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Posted: 3/3/2006 3:15:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/3/2006 3:16:55 PM EDT by Da_Bunny]
After breakfast, 1GR and Odt headed out to a nudist colony in Sultan where they purchased the planer. Shortly after calling me, he had a gall bladder attack. When I returned his call they were headed back to LCR but only made it as far as a hotel in Bellevue, where they stopped for a couple hours.

I just got a call from Odt who says they are back in LCR and 1GR is going to take his medicine, FINALLY.

Link Posted: 3/3/2006 3:37:22 PM EDT
This might be a good case for Laser Beam Eyes.
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 3:53:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/3/2006 4:28:19 PM EDT by 1GUNRUNNER]
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 3:58:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/3/2006 3:59:14 PM EDT by XD_Fan]
You need to start kicking your doc in the balls really hard for each attack you have. They did the same crap with my wife even after it was clear she had gallstones that were never going to go away.

"Hold still Doc, I had three attacks this week and you got two more coming!"
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 3:59:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Well my medicine consists of Vicodin, chocolate and girlscout cookies. I am feeling better, not sure if it is the fact that the time is up for the attack, or the drugs.

This one was on par with the worst I have had to date.



Gonna go to the doctor? Go enough and maybe they'll yard that thing out.
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 4:30:21 PM EDT
Dude, get it fixed.
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 7:43:38 PM EDT
I think somebody is a crappy patient and is suffering unnecessarily.
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 9:37:12 PM EDT
[sharpening pen knife]We can take that thing out in no time. [/sharpening pen knife]
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 10:14:41 PM EDT
"It'll buff right out..."
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 3:42:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kooter:
[sharpening pen knife]We can take that thing out in no time. [/sharpening pen knife]



That's gonna leave a mark!
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 11:11:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Dude, get it fixed.



That would be to easy....
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 7:00:15 PM EDT
IMO, you need to slap your doctor. I had one gall bladder attack, last April. My doc said,"It's only gonna get worse, lets get it out." They took it out, laproscopicly, 2 days later. Sent me home 2 days after that. I was roto-tilling the garden and pulling weeds within 3 weeks but it took a couple of months before I had no pain at all.
Good luck 1GR. Get it taken care of before it gets worse, and slap your doctor.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 10:21:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 10:26:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Well my medicine consists of Vicodin, chocolate milk and girlscout cookies. I am feeling better, not sure if it is the fact that the time is up for the attack, or the drugs.

This one was on par with the worst I have had to date.




you should get that fixed
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 7:14:17 AM EDT
Dr. Dean Adell was talking about this stuff last night. Said that nowadays they do "keyhole" surgery. Minimally invasive and much less trauma to your body and immune system. Unlike how they used to do it which would leave an "Alien" sized hole in your abdomen.


Get that shit fixed man.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 7:29:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 7:41:51 AM EDT
Gunrunner, I'm going into surgery tomorrow. The testing involved required that I was hard-wired to an electro-shock machine and powerful electrical jolts were fired into my arms, causing the muscles to sparm.

It was no fun.

Now get your big pussy-ass into surgery and get it fixed. I'm going be be sitting around for a month with nothing to do all day, except play with your voodoo doll.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 7:52:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 8:13:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
Gunrunner, I'm going into surgery tomorrow. The testing involved required that I was hard-wired to an electro-shock machine and powerful electrical jolts were fired into my arms, causing the muscles to sparm.

It was no fun.

Now get your big pussy-ass into surgery and get it fixed. I'm going be be sitting around for a month with nothing to do all day, except play with your voodoo doll.



I hated that test!!!!!!!!!! I kept telling the lady that she enjoyed her job a little too much!

Link Posted: 3/6/2006 8:15:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By Short-n-sweet:
IMO, you need to slap your doctor. I had one gall bladder attack, last April. My doc said,"It's only gonna get worse, lets get it out." They took it out, laproscopicly, 2 days later. Sent me home 2 days after that. I was roto-tilling the garden and pulling weeds within 3 weeks but it took a couple of months before I had no pain at all.
Good luck 1GR. Get it taken care of before it gets worse, and slap your doctor.



What tests did you have to endure before they took it?


