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Posted: 8/15/2007 8:57:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 9:08:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2007 9:09:01 PM EDT by Kooter]
Hypothetically speaking of course........


Zip lock bags

Round up

Let sit in freezer

After frozen, rip off bags, break up into chunks and toss into said guys yard. They melt and do their nasty little lawn job.

I've also heard that oscar meyer bologna will eat polka dots into a cars paint job.


Ceramic pieces from a spark plug bust the hell out of car windows when tossed at them. But it is awful noisy.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 9:13:16 PM EDT
I liked the thread in GD where the gentlemen proposed tossing rodent food around their house. Nothing like rats to ruin your day.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 9:21:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 9:24:50 PM EDT
Just listing some stuff around the house.... duct tape, stapler, zip ties, hamster.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 9:26:18 PM EDT
You got road kill, right?
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 9:57:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Phil_in_Seattle:


Thank you beekeeper.jr
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 10:07:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2007 10:17:37 PM EDT by Readmenace]

Originally Posted By Kooter:
Hypothetically speaking of course........


Zip lock bags

Round up

Let sit in freezer

After frozen, rip off bags, break up into chunks and toss into said guys yard. They melt and do their nasty little lawn job.

I've also heard that oscar meyer bologna will eat polka dots into a cars paint job.


Ceramic pieces from a spark plug bust the hell out of car windows when tossed at them. But it is awful noisy.


Kooter, why haven't we met yet? Bologna alone, or in the sun?

-REad
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 12:03:06 AM EDT



put onto this



Inside of this



topped off with some of this



should buy you some time to think of something...

Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:25:14 AM EDT
put a bunch of bumper stickers all over his truck. You could position them so they make a word.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:53:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By R-32:
sfgate.com/c/pictures/2003/04/16/ho_design.jpg


put onto this

www.flower-mound.com/images/pictures/water_meter.jpg

Inside of this

www.ci.torrance.ca.us/Images/WaterMeter_rdax_400x303.JPG

topped off with some of this

www.epyon-1.com/blog/archives/images/quickcrete.jpg

should buy you some time to think of something...

Wow you have re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-affirmeed your place as the WAHTF king asshole


Good idea, I wish I could have thought of that
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 5:49:31 AM EDT
Birdseed.


Everywhere.


A little every day. On his lawn, house, truck, etc. Everything. Once the birds realize there is always free food at this place, they will come in droves and shit all over EVERYTHING.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 6:07:27 AM EDT
Send him a letter of apology and a check to cover the damage that your yard did to his rig.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 6:48:55 AM EDT
I'll be you accomplice or should we say partners in crime. Crime is always fun and pays well from what I hear. At least till you get caught.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 6:51:51 AM EDT
Send him a summons to appear in court.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 7:40:17 AM EDT
Wow-- at least now you have a viable target. It's really too bad that the CoC probably stops me from offering you the unopened pint jar of Limburger cheese I found that my uncle must have bought in, oh, 1967 or so. Or some other things I can think of.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:59:00 AM EDT
Put a glock sticker upside-down on the back of his truck...

Link Posted: 8/16/2007 9:05:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CrownAndSeven:
Put a glock sticker upside-down on the back of his truck...



Link Posted: 8/16/2007 9:12:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 9:41:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 10:19:42 AM EDT
I have a few ideas.

The line of pussification will be crossed, I will IM you.


Link Posted: 8/16/2007 12:14:00 PM EDT
Is the guy who heard him admit to it willing to testify?

Is there any chance that if you took him to court (small claims court is pretty easy, up to $2500 I think) that a judge would rule in your favor?

Sounds like he already got his, with a blown rear-end. But that's not personally satisfying enough.

If you know his address you could sign him up for subscriptions to porn junk mail. Christian Colleges are always happy to send out catalogs to prospective students.

I wonder if, in addition to trenching your yard, he may be involved in any of the thefts you experienced? Might want to drop his name to the sherrif.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:56:30 PM EDT
I am sure there are a couple of rigs around capable of doing some really high quality agricultural work at a highly discounted rate....
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 2:57:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tumbleweed:
Just listing some stuff around the house.... duct tape, stapler, zip ties, hamster.


Why do you have a hamster?
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 4:38:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JS98010:

Originally Posted By tumbleweed:
Just listing some stuff around the house.... duct tape, stapler, zip ties, hamster.


Why do you have a hamster?


You never know when Richard Gere will drop in for some northern hospitality

j/k, I really don't have a hamster, but I do know a ramster
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 4:43:16 PM EDT
put his name and address on craiglists casual encounters, Glory Hole party at midnight?
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 4:44:00 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 7:20:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fishkiller98579:
put his name and address on craiglists casual encounters, Glory Hole party at midnight?

That can be easily traced back to your IP address. To easy to get found out/in trouble.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:08:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By YOPD:

Originally Posted By fishkiller98579:
put his name and address on craiglists casual encounters, Glory Hole party at midnight?

That can be easily traced back to your IP address. To easy to get found out/in trouble.


... And on the 7th day, some geek created web proxies!!!
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:08:37 PM EDT
I think JAFO was onto something.


Originally Posted By libertynews:
Might want to drop his name to the sherrif.


You must Shirley jest!

Too much water under the bridge and the law will surely be too busy with other matters. Revenge will be a fresh matter that may get your ass in a sling, not to mention the revenge merry-go-round. That sounds kinda pussified, but I'd bet you could get most of your moneys worth by just confronting him and watch him squirm. Unless he is a total turd, he may even come up with some form of restitution. Of course, unless one is a total turd, they won't be trenching your lawn in the first place.

That said, I'd be pissed beyond reason if some POS did that to my lawn and I'm not sure I'd subscribe to the above, unless, perhaps, 5 years had passed.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:27:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By YOPD:

Originally Posted By fishkiller98579:
put his name and address on craiglists casual encounters, Glory Hole party at midnight?

That can be easily traced back to your IP address. To easy to get found out/in trouble.


Public library?
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:41:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Belial:
I am sure there are a couple of rigs around capable of doing some really high quality agricultural work at a highly discounted rate....



Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:42:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CrownAndSeven:
Put a glock sticker upside-down on the back of his truck...



*sigh*
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:55:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2007 8:56:04 PM EDT by 1GUNRUNNER]

Originally Posted By jonathon:

Originally Posted By Belial:
I am sure there are a couple of rigs around capable of doing some really high quality agricultural work at a highly discounted rate....





Last I heard about your rig it was in need of repair(S)



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