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Posted: 1/31/2011 2:07:30 AM EDT
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Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse.
Being dirt poor usually means no means to have much fun or buy toys or provide for familly. Hell, I'm ugly already, why not be ugly and rich? |
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Posted: 1/31/2011 2:09:12 AM EDT
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I would take the money, old rich guys gets lots of hot model pussy, young dirt poor guys screw trailer trash.
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Posted: 1/31/2011 2:10:06 AM EDT
[#3]
What size pineapples?
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Posted: 1/31/2011 2:12:20 AM EDT
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Quoted: What size pineapples? 
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Posted: 1/31/2011 2:20:38 AM EDT
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Come back young looking...never age...hit on rich lonely ladies....married or single....
poor good looking guys have a way of getting money from rich and lonely ladies besides that....the really hot chicks go for the edgy, bad boys..... |
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Posted: 1/31/2011 2:23:15 AM EDT
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I'm more concerned about why your question equates pie with having pineapples shoved up your ass. 
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Posted: 1/31/2011 2:25:25 AM EDT
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What size pineapples? Holy shit! This site always delivers! 
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Posted: 1/31/2011 2:33:16 AM EDT
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Quoted: Im more concerned that YOU made that connection.I'm more concerned about why your question equates pie with having pineapples shoved up your ass.  |
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Posted: 1/31/2011 2:50:18 AM EDT
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What size pineapples? Asshole, I just took a drink 
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Posted: 1/31/2011 3:17:38 AM EDT
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One day your walkingdown the street and you drop dead of a heart attack. When you get to heaven, God apologizes and says you were taken before your time. And to show he is sorry, he is going to allow you to return to earth under 2 different circumstances. 1) You will come back at the age of 21. Your body will never grow old and you will look like you are 21 until you die. The outside of your body will not age, but the inside will. All the plumbing will work too just like it did when you were 21. However you will be dirt poor for the rest of your life. 2) You will come back at the age of 21, but age at an excellerated rate. By the time your 30 you will look 50, and by the time your 50 you will look 80. However you will come back with a very large sum of money in your bank account. 3) He sends you to hell where Satan shoves pineapples up your ass. How old am I when I die?? If I was young my answer would be different than if i was old??? |
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Posted: 1/31/2011 5:32:30 AM EDT
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 I see seven so far have a thang for pine apples.
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Posted: 1/31/2011 5:42:20 AM EDT
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I see seven so far have a thang for pine apples.Installation is one thing, but the real thrill is in removal. 
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Posted: 1/31/2011 5:45:21 AM EDT
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I picked 2 only because I didnt like option 1 or 3
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Posted: 1/31/2011 5:51:13 AM EDT
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Quoted: What size pineapples?  OK, I acutally laughed out loud. Quoted: Quoted: I see seven so far have a thang for pine apples.Installation is one thing, but the real thrill is in removal. It has to be "timed" just right! 
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Posted: 1/31/2011 5:54:34 AM EDT
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What size pineapples? unfucking real.... man I love this place
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Posted: 1/31/2011 5:56:28 AM EDT
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Come back young, go back in the Army. Try out for Special Forces. go Ranger. nail trailer trash.
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Posted: 1/31/2011 5:57:43 AM EDT
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Are the pineapples inserted against the grain?
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Posted: 1/31/2011 5:59:03 AM EDT
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I would take the money, old rich guys gets lots of hot model pussy, young dirt poor guys screw trailer trash. |
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Posted: 1/31/2011 5:59:55 AM EDT
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What size pineapples?
Man I love this place. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 1/31/2011 6:45:12 AM EDT
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As long as I can come back to take care of my wife, and my son, I would choose option #2. Otherwise, I wouldn't want to come back, but would submit to God's will in the matter.
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Posted: 1/31/2011 6:47:50 AM EDT
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As long as I can come back to take care of my wife, and my son, I would choose option #2. Otherwise, I wouldn't want to come back, but would submit to God's will in the matter.  now you ruined it.
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Posted: 1/31/2011 6:51:03 AM EDT
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#2
I could live in comfort while waiting to return to the TRUE paradise.
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Posted: 1/31/2011 6:51:34 AM EDT
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Cash. I've been broke before, i'd like to try rich out.
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Posted: 1/31/2011 6:54:02 AM EDT
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Are the pineapples inserted against the grain? Don't see why that would matter. It's going to be against the grain one way or the other. |
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Posted: 1/31/2011 6:55:33 AM EDT
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Are you saying God can make a mistake?
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Posted: 1/31/2011 6:57:20 AM EDT
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America 'dirt poor' or third world shithole 'dirt poor'? I wouldn't mind being America 'dirt poor', I'd probably have a bigger TV than I've got now, nicer 'rims', and more free time.
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Posted: 1/31/2011 7:01:23 AM EDT
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I die and then am sentence back to living in this worthless pile of mud? Can you say "Welcome to hell"? |
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