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Posted: 8/30/2005 2:05:10 PM EDT
Society coming unraveled. Mass-evacuations. National guard deployed. People behaving like animals. The only thing missing is the zombies!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:05:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/30/2005 2:06:27 PM EDT by DK-Prof]
... or a giant squid, roaming the streets of the French quarter.

ETA: Because you KNOW some network executive is already planning the movie.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:06:33 PM EDT
Sharks! with lasers.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:07:07 PM EDT
Dry land.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:07:20 PM EDT
Great opportunity for the REVERAND Jesse Jackson to appear...
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:07:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ring:
Society coming unraveled. Mass-evacuations. National guard deployed. People behaving like animals. The only thing missing is the zombies!



Totally. I just told some co-workers it's ripe for zombies.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:07:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:07:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
... or a giant squid, roaming the streets of the French quarter.

ETA: Because you KNOW some network executive is already planning the movie.




I was there last fall. I met that guy!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:08:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
COWBELL!!



well duh. that's a given
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:08:51 PM EDT
About 30,000 armed troops with orders to shoot looters on sight.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:09:26 PM EDT
Fire.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:09:51 PM EDT
Disease, but give it time.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:10:42 PM EDT
a paddle? Patty
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:12:04 PM EDT
You all are fucked up!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:12:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
About 30,000 armed troops with orders to shoot looters on sight.



Heh, knew some National Guard guys in Shreveport. When New Orleans had the "blue flu," they activated the Guard armor battalion in Shreveport to go down and maintain order. So, these guys were walking around with their M16s with no ammo.

Some guy came up to mug one of the NG guys with a knife and said, "I know you don't have any ammo for that."

He pulled a .357 out from under his BDU and said, "No, but I do for this."
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:12:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By hawk1:
Great opportunity for the REVERAND Jesse Jackson to appear...




Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:13:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/30/2005 2:14:23 PM EDT by Ring]
or.. i giant ZOMBIE squid playing a cowbell attached to a shark with a lazer eating jackson!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:14:12 PM EDT
This is one fucked up post. Everyone one of you should be harboring deep, painful shame.

Along those lines – what do you think this hurricane will do for the sales of old Katrina and the Waves merchandise?
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:14:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
This is one fucked up post. Everyone one of you should be harboring deep, painful shame.

Along those lines – what do you think this hurricane will do for the sales of old Katrina and the Waves merchandise?




Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:15:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:16:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kk7sm:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
About 30,000 armed troops with orders to shoot looters on sight.



Heh, knew some National Guard guys in Shreveport. When New Orleans had the "blue flu," they activated the Guard armor battalion in Shreveport to go down and maintain order. So, these guys were walking around with their M16s with no ammo.

Some guy came up to mug one of the NG guys with a knife and said, "I know you don't have any ammo for that."

He pulled a .357 out from under his BDU and said, "No, but I do for this."



I I bet that mugger shit his pants.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:16:46 PM EDT
Human liver sauteed over butter, garlic, and dash of rosemary. Fava beans, and a nice Chianti.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:17:16 PM EDT
Give it time. The Zombies will show up.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:18:33 PM EDT
Looks to me like their missin dry land.....
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:20:31 PM EDT


Originally Posted By hawk1:
Great opportunity for the REVERAND Jesse Jackson to appear...




He's in South America. He missed it.

Where are the flood damage sale sings at? There must be some sweet deals at the dealerships.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:25:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
... or a giant nukular mutant ELECTRIC squid, roaming the streets of the French quarter.

ETA: Because you KNOW some network executive is already planning the movie*.



clearly the military-petrochemical complex is to blame for this, now it has unleashed a nightmare mutant electric squid, wreaking havoc with atomic tentacles of death.


(* starring Jessica Simpson, Ben Affleck, Ellen Degeneres, Martin Sheen, Adam Sandler, Jenna Jamison and Pauly Shore as POTUS)
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:25:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/30/2005 2:26:28 PM EDT by TheHappyBlaster]
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Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
COWBELL!!


Link Posted: 8/30/2005 3:25:09 PM EDT
GODZILLA! MOTHRA!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 3:27:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Give it time. The Zombies will show up.



+1
3 words
Voodoo underwater graveyards
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:16:46 PM EDT
The reporter on Fox just said "the survivers are walking around in the streets like in the Dawn of the Dead movies"
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:21:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Give it time. The Zombies will show up.



It is the Big Easy...lots of VooDoo down yonder
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