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Posted: 3/30/2006 11:55:09 AM EDT
If you think about it breasts are for feeding a child. Why have them in stereo? So why have two when one will do?
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:55:51 AM EDT
Duh, because WE have two hands!
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:56:04 AM EDT
evolutionary response to rapid births likely, hell most animals have more
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:56:07 AM EDT
Well.. why do you have two hands?
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:56:08 AM EDT
Backup
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:56:25 AM EDT
you can never have enough boobs
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:56:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:56:42 AM EDT
Two are better than one.


IBTL

Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:57:17 AM EDT
They need a third one in the small of their back (for slow dancing).
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:57:23 AM EDT
Why do cats have 6?

I think it probably has to do with potential size of "litter". Plus I would guess so that an adequate supply of milk can be produced.

Whatever the reason...thank god for 'em...and mastery of design
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:57:47 AM EDT
Shhhhhh. You'll ruin a good thing.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:58:09 AM EDT
For balance.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:58:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/30/2006 11:59:33 AM EDT by texastactical]
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:58:35 AM EDT
Symmetry.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:58:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gaspain:
If you think about it breasts are for feeding a child. Why have them in stereo? So why have two when one will do?




Good question ....

It's like carrying a secondary weapon. The back-up boob.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:58:53 AM EDT
Two is one and one is none...
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:59:08 AM EDT
Hominids have evolved with lateral symetry. We have two arms, two legs, two eyes, and the organs that aren't in pairs are centerline or large enough to wrap around the trunk.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:59:14 AM EDT
Twins
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 11:59:56 AM EDT
+1 on the two hands needs two bewbs.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:00:17 PM EDT
who would want to be with boob cyclops?
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:01:26 PM EDT
titfucking
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:02:51 PM EDT



i don't know, but this has gotta be one of the best questions ever asked on a firearms board!


Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:03:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/30/2006 12:06:05 PM EDT by AZMAN-1]
The human body is an amazing example of symetry in nature.........duh...


ETA: damned Armed_Scientist beat me to it!!!........
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:03:49 PM EDT
please don't start lobbying against two now...it doesn't cost the taxpayer any more .
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:04:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Armed_Scientist:
Hominids have evolved with lateral symetry. We have two arms, two legs, two eyes, and the organs that aren't in pairs are centerline or large enough to wrap around the trunk.



I'm not sure what you just said there but I'm pretty sure it means "BOOBIES IS GOOD!"
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:04:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HardShell:
Two is one and one is none...



Exactly. Like Nuts.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:05:13 PM EDT
For when piercings and boob jobs go bad
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:06:49 PM EDT
Some fatass babies will actually suck two titties damn near dry. One wouldn't be enough a lot of the time, unless it was a HUGE one ... hmmm ...
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:07:16 PM EDT
To keep us confused, We dont know which one to look at while they pull one over one you. lol
They serve as decoys! Very effective ....what was I talking about?
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:07:32 PM EDT
Dude...have you been watching Kung Pow again?

You are not the chosen one.

No Expert
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:07:33 PM EDT
Same reason some of us have two nuts
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:08:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By texastactical:
Oh oh oh and for titty f&*$#ing

So what do I win?




Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:11:11 PM EDT
Ever notice those tight sport bras that make women look like they have one massive boob?
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:11:50 PM EDT
So that when they are large enough, you can stick one in your mouth and one in your ear and talk to yourself long distance.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:12:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SS109:
Ever notice those tight sport bras that make women look like they have one massive boob?



Uniboob
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:12:51 PM EDT
...And the #1 reason women have two boobies?

BECAUSE GOD LOVES US
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:12:56 PM EDT
One to suck on while holding the other one.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:13:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
...And the #1 reason women have two boobies?

BECAUSE GOD LOVES US



Damn straight!
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:14:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By triburst1:

Originally Posted By SS109:
Ever notice those tight sport bras that make women look like they have one massive boob?



Uniboob



But when it's cold you still get two headlights.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:14:30 PM EDT
BTW, this thread is worthless w/o pics...
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:15:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Armed_Scientist:
Hominids have evolved with lateral symetry. We have two arms, two legs, two eyes, and the organs that aren't in pairs are centerline or large enough to wrap around the trunk.


But only one anus, explain that one.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:17:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:

Originally Posted By Armed_Scientist:
Hominids have evolved with lateral symetry. We have two arms, two legs, two eyes, and the organs that aren't in pairs are centerline or large enough to wrap around the trunk.


But only one anus, explain that one.



and one tallywhacker
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:17:39 PM EDT
Nursing can make you sore. This way they can change sides. My wife has told me more then I need to know about it......
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:17:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/30/2006 12:19:34 PM EDT by steenkybastage]

Originally Posted By ShortMikeB:
who would want to be with boob cyclops?






And hopefully this one doesn't get me banned...



Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:19:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:

Originally Posted By Armed_Scientist:
Hominids have evolved with lateral symetry. We have two arms, two legs, two eyes, and the organs that aren't in pairs are centerline or large enough to wrap around the trunk.


But only one anus, explain that one.



Actually there are two. It's just that most people talk through one. Especially politicians and television commentators. They are constantly spewing shit out of it.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:19:41 PM EDT
I know several people who have more than one anus. In fact, I can see several people in my office right now that have more than one anus...
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:20:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lancelot:
Nursing can make you sore. This way they can change sides. My wife has told me more then I need to know about it......

+1
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:23:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/30/2006 12:24:23 PM EDT by steenkybastage]

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
BTW, this thread is worthless w/o pics...






EDIT

Dang, arfcom already got that fist picture pulled...

Just watch the movie.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:24:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By smokycity:
So that when they are large enough, you can stick one in your mouth and one in your ear and talk to yourself long distance.



you do that too?
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:36:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thomas_A_Anderson:
titfucking



Finally, the right answer is posted.
Link Posted: 3/30/2006 12:39:03 PM EDT
Because when you have to decide which tit to grab you can answer "GET BOTH"
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