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Posted: 1/27/2002 3:33:58 PM EDT
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...a guy with the gift from God that he can draws and shoots the target with his eyes close, one day he...
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and sure enough...
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when he returned his guns were gone and the safe was filled with...
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Gore/Lieberman campaign stickers signed by the Democratic Underground!
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Pull out his hidden Class 3 MG42 and loaded up 3 200 round belts of AP 7.92X57mm.
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the last time he did this he had to buy a new safe, as the old one was now ventilated. So he...
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started to run the other way, screaming like a little girl...
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[Last Edit: 1/28/2002 10:22:29 AM EDT by AR_Rifle]
who said: "My Japanese Karate is better than your Chinese Kung Fu!.$#@%$#@@!!!"...Then the two proceed to....
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teach him....
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They were satisfied he could pick up chicks, provided he wore a paper bag over his head. So NSFJojo stepped out back for a cigarette and...
Link Posted: 1/28/2002 12:07:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2002 12:08:14 PM EDT by CockedandLocked]
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he found his lost gun and
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Roommates new dog, who had run to the guy's house when he got away. The guy walked out and saw JoJo stroking "his" new dog and....
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Gecko45 puts a Queen album in the stereo and turns it all the way up. Then Jojo...
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Jojo laughed at him and slowly put his hand in his pocket
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hey... the above lines were suppose to be after Tyler!!!!!.
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 8:28:48 AM EDT
soon they were all eating raw oysters and drinking draft beer at...
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Defective, because they were much too powerful. Within an hour...
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[Last Edit: 1/30/2002 11:39:37 AM EDT by CockedandLocked]
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and the people of the village ran in terror as
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Lightning strike
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 9:16:07 AM EDT
And suddenly Jojo break out in Ebonic: "Yo! Brotha! U ain't cee nuthin' yet!".
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on a cold and grew Chicago morning
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but then he remembered it was Tuesday
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and it was time to go to his ballet class, so...
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dropping everything, he sprinted towards the gray Chevy
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but instead of grabbing his keys from his pocket...
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shoehorn.
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and he said, "how the hell did that get in there." Then reaching back into his pocket...
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...he suddenly had the weirdest, strangest...
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urge to take a dump right there in the front yard. So.....
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his head and look around, when he knows no one was watching, he quitely sit down
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