might explode. It's not good to keep that bottled up inside, ya know? Remember - it's the quiet guys that you have to worry about.


I believe Doublefeed already posted here, so that gives us another week or so....


Oh you're one to talk.
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Link Posted: 3/14/2005 3:34:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
If I don't whine several times a day my head might explode. It's not good to keep that bottled up inside, ya know? Remember - it's the quiet guys that you have to worry about.


I believe Doublefeed already posted here, so that gives us another week or so....


Oh you're one to talk.
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I saw lesbians dancing together and making out. Saw lesbian titties, and lesbians rubbing each others titties.

Slow weekend for me.

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I saw lesbians dancing together and making out. Saw lesbian titties, and lesbians rubbing each others titties.

Slow weekend for me.

TRG

Tell the WHOLE truth. You watched the gay guys dancing too. Oh and the cross dressers.

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Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:05:56 PM EST
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I saw lesbians dancing together and making out. Saw lesbian titties, and lesbians rubbing each others titties.

Slow weekend for me.

TRG

Tell the WHOLE truth. You watched the gay guys dancing too. Oh and the cross dressers.


the cross dressers did not dance.

TRG

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Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:19:24 PM EST
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Originally Posted By SweetTater:
Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
I saw lesbians dancing together and making out. Saw lesbian titties, and lesbians rubbing each others titties.

Slow weekend for me.

TRG

Tell the WHOLE truth. You watched the gay guys dancing too. Oh and the cross dressers.


the cross dressers did not dance.

TRG

Ps. I could tell the whole truth, but then you would be implicated.
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Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:22:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
Originally Posted By SweetTater:
Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
I saw lesbians dancing together and making out. Saw lesbian titties, and lesbians rubbing each others titties.

Slow weekend for me.

TRG

Tell the WHOLE truth. You watched the gay guys dancing too. Oh and the cross dressers.


the cross dressers did not dance.

TRG

Ps. I could tell the whole truth, but then you would be implicated.
I'm on the edge of my seat for the whole story


Hear, hear.
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You see why I did NOT mention any details ST?

ROFL

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Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:42:18 PM EST
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You see why I did NOT mention any details ST?

ROFL

TRG


Can I fill in the details or is this a new story?
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Was Peacher involved in this??
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Was Peacher involved in this??


A gentleman never tells, and neither do I.

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Link Posted: 3/15/2005 4:44:23 AM EST
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You see why I did NOT mention any details ST?

ROFL

TRG


Can I fill in the details or is this a new story?



New story.

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Was Peacher involved in this??


Well we were in a gay & lesbian bar. P.S. It was TRG's idea to go there in the first place....he said ILL recommended it.

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Was Peacher involved in this??


Well we were in a gay & lesbian bar.
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