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Posted: 12/6/2020 8:20:14 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By TLF: There's like 10 people in his town. They would all know where they are.  Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TLF: Originally Posted By electrojk: Originally Posted By buckshot_jim: I'm. Losing. My. Mind.  I have been cooped up in this house for 7 days now. I feel like shit and am tired but damn I need to be DOING something. This shit sucks. I'm so bored.Have you dug spider holes in your yard? There's like 10 people in his town. They would all know where they are. You get a spider hole...and you get a spider hole... |
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Posted: 12/6/2020 8:22:17 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By electrojk: Have you dug spider holes in your yard? 
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Posted: 12/6/2020 8:47:03 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By TLF: There's like 10 people in his town. They would all know where they are. It's true tho 
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Posted: 12/7/2020 7:20:45 AM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By buckshot_jim: I'm. Losing. My. Mind. I have been cooped up in this house for 7 days now. I feel like shit and am tired but damn I need to be DOING something. This shit sucks. I'm so bored. |
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Posted: 12/7/2020 12:03:34 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By m35ben: Have you made detailed range cards yet? Years ago. |
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Posted: 12/7/2020 12:17:49 PM EST
I guess Can Cannon delivery of cold beer is out. It would be fun to walk in Coors Light to a sleeping person that desperately needed a cold one.
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Posted: 12/7/2020 9:08:36 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By backbencher: I guess Can Cannon delivery of cold beer is out. It would be fun to walk in Coors Light to a sleeping person that desperately needed a cold one. The next hot war is going to who can shoot "skeet" with a can cannon against another can launched.
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Posted: 12/7/2020 9:26:46 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By TLF: The next hot war is going to who can shoot "skeet" with a can cannon against another can launched. Yes, dueling can cannons. |
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Posted: 12/7/2020 9:30:08 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By RV8guy: Yes, dueling can cannons. Thanks to Hrt4me a bunch of us have one |
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Posted: 12/7/2020 9:36:12 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By mah827: Thanks to Hrt4me a bunch of us have one Hrt4me is a bad influence on us.
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Posted: 12/7/2020 10:40:36 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By RV8guy: Hrt4me is a bad influence on us. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RV8guy: Originally Posted By mah827: Thanks to Hrt4me a bunch of us have one Hrt4me is a bad influence on us. In so many ways... But the dueling can cannons is what I was thinking.
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Posted: 12/7/2020 10:47:41 PM EST
My FIL wants to build a baseplate so we can use it as a mortar.
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Posted: 12/7/2020 10:50:02 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By backbencher: My FIL wants to build a baseplate so we can use it as a mortar. I just want a mortar.
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Posted: 12/7/2020 11:14:30 PM EST
I'd love a mortar, but I couldn't afford to feed it. Diet Coke & blanks I can afford.
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Posted: 12/7/2020 11:32:38 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By backbencher: I'd love a mortar, but I couldn't afford to feed it. Diet Coke & blanks I can afford. I understand. It's the same as me wanting a M203.
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Posted: 12/8/2020 12:00:54 AM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By TLF: I understand. It's the same as me wanting a M203.I'd like an M203, one of the aftermarket laser rangefinders for it, and a supply of dual-purpose, incendiary, and thermobaric grenades. |
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Posted: 12/8/2020 8:53:43 AM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By backbencher: I'd like an M203, one of the aftermarket laser rangefinders for it, and a supply of dual-purpose, incendiary, and thermobaric grenades. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By backbencher: Originally Posted By TLF: I understand. It's the same as me wanting a M203.I'd like an M203, one of the aftermarket laser rangefinders for it, and a supply of dual-purpose, incendiary, and thermobaric grenades. I 100% support this! |
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Posted: 12/8/2020 3:42:16 PM EST
I volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine. It’s the one developed in Russia. I received my first dose this morning. It is safe and I’m ok, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо.
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Posted: 12/8/2020 4:10:38 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By prossound: I volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine. It’s the one developed in Russia. I received my first dose this morning. It is safe and I’m ok, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо.
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Posted: 12/8/2020 5:26:47 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By prossound: I volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine. It’s the one developed in Russia. I received my first dose this morning. It is safe and I’m ok, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо.   Next time I see you I'll ditch the Miller Lite and grab some Wodca |
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Posted: 12/8/2020 7:03:50 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By prossound: I volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine. It’s the one developed in Russia. I received my first dose this morning. It is safe and I’m ok, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо. Off to get my neighbor to translate this...
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Posted: 12/8/2020 10:52:36 PM EST
The real fun part will be if any of my projects are actually done by the time a hot war happens again.
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Posted: 12/8/2020 11:26:22 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By lancecriminal86: The real fun part will be if any of my projects are actually done by the time a hot war happens again. |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 12:39:28 AM EST
Just a reminder
 Gerry & The Pacemakers - You'll Never Walk Alone [Official Video] |
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Posted: 12/9/2020 7:34:51 AM EST
Quote History I drink alone. |
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Posted: 12/14/2020 9:46:23 AM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By buckshot_jim: Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By buckshot_jim: Originally Posted By prossound: I volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine. It’s the one developed in Russia. I received my first dose this morning. It is safe and I’m ok, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо. Time to flip some Adidas track suits at the swap meet. |
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Posted: 12/14/2020 11:07:54 AM EST
I texted that joke to my mother, and she flipped out. Jokes aren't so funny when you have to explain them.
