
mangler of grammar.................off my meds.:)
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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:18:57 PM EST
thats swelled a little
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IT,S PITCHFORK,S AND TORCHES TIME BOYS!.....TO THE HILL!!
LORD GIVE ME THE WISDOM, TO KNOW WHEN TO SHUT MY MOUTH! |
frozen peas
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There, I said it...Don't tell me you weren't thinking the same thing!
I just want to go to the backyard, get a stick, and clean this thread off the bottom of my shoe.... |
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Ice.
The myth about the meat is simply that the meat is cold. Ice cubes are hard. Use a bag of frozen peas or corn, so it can mold to the shape of your eye. |
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Did your son punch you for selling his calculator?
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"I want Fabio to penetrate my asshole." - TechGal26
"Swallowing my own "fluids" is...necessary" - conservativeblackfemale "I felt you come...!!" -2theLeft |
Sunglasses
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fresh beaver
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Lost in PA ....
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Cold, aspirin, and lots of fluids
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God, Guns, and Texas A&M
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time.... it heals everything
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"Ninety-nine percent of war is just killing time, while the rest is killing time."
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nice bbq steak and a bottle of cab
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Originally Posted By CanadianDave: Did your son punch you for selling his calculator? No, his wife for saying her ass is getting bigger. |
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whats good for a black eye?
Listening the first time. |
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"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?....."
"Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to." -H. Mumford Jones |
"whats good for a black eye?'
Getting even. TT |
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..lol..black eyes are always fun..get to walk around for 2 weeks answering that same question for everyone..
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F&!K It! We'll do it live!
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Have you been drinking again?
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Who knocked you out?
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mangler of grammar.................off my meds.:)
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Originally Posted By Dac1915:
Have you been drinking again? nooooooo just ahhhhhhhhhh no. |
IT,S PITCHFORK,S AND TORCHES TIME BOYS!.....TO THE HILL!!
LORD GIVE ME THE WISDOM, TO KNOW WHEN TO SHUT MY MOUTH! |
Ridicule.
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"Those who make peacefull revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable."
"If this is how the state treats its law-abiding citizens, then it doesn't deserve to have any." |
Frozen peas for a little while. Take the peas off for a little while. You need alternate the temperature of it so the swelling goes down and don't poke at it that will make it worse.
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Yes, I'm a girl.
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Tell the GF to just put on some make up. Maybe she'll listen next time.
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I'd love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eyes, and shoot him with my old 45 - Hank Williams Jr.
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Giving him two black eyes, a bloody face and a lesson in life.
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"The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." -- (Thomas Jefferson)
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Originally Posted By 68_Mustang:
Try a pair of these: http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn219/rmcfarland_bucket/1.jpg ![]() |
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Yes, I'm a girl.
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Did the guy who had to clean your DUI related vomit off the Wendy's speaker box get a little revenge?
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shuting the fuck up the first time!
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drinking heavily beforehand.
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Only person not killed by use of NcStar products
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Slashed tires
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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
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Originally Posted By gene5:
thats swelled a little ![]() So you start a thread about your wife's 'azz' and then ask about a black eye... Coincidence? I don't think so. |
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"To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it."
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Go hang out at the battered womens shelter and tell them, theyre good listeners.
Oh wait..... |
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If you support Barack Hussein Obama, you are NOT my countrymen. You are NOT on my side. You are a TRAITOR, and when the time comes, you will be treated as such.
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mangler of grammar.................off my meds.:)
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its my dog hes got the black eye
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IT,S PITCHFORK,S AND TORCHES TIME BOYS!.....TO THE HILL!!
LORD GIVE ME THE WISDOM, TO KNOW WHEN TO SHUT MY MOUTH! |
Originally Posted By gene5:
its my dog hes got the black eye ![]() Im sure. Put the bottle down, wipe the peanut butter off your dick, apologize to your dog, and go to bed. |
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If you support Barack Hussein Obama, you are NOT my countrymen. You are NOT on my side. You are a TRAITOR, and when the time comes, you will be treated as such.
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Originally Posted By gene5:
its my dog hes got the black eye ![]() Walk into a door, did he? |
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Dave's not here.
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mangler of grammar.................off my meds.:)
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Originally Posted By lloydkristmas:
Originally Posted By gene5:
its my dog hes got the black eye ![]() Im sure. Put the bottle down, wipe the peanut butter off your dick, apologize to your dog, and go to bed. whaaaaaaaaaaat? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
IT,S PITCHFORK,S AND TORCHES TIME BOYS!.....TO THE HILL!!
LORD GIVE ME THE WISDOM, TO KNOW WHEN TO SHUT MY MOUTH! |
Originally Posted By lloydkristmas:
Originally Posted By gene5:
its my dog hes got the black eye ![]() Im sure. Put the bottle down, wipe the peanut butter off your dick, apologize to your dog, and go to bed. pwnt |
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