She talk like about half my family.  The half I mostly like anyway.  My mom's people cone out of northwestern Alabama.  Grandma still sounds 1930's Birmingham sometimes. My cousins talked me into that retarded fishing once. Not for me.

Took me almost a solid 10 years to hide that slow Texas draw I've got. Got picked on a lot in school because of it.  Still comes out when I'm tired or pissed off. Mix that with the wife's Minnesota accent & it's flat comical.