Ummm she probably won't be able to tell you, ya see the "one attack" was simply the one attack she told the emergency room doctor about, her family doctor simply assumed she would pass a stone and be done but apperantly her gall bladder was pretty buggered up. I was in California and got a call in the middle of the night, she was nearly inchoherent with the pain. We got some freinds to take her to the hospital and watch our kids till I could get home and she was in surgery within 36 hours, it nearly killed her
If your gall bladder is acting up get it fixed.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:42:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 11:06:59 AM EDT
You should hold off a few more weeks....

Link Posted: 3/6/2006 11:17:36 AM EDT
LCR is only 4 weeks away. Don't make TBD show without you!
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 1:49:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 1:55:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
Just talked to him, he was in the waiting room at his doctors' office. Waiting for an ultrasound, I asked if he was pregnant, he said, "well I am lactating." as the nurse walked by. He said she looked amused.






Another good story to look forward to over a camp fire.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:14:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:25:42 PM EDT
If When you get operated on, here are 2 things they might forget to tell you :

1- if you get laparoscopic surgery, they fill your insides with CO2 to spread things out so the Dr. can see inside. It puts pressure on your diaphragm which triggers a nerve that causes pain in your right shoulder. So if you get excruciating shoulder pain during post-op, that is why. I am not sure what you do about it, just that you can get it.

2 - Have some GAS-X (chewable simethicone) handy. Since your whole digestive tract gets sedated when you do, it may be slow firing up again. If you feel like you are going into labor to where you start timing your contractions, then try the GAS-X. You will thank me for this later.
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Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:36:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
The doctors said something about goat semen clogging his colon.



Apparently he is concerned about his high protein diet.

You all know what this means right? Guess who is now a spitter?

TRG





my co-workers are looking at me wondering why I had laughed so hard!
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:41:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:43:38 PM EDT
Maybe they'll just take everything out and we'll have to hear some airline/colostomy bag horror story in the future.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:48:36 PM EDT
for the brave: 3rd thumbnail from the bottom has two gall bladder videos


Does anyone remember the prison hospital scene in Stir Crazy with Richard Pryor and the crazy Korean doctor?
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:50:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JAFO:
Maybe they'll just take everything out and we'll have to hear some airline/colostomy bag horror story in the future.





If they take out half his colon, 1GR will have to change his screen name to ;
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:51:12 PM EDT
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[Last Edit: 3/6/2006 3:55:39 PM EDT by bigscrun]
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 4:06:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/6/2006 4:32:01 PM EDT
We need Crakka Down!!

Link Posted: 3/6/2006 4:36:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By skeeterh:

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By Short-n-sweet:
IMO, you need to slap your doctor. I had one gall bladder attack, last April. My doc said,"It's only gonna get worse, lets get it out." They took it out, laproscopicly, 2 days later. Sent me home 2 days after that. I was roto-tilling the garden and pulling weeds within 3 weeks but it took a couple of months before I had no pain at all.
Good luck 1GR. Get it taken care of before it gets worse, and slap your doctor.



What tests did you have to endure before they took it?


Ummm she probably won't be able to tell you, ya see the "one attack" was simply the one attack she told the emergency room doctor about, her family doctor simply assumed she would pass a stone and be done but apperantly her gall bladder was pretty buggered up. I was in California and got a call in the middle of the night, she was nearly inchoherent with the pain. We got some freinds to take her to the hospital and watch our kids till I could get home and she was in surgery within 36 hours, it nearly killed her
If your gall bladder is acting up get it fixed.


They only did an ultrasound on me... I remember that much. They gave me a shot for pain and a shot for nausea. After that, I don't remember much except the doctor (and the room) swaying while he talked jibberish to our friends who, oddly, weren't swaying.

Good luck, and if they don't give you morphine, ask for it.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 4:37:27 PM EDT
Where's the one with TheRedGoat with his leg through 2P's deck?
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Link Posted: 3/6/2006 5:56:56 PM EDT
Let us know how it's going G,

Be happy to drop you some video games or DVDs to keep your mind off the discomfort. Damn bladder has a lot of gall! Hang in.
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 12:08:47 AM EDT
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