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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:18:57 PM EST
thats swelled a little meat ?ice?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:20:04 PM EST
frozen peas
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:20:36 PM EST


OR

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:20:58 PM EST
Ice.
The myth about the meat is simply that the meat is cold.
Ice cubes are hard. Use a bag of frozen peas or corn, so it can mold to the shape of your eye.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:21:18 PM EST
Did your son punch you for selling his calculator?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:21:24 PM EST
Sunglasses
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:21:46 PM EST
fresh beaver
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:21:47 PM EST
Cold, aspirin, and lots of fluids
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:22:24 PM EST
time.... it heals everything
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:23:06 PM EST
nice bbq steak and a bottle of cab
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:24:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By CanadianDave:
Did your son punch you for selling his calculator?

No, his wife for saying her ass is getting bigger.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:25:43 PM EST
whats good for a black eye?


Listening the first time.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:26:33 PM EST
"whats good for a black eye?'

Getting even. TT
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:27:00 PM EST
..lol..black eyes are always fun..get to walk around for 2 weeks answering that same question for everyone..
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:27:34 PM EST
Have you been drinking again?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:28:27 PM EST
Who knocked you out?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:29:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dac1915:
Have you been drinking again?


nooooooo just ahhhhhhhhhh no.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:29:24 PM EST
Ridicule.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:31:12 PM EST
Frozen peas for a little while. Take the peas off for a little while. You need alternate the temperature of it so the swelling goes down and don't poke at it that will make it worse.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:32:36 PM EST
Tell the GF to just put on some make up. Maybe she'll listen next time.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:36:04 PM EST
Giving him two black eyes, a bloody face and a lesson in life.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:37:28 PM EST
Try a pair of these:
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:38:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By 68_Mustang:
Try a pair of these:
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn219/rmcfarland_bucket/1.jpg




Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:39:57 PM EST
Did the guy who had to clean your DUI related vomit off the Wendy's speaker box get a little revenge?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 4:43:55 PM EST
shuting the fuck up the first time!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:20:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 5:21:36 PM EST by knifehitter]
drinking heavily beforehand.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:21:47 PM EST
Slashed tires
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:25:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By gene5:
thats swelled a little meat ?ice?


So you start a thread about your wife's 'azz' and then ask about a black eye...

Coincidence? I don't think so.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:25:48 PM EST
Go hang out at the battered womens shelter and tell them, theyre good listeners.

Oh wait.....
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:41:10 PM EST
its my dog hes got the black eye
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:43:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By gene5:
its my dog hes got the black eye


Im sure.

Put the bottle down, wipe the peanut butter off your dick, apologize to your dog, and go to bed.



Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:45:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By gene5:
its my dog hes got the black eye


Walk into a door, did he?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:45:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By lloydkristmas:
Originally Posted By gene5:
its my dog hes got the black eye


Im sure.

Put the bottle down, wipe the peanut butter off your dick, apologize to your dog, and go to bed.





whaaaaaaaaaaat? what kinda sick freak are you
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:52:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By lloydkristmas:
Originally Posted By gene5:
its my dog hes got the black eye


Im sure.

Put the bottle down, wipe the peanut butter off your dick, apologize to your dog, and go to bed.





pwnt
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