yuck, what the fuck is a matter with my roomates!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - yuck, what the fuck is a matter with my roomates!

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:29:27 PM EDT

I am seriously questioning whether my room mates are fags.

last night I get up late to walk out to the kitchen and I hear a porn movie playing,(Busty lipstick lesbos) anyways I look down the hall and I see them "taking matters into their own hands" Not to each other.

needless to say I went back into my room. And haven't touched the remote all day.

I don't have any brothers and use to live alone but I would think if you want to spank the monkey do it on your own in a private place and its not a group activity! There is only one TV in the living room but damn get a magazine!

I am thinking these guys lean a little more to the fruity side. its not like we are in the middle of the ocean with no women!

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:31:37 PM EDT

[#1]

I ain't touching this with a ten foot pole.

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:31:38 PM EDT

[#2]

Yeah... I'd have to agree...

A real man doesn't punch the clown in the presence of any other man. Except MAYBE if they're both doubleteaming a hot chick... but even then... I wouldn't want to be in the presence of another nekkid man. Two chicks tho, hell yes!

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:33:19 PM EDT

[#3]

Circle jerkin'

fun for you
fun for me
cum is free!

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:36:21 PM EDT

[#4]

Dude, has your ass been hurting in the morning???

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:37:38 PM EDT

[#5]

So if you went drinking with your friends, passed out, and woke up with your butt hurting, would you tell anyone?

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:37:44 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Circle jerkin'

fun for you
fun for me
cum is free!

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[puke]

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:39:10 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Dude, has your ass been hurting in the morning???

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No, I wouldn't ever suspect these guys to be gay or on the edge.

but I do have a deadbolt on my door and i sleep with a .38 on the right side of my bed and a AK is sitting behind my desk.

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:39:29 PM EDT

[#8]

Ok, this is just sick, although men are not as insecure about their sexuality as women are. Men just don't give a fk. I guess. Still, I always thought the big "M" was a private thing.

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:40:48 PM EDT

[#9]

Just give them a good shoulder-rub and ask them about their feelings.

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:44:29 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Still, I always thought the big "M" was a private thing.

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I don't know Making jokes and poking fun about wacking it is pretty common but actually being around people doing it is a little different.

I am guessing there was drinking involved.

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:47:56 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dude, has your ass been hurting in the morning???

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No, I wouldn't ever suspect these guys to be gay or on the edge.

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Start suspecting:

last night I get up late to walk out to the kitchen and I hear a porn movie playing,(Busty lipstick lesbos) anyways I look down the hall and I see them "taking matters into their own hands" Not to each other.

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Posted: 12/27/2003 2:48:42 PM EDT

[#12]

Nope, never rubbed one out in front of another guy, and never will.
Your roommates are gay. By proximity, you are now gay. You have to go do something extrodinarily manly to redeem yourself, like go wrestle a bull or something.

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:51:00 PM EDT

[#13]

You know, if they were gay, they would have been watching... Gay (male) porn??? Ot at least 'straight' porn... Maybe???

Methinks they're just porno-addicted perverts who need a 'fix' more than their privacy...

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:51:13 PM EDT

[#14]

[size=5][b]Don't eat the ookie cookie[/b][/size=5]

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:53:46 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
You know, if they were gay, they would have been watching... Gay porn??? Maybe???

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You know, Lesbians /are/ kinda gay.

Posted: 12/27/2003 2:55:48 PM EDT

[#16]

Just make sure they aint sprayin each other with baby batter

Posted: 12/27/2003 3:02:57 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

You know, Lesbians /are/ kinda gay.

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KAR; no way is watching lesbians gay, when you think about lesbo porn is straighter than straight porn because no guys are involved.[shock]

Posted: 12/27/2003 3:03:33 PM EDT

[#18]

I would move out

Posted: 12/27/2003 3:08:05 PM EDT

[#19]

come on guys.

locked

Posted: 12/27/2003 3:09:21 PM EDT

[#20]

[rolleyes]

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