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Posted: 7/23/2013 4:11:36 PM EST
When snipers are creapin around and bustin caps, Where do they keep extra ammo?

Cant be loose in a pouch, That would be to loud.

Do they drag a ammo can?
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Wut wut ?
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clencher
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 4:13:50 PM EST
They don't need extra ammo. They carry one round in their dick hole until fo time.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 4:14:14 PM EST
They only need 1 shot.
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Tier One trade secret!







































Link Posted: 7/23/2013 4:15:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/23/2013 4:16:17 PM EST by IEC]
Gun, bandoleer, side or back of vest.

Edit: Or have an ammo bearer
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I almost spit my beer out reading this
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Fpni
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 4:16:59 PM EST
they swallow it and crap it out as needed.
the constant temperature aids in consistent shot placement.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 4:18:15 PM EST
In the ripples of their bulging biceps.
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I almost spit my beer out reading this
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They don't need extra ammo. They carry one round in their dick hole until fo time.


I almost spit my beer out reading this



Was drinking beer as I read that, My nose hole hurts
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 4:20:26 PM EST
Velcro patches sewn across their chests.
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Prison wallet.
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Velcro patches sewn across their a boots chests.
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Fixed
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 4:23:28 PM EST
In containers made out of the ball sacks of their enemies.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 4:23:28 PM EST
Not one person has posted the guy from Pulp Fiction yet???

I carried this uncomfortable hunk of metal in my ass for 3,000 yards...

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Velcro patches sewn across their a boots chests.


Fixed


wut
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 4:24:17 PM EST
In the same place where Napoleon kept his armies....in their sleevies!
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Velcro patches sewn across their a boots chests.


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wut



Fuckin boot.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 4:25:36 PM EST
Trade secrets, my boy. Trade secrets.
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I just had to look it up:

The anal cavity of an inmate, so named for its ability to smuggle valuables into a prison or stash them for safe keeping. Due to "recreational activity" prisoners often leave with larger prison wallets than when they arrive.
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Wut wut ?
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Wut wut ?

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Not one person has posted the guy from Pulp Fiction yet???

I carried this uncomfortable hunk of metal in my ass for 3,000 yards...

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Quote fail.
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like was said before in there rear compartment.
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Not one person has posted the guy from Pulp Fiction yet???

I carried this uncomfortable hunk of metal in my ass for 3,000 yards...



Quote fail.


artistic license

Link Posted: 7/23/2013 4:31:40 PM EST
after three kills you get an equipment drop duh! Killstreak Muthafuckas!
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 4:36:50 PM EST
I don't think snipers really carry "a lot" of ammo. If you have an M4 with 7 mags as your standard loadout and add a .308 with 100 rounds it's plenty. I'm not a sniper but I've got 5-10 rounds in my Savage mags, 10 on the stock and maybe 20 or 40 rounds in my pack or pouch. That's a whole bunch of rounds for long range rifle work for anything other than prairie dog hunting.
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Soaking in motor oil. Just to take the shine off. Make it look old.
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Dropped off by predator drones.
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Sick bastard.
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Snipers don't use shotguns.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 4:59:53 PM EST
What is the one place you would be able to carry twenty rounds of 7.62 NATO and have them stacked for easy
retrieval. Think real hard.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 5:00:41 PM EST
Same place Selene does?
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Damn you and Daniel Tosh. Now I won't get that shit out of my head.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 5:04:00 PM EST
In their pak?
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In their cheeks.
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Where are the bullets where else up his nose.

Cheech and Chong for the time challenged.

Skip to 2:20 for the bullets.

Bob and Doug court scene was pretty funny too.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 5:10:06 PM EST
one bullet... one antelope.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 5:11:06 PM EST
It is hard to carry it on a chest rig, since you would be prone. If I were to be in a place where I would be lying down waiting for a great shot, I would have the ammo on Line One pouch, near the belt. Put it out where the temperature would be the same as the rifle bore, not the rifle itself. Of course once you start shooting, you no longer have a cold bore.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 5:35:36 PM EST
Hidden in their foreskin.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:03:18 PM EST
Duct taped to their nipples... The government always has a s%^t load of tape!
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:04:32 PM EST
I spend too much time here. I came to post "rectum" but I see I have been thoroughly beaten.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:55:08 AM EST
Seriously? I'd think that would be one of their spotter's duties.
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Poop thread.

IBTL
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:09:04 AM EST
You would be presented with a similar problem when hunting. Any sporting goods store has the solution.
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I figure they stash them in a bag of Cheetos.
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