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Posted: 11/25/2003 2:31:00 PM EDT
[#1]
Lick my eyebrows.
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Posted: 11/25/2003 2:34:01 PM EDT
[#2]
If they are overweight, use a wheelbarrow.
No use throwing your back out. |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 2:34:19 PM EDT
[#3]
Lots and lots and lots of alcohol....
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Posted: 11/25/2003 2:36:44 PM EDT
[#4]
be yourself, be confident, and if youre going to speak, have something interesting to say. if all else fails...a couple of ben franklins can usually do the trick.
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Posted: 11/25/2003 2:36:54 PM EDT
[#5]
Front end loader.
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Posted: 11/25/2003 2:45:40 PM EDT
[#6]
I give them coke.
-HS |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 3:01:45 PM EDT
[#7]
Bartles & James or Seagrams Gold used to work pretty well for me.
Ahh ... memories of the 80's. [:D] |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 3:37:46 PM EDT
[#8]
Jesus it's not that hard.
You smile to them, if they smile back you walk up and say hi. Your foot is in the door then you'll either get good vibes or bad ones, get the phone number or set a date right then. I'm poor, fat, and conservative in a liberal town and I manage to get dates! |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 3:41:48 PM EDT
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Bent at the knees, wrap your arms around em' just below the buttock and lift. It's best to start with ones that aren't as heavy and work into it and watch the back. Once you mess that up you'll have a very hard time pickin' up anything, let alone women.
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Posted: 11/25/2003 3:50:26 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted: If they are overweight, use a wheelbarrow. No use throwing your back out. Grease her hips and throw a Twinkie through the doorway into your bedroom! Don't stand in front of the Twinkie! |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 4:01:55 PM EDT
[#11]
Pull the car over to the curb, roll down window while keeping an eye out for cops......[;D]
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Posted: 11/25/2003 4:02:00 PM EDT
[#12]
Rule one...
Make sure they won't leave you with a little suprise! You know, the kind that just keeps on giving. |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 4:03:17 PM EDT
[#13]
I have decided to cut out the preliminaries and go straight to an asylum for women, ask for the craziest inmate, and go from there.
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Posted: 11/25/2003 4:09:30 PM EDT
[#14]
My brother passes out the candy...and I drive the van. [devil]
I am kidding..bad joke.[toilet] |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 4:18:51 PM EDT
[#15]
If you work with them and happen to be their boss, it's pretty easy. Otherwise just introduce myself, be confident, and the world will turn!
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Posted: 11/25/2003 4:19:09 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted: I have decided to cut out the preliminaries and go straight to an asylum for women, ask for the craziest inmate, and go from there. probably saner than some of the recent girls I met. |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 4:39:51 PM EDT
[#17]
Drugs are good!
If they're unconscious, it really is your word against theirs! Eric The(AlcoholWasMySecondChoice)Hun[>]:)] |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 4:47:15 PM EDT
[#18]
You want a strategy, or a successful strategy?
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Posted: 11/25/2003 4:50:31 PM EDT
[#19]
I like to go down to the slums and offer the hookers grapes, so they'll get into my coach like in the movie "from Hell"[rolleyes]
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Posted: 11/25/2003 5:22:08 PM EDT
[#20]
I say, "Shut up and get in the trunk bitch!"
It's never failed. |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 5:28:11 PM EDT
[#21]
whats your strategy for picking up on women? I act very indifferent, I prefer them to make the first move. |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 5:32:40 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: You want a strategy, or a successful strategy? [rofl] Sounds like me, I am so shy, I have always had to have the girl essentially tackle me to know she was interested. One guy I know would pretend he was a virgin. It was amazing to see how many women wanted to take his cherry. |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 5:36:00 PM EDT
[#23]
This is the last time. You treat the queens like whores and the whores like queens. How hard is that? It does work.
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Posted: 11/25/2003 5:56:25 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted: Drugs are good! If they're unconscious, it really is your word against theirs! Eric The(AlcoholWasMySecondChoice)Hun[>]:)] Sorry Eric, won't always work [b]In February1996 at Brown University, Adam Lack, a junior, had sex with a freshman after a frat party. He claims that he was sober and that she did not appear drunk. After they had sex, which he claims she initiated, she spent the night with him and gave him her phone number. A month and a half later however, the woman filed a complaint with Brown's equivalent of the Executive Committee, saying that she had been too drunk to consent to sex. Lack was found guilty of rape because, the committee said, he should have known she was drunk. The disciplinary board said that it was irrelevant whether she had either verbally consented to or initiated the sexual encounter.[/b] |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 7:05:28 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: Quoted: Drugs are good! If they're unconscious, it really is your word against theirs! Eric The(AlcoholWasMySecondChoice)Hun[>]:)] Sorry Eric, won't always work [b]In February1996 at Brown University, Adam Lack, a junior, had sex with a freshman after a frat party. He claims that he was sober and that she did not appear drunk. After they had sex, which he claims she initiated, she spent the night with him and gave him her phone number. A month and a half later however, the woman filed a complaint with Brown's equivalent of the Executive Committee, saying that she had been too drunk to consent to sex. Lack was found guilty of rape because, the committee said, he should have known she was drunk. The disciplinary board said that it was irrelevant whether she had either verbally consented to or initiated the sexual encounter.[/b] ah yes the old double standard.... Either being drunk relieves you of responsibility for your actions (drunk driving is legal) or decisions you make when drunk like this are legal |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 7:14:22 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: In February1996 at Brown University, Adam Lack, a junior, had sex with a freshman after a frat party. He claims that he was sober and that she did not appear drunk. After they had sex, which he claims she initiated, she spent the night with him and gave him her phone number. A month and a half later however, the woman filed a complaint with Brown's equivalent of the Executive Committee, saying that she had been too drunk to consent to sex. Lack was found guilty of rape because, the committee said, he should have known she was drunk. The disciplinary board said that it was irrelevant whether she had either verbally consented to or initiated the sexual encounter. I should remember that if I ever get a DUI: [i]Your honor, I was taken advantage of by car manufacturers. They know full well that I, as a consumer, may choose to drink to excess in a public place and lose my ability to reason. By selling me a car, they [/i]caused[i] this crime to happen.[/i] |
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Posted: 11/25/2003 9:42:57 PM EDT
[#27]
dzlbenz beat me to it.. "I just sit at the bar licking my eyebrows"
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Posted: 11/26/2003 5:37:40 AM EDT
[#28]
One guy asks another what line he uses to pick up women.
