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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/7/2005 9:09:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/7/2005 9:14:59 PM EDT by Inspector1]
what really happend..... took a girl home last night woke up this morning most of the stuff in wallet gone 150 and cc
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:12:04 PM EDT
damn im drunk
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:12:39 PM EDT
Did you met her at a bar that very night?

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:13:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Inspector1:
damn im drunk



go get your money back!!!!!!


Man up!

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:13:58 PM EDT
heh ya im was trying to cover my ass for making a messed up post
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:14:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Inspector1:
im getting tired of the dating world..... so i am single again after a shoddy attempt at romance.
why is it so hard to find good dates these days. woke up this morning and the girl i was dating. was gone. money in wallet gone. cc gone.
jeesus i mean it was only 150$ but damn




did your romance start with you pulling up next to her corner
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:15:17 PM EDT
re read first post
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:16:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:17:26 PM EDT
i am having to much fun drinking.. ill sober up tomoorw am time
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:18:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Inspector1:
what really happend..... took a girl home last night woke up this morning most of the stuff in wallet gone 150 and cc



holy shit dude, holy shit
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:18:38 PM EDT
was she worth it
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:20:00 PM EDT
i cant remember
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:20:59 PM EDT
Report the CC's stolen NOW, She's buying shit on line right now.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:21:57 PM EDT
hey, did ya'll know Peter Jennings is dead
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:22:22 PM EDT
they where reported stolen early ths mroningg
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:23:29 PM EDT
Carry on with the drinking then
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:23:53 PM EDT
You're posting and typing is too clear to be drunk. Quit faking.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:23:59 PM EDT
are you even sure it was a girl?
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:24:24 PM EDT
god damnit, 150 bucks and your cc, man next time shop around and maybe you'll find a better bargin.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:25:13 PM EDT
let me take a pic of bottle of rum
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:26:50 PM EDT
If all youlost was $150 and a credit card you came out ahead as far asmost women go
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:28:43 PM EDT
So what are you gonna name your new STD?

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:28:44 PM EDT
holy cow tht brandy burns
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:29:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
are you even sure it was a girl?


Of course it was a girl, that "growth" and body hair are from the harmone therapy
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:30:02 PM EDT
yes im sur because i left the bar with a girl named katie or sow she said
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:30:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BulletBait:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
are you even sure it was a girl?


Of course it was a girl, that "growth" and body hair are from the harmone therapy




I wonder if his dog is walking funny.


Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:31:38 PM EDT
.......can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:33:28 PM EDT
You need to be a pro. When you meet a girl for a one nighter only carry a fake id with the wrong address of course, and 3 condoms and a pack of gum. Keep about $20 in your sock and leave those on during sex.
After sex wipe your dick on the curtains, steal her purse and clothes and never return to the scene of the crime.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:33:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
are you even sure it was a girl?



maybe he is only into .. gender neutral anatomy.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 9:45:20 PM EDT
im gonna puka
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:00:43 PM EDT
good nmight evyrbody
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:01:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:01:29 PM EDT
Later Otis.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:01:51 PM EDT
Did she take the blow too??
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:03:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/7/2005 10:17:11 PM EDT by smokycity]
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:09:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:
If all youlost was $150 and a credit card you came out ahead as far asmost women go



No doubt. Getting married cost most men a hell-of-alot more than that. Lessons learned: Wimin are da debil, and Jack is only your friend to a point.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:26:15 PM EDT
everyb oud come paruwith me im ready to go!
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:27:55 PM EDT
i wana wantch all tre woman get drunk as hll come on so we can pary lucdaicric is the shit!eh
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:28:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Inspector1:
i wana wantch all tre woman get drunk as hll come on so we can pary lucdaicric is the shit!eh



CLASSIC!!!!!!!!


Sga­t1r5
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:28:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:30:35 PM EDT
im diown half a bottow of brandy come ong uys juin the clnb
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:33:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ndenway:
god damnit, 150 bucks and your cc, man next time shop around and maybe you'll find a better bargin.



DAMN! ROFL Damn my sides hurt...
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:35:21 PM EDT
hey your not out nnything herea ocomon get drunk as hell wit me..c ant sleep nout to foall aouit my cvair sohelp m,e out will yhou
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:36:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:40:31 PM EDT
Did it fall off yet
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:41:03 PM EDT
wjhats fall off u
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:50:10 PM EDT
That's weird. My "give a fuck" is busted.

Try again later.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:55:59 PM EDT
yirns guve=aufck got busted whats dat m,ean u


gotta take a poiss
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 10:58:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/7/2005 10:59:02 PM EDT by 4xys2xxs]

Originally Posted By Inspector1:
yirns guve=aufck got busted whats dat m,ean u


gotta take a poiss







Link Posted: 8/7/2005 11:13:53 PM EDT
maybe yall can meet back up on the jerry springer show
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