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10/20/2017 1:01:18 AM
9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/19/2005 11:17:15 AM EDT
A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River
Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she
noticed a young man about to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't
jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, 'Who in the hell is Robert E. Lee?'

She replied, 'Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb-
assed Yankee."




Link Posted: 8/19/2005 1:10:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 1:11:43 PM EDT
Oh thats good

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 2:01:03 PM EDT



I hope he jumped.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:41:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:50:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 4:53:34 AM EDT
Good one.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 5:38:32 AM EDT
That is the truth.

Link Posted: 8/22/2005 11:19:13 AM EDT
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