Other guy says "I just walk up to them and say "You wanna go fuck??'" The first guys says "Damn!! I bet you get slapped a lot!" The second guy says "Well yeah...but I get fucked a lot too!" (There's some rule of life hidden in this somewhere) |
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Posted: 11/26/2003 5:42:31 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: If they are overweight, use a wheelbarrow. No use throwing your back out. Just make sure you bend at the knees... Best advice I have is to "be interesting". Women like that, for some reason. |
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Posted: 11/26/2003 5:53:23 AM EDT
[#30]
Smile and if she smile back...keep on smiling. Do not say a word....and at the end of the night give her a light kiss on the lips.
Those who dare....Win! |
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Posted: 11/26/2003 7:21:50 AM EDT
[#31]
I usually just adjust the 'bulge' I have at mid thigh.[;)]
My wife was reading over my shoulder and busted out laughing, I got no 'moves' I got no 'game'.WAH,[>Q] |
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Posted: 11/26/2003 5:18:23 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: This is the last time. You treat the queens like whores and the whores like queens. How hard is that? It does work. That's pretty much it and have money and alcohol standing by and a big d*ck! |
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Posted: 11/26/2003 7:39:19 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: Quoted: If they are overweight, use a wheelbarrow. No use throwing your back out. Grease her hips and throw a Twinkie through the doorway into your bedroom! Don't stand in front of the Twinkie! [LOL] |
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Posted: 11/27/2003 1:37:42 AM EDT
[#34]
1. You must have confidence.
2. Look them in the eye and tell them what to do. "Come here."/"Sit down."/"Let's dance." Whatever. Be nice, but firm, with the attitude that "no" isn't even a possible response from her. 3. When she starts testing you ("buy me a drink"/"take me here"/"buy this for me"/"I'm gonna go talk to my friend"), tell her "no." Explain to her that she's doing what YOU want right now. It's a fine line, and it takes some practice, but most women want a CONFIDENT person who will take charge. Too many guys (myself included, until I figured this out) try to "be nice" and end up being walked all over, because they let the woman make the decisions in the beginning, and thereby lose all of her respect. You have to be careful not to abuse her or be overly rude or anything. You want FIRM, not demanding, but you also want her to understand that she can trust you, too. There's time to be a nice guy later, but nice at the beginning won't separate you from the crowd of guys just like you, and you'll never get to that point. -Troy |
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Posted: 11/27/2003 2:54:13 AM EDT
[#35]
I'm over 50, and the rules have changed.
I strive to be a decent guy, work hard at living well each day, and have some fun in the process. There are lots of fine ladies 40+ that would be happy with that, and let you know it. The games and hoop jumping are gone. Lady Rain on the other hand can be pretty territorial. It's a good thing that I am not dumb enough to look any futher than what I have. It took a long time to get here, but life is good, I am content, and more than happy with what I have. |
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Posted: 11/27/2003 4:30:20 AM EDT
[#36]
Troy knows his shit on this one!
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Posted: 11/27/2003 4:52:29 AM EDT
[#37]
I give them atleast 3 dollar bills after they dance then a lap dance...nah never mind
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Posted: 11/27/2003 8:04:08 AM EDT
[#38]
Hey, Troy!
We're waiting for you and Tat to do the FAQ on this one... [:D] |
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Posted: 11/27/2003 8:27:12 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: Troy knows his shit on this one! Troy knows his shit on most of 'em. |
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Posted: 11/27/2003 8:39:40 AM EDT
[#40]
Stuff it in her pooper, then post pics.
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Posted: 11/27/2003 11:31:30 AM EDT
[#41]
I let them approach me. Probubly wont work for you fat, ugly, or old bastards though. you guys are on your own.
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Posted: 11/27/2003 1:12:04 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: Probubly wont work for you fat, ugly, or old bastards though. Hey, I resemble that remark! But I prefer to pick for myself, so some technique is required. [:D] -Troy |
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Posted: 11/27/2003 1:16:23 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: Hey, Troy! We're waiting for you and Tat to do the FAQ on this one... Naa... others have already done a fine job. David DeAngelo's "Double Your Dating" series is good, and, of course, there's the excellent [url]www.intellectualwhores.com[/url] site. -Troy |
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Posted: 11/27/2003 2:00:01 PM EDT
[#44]
Walk up, smile, introduce yourself, give her a rose, and say" I've had a crush on you forever". Smile again. Ask for a date.
(Its worth a few $ to have a couple of roses ready) Walk up, smile, say "I've been watching you". This immediately gets their attention. Next "Little girl, you have a problem" Establishes trust, gets them takling about themselves. Next "But little girl, we both know that's not your real problem" Really opens conversation up. try it. rk |
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Posted: 11/27/2003 3:27:53 PM EDT
[#45]
lift with your legs; not with your back.
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