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Posted: 5/20/2002 1:40:18 PM EDT
Might be a "first".......7 vs 6......well...time for another........this machine is so damn slow it`s aggravating the hell out of me.......
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 3:59:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2002 3:35:56 AM EDT
[#2]
O-K then.....what do you call a fly without wings?................
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 3:57:17 AM EDT
[#3]
A "walk?"  BALL FOUR!  TAKE YOUR BASE!
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 7:47:19 AM EDT
[#4]
Ha-Ha.......ok...why do they keep gas station restrooms locked?.............
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 9:28:33 AM EDT
[#5]
So no one will sneak in and clean them !
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 9:42:12 AM EDT
[#6]
You guys are good!........Why don`t cannibals eat clowns?.........
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 10:50:03 AM EDT
[#7]
They taste funny
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 9:29:40 PM EDT
[#8]
Ever wonder why 24 hour gas stations have locks on the door?
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 2:26:50 AM EDT
[#9]
It`s so the flying gremlins don`t sneak in when the attendant isn`t looking............If a man is in the woods.....talks to himself...with no woman around to hear him......is he still wrong?.............
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 3:25:21 AM EDT
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Quoted:
If a man is in the woods.....talks to himself...with no woman around to hear him......is he still wrong?.............


Yes
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 3:44:55 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If a man is in the woods.....talks to himself...with no woman around to hear him......is he still wrong?.............


Yes



Hey
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 9:59:10 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Hey


Sorry, but hey....if you can't take the truth, don't ask!  
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 4:58:44 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hey


Sorry, but hey....if you can't take the truth, don't ask!  

                                           He didn`t ask.....I did....and of course the answer is yes.........
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 11:08:53 PM EDT
[#14]
Man who gets locked in pantry.. have ass in jam
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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