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Posted: 1/31/2011 1:55:21 AM EDT
One day your walkingdown the street and you drop dead of a heart attack. When you get to heaven, God apologizes and says you were taken before your time. And to show he is sorry, he is going to allow you to return to earth under 2 different circumstances.

1) You will come back at the age of 21. Your body will never grow old and you will look like you are 21 until you die. The outside of your body will not age, but the inside will. All the plumbing will work too just like it did when you were 21. However you will be dirt poor for the rest of your life.

2) You will come back at the age of 21, but age at an excellerated rate. By the time your 30 you will look 50, and by the time your 50 you will look 80. However you will come back with a very large sum of money in your bank account.

3) He sends you to hell where Satan shoves pineapples up your ass.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:07:30 AM EDT
Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse.

Being dirt poor usually means no means to have much fun or buy toys or provide for familly.

Hell, I'm ugly already, why not be ugly and rich?
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:09:12 AM EDT
I would take the money, old rich guys gets lots of hot model pussy, young dirt poor guys screw trailer trash.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:10:06 AM EDT
What size pineapples?
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:12:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
What size pineapples?


Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:20:38 AM EDT
Come back young looking...never age...hit on rich lonely ladies....married or single....

poor good looking guys have a way of getting money from rich and lonely ladies

besides that....the really hot chicks go for the edgy, bad boys.....

Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:23:15 AM EDT


I'm more concerned about why your question equates pie with having pineapples shoved up your ass.




Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:25:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
What size pineapples?


Holy shit! This site always delivers!


Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:33:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/31/2011 2:33:30 AM EDT by oregonblackrifle]

Originally Posted By Mech2007:


I'm more concerned about why your question equates pie with having pineapples shoved up your ass.




Im more concerned that YOU made that connection.

Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:50:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
What size pineapples?


Asshole, I just took a drink

Link Posted: 1/31/2011 3:17:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rasanders22:
One day your walkingdown the street and you drop dead of a heart attack. When you get to heaven, God apologizes and says you were taken before your time. And to show he is sorry, he is going to allow you to return to earth under 2 different circumstances.

1) You will come back at the age of 21. Your body will never grow old and you will look like you are 21 until you die. The outside of your body will not age, but the inside will. All the plumbing will work too just like it did when you were 21. However you will be dirt poor for the rest of your life.

2) You will come back at the age of 21, but age at an excellerated rate. By the time your 30 you will look 50, and by the time your 50 you will look 80. However you will come back with a very large sum of money in your bank account.

3) He sends you to hell where Satan shoves pineapples up your ass.


How old am I when I die?? If I was young my answer would be different than if i was old???

Link Posted: 1/31/2011 5:32:30 AM EDT
I see seven so far have a thang for pine apples.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 5:42:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TwoDogKnight:
I see seven so far have a thang for pine apples.


Installation is one thing, but the real thrill is in removal.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 5:45:21 AM EDT
I picked 2 only because I didnt like option 1 or 3
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 5:51:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/31/2011 5:52:06 AM EDT by raysheen]

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
What size pineapples?



OK, I acutally laughed out loud.


Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
Originally Posted By TwoDogKnight:
I see seven so far have a thang for pine apples.


Installation is one thing, but the real thrill is in removal.


It has to be "timed" just right!
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 5:54:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
What size pineapples?


unfucking real.... man I love this place
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 5:56:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 5:57:43 AM EDT
Are the pineapples inserted against the grain?
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 5:59:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MarkNH:
I would take the money, old rich guys gets lots of hot model pussy, young dirt poor guys screw trailer trash.


Link Posted: 1/31/2011 5:59:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
What size pineapples?




Man I love this place.

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Link Posted: 1/31/2011 6:45:12 AM EDT
As long as I can come back to take care of my wife, and my son, I would choose option #2. Otherwise, I wouldn't want to come back, but would submit to God's will in the matter.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 6:47:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Seraph:
As long as I can come back to take care of my wife, and my son, I would choose option #2. Otherwise, I wouldn't want to come back, but would submit to God's will in the matter.


now you ruined it.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 6:51:03 AM EDT
#2

I could live in comfort while waiting to return to the TRUE paradise.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 6:51:34 AM EDT
Cash. I've been broke before, i'd like to try rich out.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 6:54:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DarkCharisma:
Are the pineapples inserted against the grain?




Don't see why that would matter. It's going to be against the grain one way or the other.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 6:55:33 AM EDT
Are you saying God can make a mistake?
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 6:57:20 AM EDT
America 'dirt poor' or third world shithole 'dirt poor'? I wouldn't mind being America 'dirt poor', I'd probably have a bigger TV than I've got now, nicer 'rims', and more free time.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 7:01:23 AM EDT
I die and then am sentence back to living in this worthless pile of mud? Can you say "Welcome to hell"?


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