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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:01:10 PM EDT
discuss.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:01:38 PM EDT
[#1]
Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:02:14 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:02:27 PM EDT
[#3]



Oh well.  At least it's not another Trayvon thread.


Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:02:36 PM EDT
[#4]
I went to Catholic school. I knew a couple and was one.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:03:33 PM EDT
[#5]
I have found the easiest woman to have first date sex with are in a church divorce group.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:04:09 PM EDT
[#6]
If you can provide more details, I might start attending church.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:04:17 PM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:


I went to Catholic school. I knew a couple and was one.


Hoe?  

 
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:04:32 PM EDT
[#8]
Look, it was one time and I didn't know.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:04:53 PM EDT
[#9]
I was expecting to see pictures
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:05:17 PM EDT
[#10]
Yep.  Guilt is a powerful motivator.
 
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:05:29 PM EDT
[#11]
They sweat













Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:05:53 PM EDT
[#12]
Reminds me of a joke.....

Well, if they go to church, they have hope in their soul

And if they take a bath they have soap in their hole..........
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:06:15 PM EDT
[#13]
A real, functioning church is not supposed to be a museum for saints - rather a hospital for sinners.

Come to think of it, our Boss ministered to a couple of fallen women on occasion - we are supposed to take our cue from Him.

Or, to put it another way, the whores aren't any less deserving of grace and forgiveness than I am.  Its just a little easier to see their sins than mine.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:06:58 PM EDT
[#14]
Who did Hay-Seuss embrace and who did he scorn?  

Hint: hay-Seuss didn't embrace the money changers, priests or lawyers.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:07:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
They sweat















Lol, I was gonna right that! "Sweating like a whore in church!"


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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:07:12 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:07:13 PM EDT
[#17]
You're welcome in my church gene.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:09:16 PM EDT
[#18]
They cry
 
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:09:42 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:


I was expecting to see pictures






 



best I could do at short notice.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:09:57 PM EDT
[#20]
I'd  rather be a saint in a titty bar
 
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:13:16 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
A real, functioning church is not supposed to be a museum for saints - rather a hospital for sinners.

Come to think of it, our Boss ministered to a couple of fallen women on occasion - we are supposed to take our cue from Him.

Or, to put it another way, the whores aren't any less deserving of grace and forgiveness than I am.  Its just a little easier to see their sins than mine.


That's actually a very nice way to put it.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:14:33 PM EDT
[#22]
I second the motion.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:15:26 PM EDT
[#23]
Aint nothing wrong with that.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:16:42 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
They sweat















this

Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:19:23 PM EDT
[#25]
we used to have a church raffle evrey year.it would always be something different.seems some of the "ladies" would always sell the most tickets
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:21:33 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:22:15 PM EDT
[#27]



Quoted:


They sweat



Common myth. I see them strutting proudly. At least there is something to look at when the sermon is boring.



 
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:23:01 PM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:23:55 PM EDT
[#29]
I didn't know there were whores in church.



Ima get my worship on asap!
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:24:34 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Who did Hay-Seuss embrace and who did he scorn?  

Hint: hay-Seuss didn't embrace the money changers, priests or lawyers.


That's annoying.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:32:08 PM EDT
[#31]
Sootikins thread?








Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:34:37 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
we used to have a church raffle evrey year.it would always be something different.seems some of the "ladies" would always sell the most tickets


Ergo they are whores?
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:35:20 PM EDT
[#33]
I like turtles
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:35:27 PM EDT
[#34]
Sheltered baptist girls

'nuff said
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 7:49:11 PM EDT
[#35]
shit I did not know you can find those in Church

I should go check it out

Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:08:28 PM EDT
[#36]
This thread disappoints.

Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:09:15 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Sootikins thread?




you bastard. You had to bring those up again
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:11:35 PM EDT
[#38]
Interdasting, yet unpossible.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:19:21 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
They sweat




I always heard it, "Nervous as a whore in Church."










Lol, I was gonna right that! "Sweating like a whore in church!"


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Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:22:05 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Sootikins thread?




Probably not. A rolling "stone" gathers no "moss". And I'm pretty sure sootikins would have trouble gaining traction on a modern professional, um, terrain.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:30:07 PM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:30:39 PM EDT
[#42]
I'm not a bible thumper, but I understand that the church doors are open to one and all.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:31:29 PM EDT
[#43]
Am I the only one reminded of the conversation in the K-9 by this thread?
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:32:46 PM EDT
[#44]
This thread is more wrong than two boys fucking in church.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:34:30 PM EDT
[#45]
I went to church with my ex every sunday
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:36:03 PM EDT
[#46]


Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat where have you been?


I’ve been to London to look at the Queen.


Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat, what did you there?


I frightened a little mouse under her chair.





 
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:43:04 PM EDT
[#47]
I've done a lot of sinning and they let me in. I just never see any single whores.
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:47:28 PM EDT
[#48]


"I'm in."
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:48:57 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.


Amen
Link Posted: 3/29/2012 8:52:45 PM EDT
[#50]


Rahab did ok.
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