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Posted: 12/15/2020 1:38:08 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By TLF: Off to get my neighbor to translate this... Just had my coworker who was a linguist in the army to look at it. He says it looks legitimate and will translate it when he gets a minute |
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Posted: 12/15/2020 1:52:30 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By buckshot_jim: Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By buckshot_jim: Originally Posted By lancecriminal86: The real fun part will be if any of my projects are actually done by the time a hot war happens again. You laugh, but I still have to sort out how I'm going to get this charging handle coated with NP3 and have it be the right color/tint that I need. It only took like a year to finally find one and now I have to worry about what the coating process will do to it. Or even worse the color turns out wrong and I hate it. |
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Posted: 12/15/2020 1:56:09 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By lancecriminal86: You laugh, but I still have to sort out how I'm going to get this charging handle coated with NP3 and have it be the right color/tint that I need. It only took like a year to finally find one and now I have to worry about what the coating process will do to it. Or even worse the color turns out wrong and I hate it. You clone guys freak me out a little. |
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Posted: 12/15/2020 4:01:07 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By buckshot_jim: You clone guys freak me out a little. You're safe. You're unclonable. |
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Posted: 12/15/2020 4:57:39 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By backbencher: You're safe. You're unclonable. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By backbencher: Originally Posted By buckshot_jim: You clone guys freak me out a little. You're safe. You're unclonable. 
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Posted: 12/18/2020 3:57:57 PM EST
Any drink with hard in its name is probably gay.
https://www.foodandwine.com/news/pabst-blue-ribbon-hard-coffee-taste-test |
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Posted: 12/18/2020 4:39:59 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By prossound: I volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine. It’s the one developed in Russia. I received my first dose this morning. It is safe and I’m ok, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо. Plugging it into Google Translate... and that.... "I feel a little strange and I think you are the main ears. feeling a little dazed." |
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Posted: 12/18/2020 5:06:01 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By m35ben: Any drink with hard in its name is probably gay. https://www.foodandwine.com/news/pabst-blue-ribbon-hard-coffee-taste-test Well, like I say "You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning" 
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Posted: 12/18/2020 6:13:31 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By m35ben: Any drink with hard in its name is probably gay. https://www.foodandwine.com/news/pabst-blue-ribbon-hard-coffee-taste-test I have never read a more correct statement. |
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Posted: 12/22/2020 3:30:18 PM EST
What does it take to get in on this?
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Posted: 12/22/2020 3:45:30 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By Kerrmarprep: What does it take to get in on this? Have you ever taken a dump before God and everyone else staring at you? |
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Posted: 12/22/2020 4:02:29 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By backbencher: Have you ever taken a dump before God and everyone else staring at you? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By backbencher: Originally Posted By Kerrmarprep: What does it take to get in on this? Have you ever taken a dump before God and everyone else staring at you? The "no house outhouse" is in a much more secluded area now |
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Posted: 12/22/2020 4:05:36 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By Kerrmarprep: What does it take to get in on this? The others will be along to harass uh I mean haze you momentarily. I you pass the sniff test I will need a Dr's note on the condition of your liver before you come in the gate. |
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Posted: 12/22/2020 4:17:26 PM EST
Haha, No doctors not but I'll bring plenty of beer and liquor. Have you ever gone till completion in a porta potty?
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Posted: 12/22/2020 5:02:50 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: The "no house outhouse" is in a much more secluded area now I really enjoyed the camaraderie while dropping a Pelosi. |
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Posted: 12/22/2020 5:35:03 PM EST
After Buckshot_Jim's suggestion and WOAFP's mmmmmmmmmeat thread
It is hereby decreed that Saturday's protein will be Rib Roast 
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Posted: 12/22/2020 5:41:38 PM EST
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Posted: 12/22/2020 5:47:00 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: I already have the meat My wife would skin all of us though https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/384690/8F04714E-88F5-4CEC-9517-0492B092D24E_jpe-1743633.JPG "Accidents" happen on farms all the time. You could tell her that it died of anthrax or something. |
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Posted: 12/22/2020 5:55:22 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: After Buckshot_Jim's suggestion and WOAFP's mmmmmmmmmeat thread It is hereby decreed that Saturday's protein will be Rib Roast 
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Posted: 12/22/2020 5:55:38 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: I already have the meat My wife would skin all of us though https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/384690/8F04714E-88F5-4CEC-9517-0492B092D24E_jpe-1743633.JPG You should invite him for dinner. |
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Posted: 12/22/2020 7:37:50 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: After Buckshot_Jim's suggestion and WOAFP's mmmmmmmmmeat thread It is hereby decreed that Saturday's protein will be Rib Roast Ours will be better 
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Posted: 12/22/2020 8:13:05 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: The "no house outhouse" is in a much more secluded area now I haz nite vizion nao. And we can output video to a big screen. 
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Posted: 12/22/2020 8:19:49 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By electrojk: "Accidents" happen on farms all the time. You could tell her that it died of anthrax or something. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By electrojk: Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: I already have the meat My wife would skin all of us though https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/384690/8F04714E-88F5-4CEC-9517-0492B092D24E_jpe-1743633.JPG "Accidents" happen on farms all the time. You could tell her that it died of anthrax or something. It needs to grow some more before it has a bad day. Damn if the beef we get from the wife's family isn't some of the best I've had. |
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