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9/19/2017 7:27:10 PM
Posted: 3/19/2002 9:15:39 AM EDT
A Womenz Prayer: Lord Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempts to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the wanker you sent me instead. Amen. A Mans Prayer: Lord I pray for a lady with big tits. Amen
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