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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - whats good for a black eye?

gene5 mangler of grammar.................off my meds.:) Joined Oct 2005 Posts 9492 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:18:57 PM EST thats swelled a little meat ?ice?
	IT,S PITCHFORK,S AND TORCHES TIME BOYS!.....TO THE HILL!! LORD GIVE ME THE WISDOM, TO KNOW WHEN TO SHUT MY MOUTH!

VoodooChile Just Smile and Wave Boys Joined Sep 2002 Posts 11263 EE Offline OK, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:20:04 PM EST frozen peas
	There, I said it...Don't tell me you weren't thinking the same thing! I just want to go to the backyard, get a stick, and clean this thread off the bottom of my shoe....

Hendricks5150 Joined Feb 2009 Posts 5887 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:20:36 PM EST OR

Milquetoast Joined Oct 2006 Posts 6121 EE Offline AZ, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:20:58 PM EST Ice. The myth about the meat is simply that the meat is cold. Ice cubes are hard. Use a bag of frozen peas or corn, so it can mold to the shape of your eye.

CanadianDave Master of Maple Joined Mar 2008 Posts 9816 EE Offline AB, CAN	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:21:18 PM EST Did your son punch you for selling his calculator?
	"I want Fabio to penetrate my asshole." - TechGal26 "Swallowing my own "fluids" is...necessary" - conservativeblackfemale "I felt you come...!!" -2theLeft

68_Mustang Joined Nov 2006 Posts 2437 EE Offline LA, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:21:24 PM EST Sunglasses

abpt1 46 75 63 6b 20 59 6f 75 & Joined Feb 2007 Posts 1450 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:21:46 PM EST fresh beaver
	Lost in PA .... Μολών Λαβέ

alc1343 Gig 'Em Joined Dec 2008 Posts 732 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:21:47 PM EST Cold, aspirin, and lots of fluids
	God, Guns, and Texas A&M

ricko1 Nothing To See Here Joined Jul 2008 Posts 323 EE Offline NC, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:22:24 PM EST time.... it heals everything
	"Ninety-nine percent of war is just killing time, while the rest is killing time."

powdershots Joined Jun 2009 Posts 293 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:23:06 PM EST nice bbq steak and a bottle of cab

capnrob97 Beagles rule! Joined Jan 2005 Posts 23299 EE Offline USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:24:08 PM EST Originally Posted By CanadianDave: Did your son punch you for selling his calculator? No, his wife for saying her ass is getting bigger.
	This post is solely the opinion of capnrob97 and does not reflect the views of ar15.com

simplemitch Member Joined Dec 2004 Posts 3119 EE Offline MI, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:25:43 PM EST whats good for a black eye? Listening the first time.
	"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?....." "Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to." -H. Mumford Jones

TimeTraveler Joined Dec 2003 Posts 865 EE Offline USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:26:33 PM EST "whats good for a black eye?' Getting even. TT

Burntrubber87 كافر Joined Feb 2009 Posts 1237 EE Offline NY, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:27:00 PM EST ..lol..black eyes are always fun..get to walk around for 2 weeks answering that same question for everyone..
	F&!K It! We'll do it live!

Dac1915 Member Joined Sep 2008 Posts 1613 EE Offline USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:27:34 PM EST Have you been drinking again?

SigSauer228 Member Joined Mar 2007 Posts 1284 EE Offline USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:28:27 PM EST Who knocked you out?

gene5 mangler of grammar.................off my meds.:) Joined Oct 2005 Posts 9493 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:29:03 PM EST Originally Posted By Dac1915: Have you been drinking again? nooooooo just ahhhhhhhhhh no.
	IT,S PITCHFORK,S AND TORCHES TIME BOYS!.....TO THE HILL!! LORD GIVE ME THE WISDOM, TO KNOW WHEN TO SHUT MY MOUTH!

CouncilOfDave Member Joined Feb 2008 Posts 3293 EE Offline IN, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:29:24 PM EST Ridicule.
	"Those who make peacefull revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable." "If this is how the state treats its law-abiding citizens, then it doesn't deserve to have any."

101st_shooter AKA Mrs. M4builder Joined May 2007 Posts 462 EE Offline KS, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:31:12 PM EST Frozen peas for a little while. Take the peas off for a little while. You need alternate the temperature of it so the swelling goes down and don't poke at it that will make it worse.
	Yes, I'm a girl.

SGocka I'll have a coke then Joined Sep 2008 Posts 8135 EE Offline CT, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:32:36 PM EST Tell the GF to just put on some make up. Maybe she'll listen next time.
	I'd love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eyes, and shoot him with my old 45 - Hank Williams Jr.

TecRsq Member Joined Jun 2005 Posts 1070 EE Offline GA, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:36:04 PM EST Giving him two black eyes, a bloody face and a lesson in life.
	"The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." -- (Thomas Jefferson)

68_Mustang Joined Nov 2006 Posts 2438 EE Offline LA, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:37:28 PM EST Try a pair of these:

101st_shooter AKA Mrs. M4builder Joined May 2007 Posts 466 EE Offline KS, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:38:59 PM EST Originally Posted By 68_Mustang: Try a pair of these: http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn219/rmcfarland_bucket/1.jpg
	Yes, I'm a girl.

20iner Joined Sep 2002 Posts 10278 EE Offline AK, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:39:57 PM EST Did the guy who had to clean your DUI related vomit off the Wendy's speaker box get a little revenge?

subjectofcalifornia Joined Feb 2005 Posts 1199 EE Offline CA, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 4:43:55 PM EST shuting the fuck up the first time!

knifehitter Joined Sep 2005 Posts 490 EE Offline OR, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 5:20:40 PM EST [Last Edit: 9/19/2009 5:21:36 PM EST by knifehitter] drinking heavily beforehand.

Ridge_Runner_5 Only person not killed by use of NcStar products Joined Aug 2007 Posts 11341 EE Offline CO, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 5:21:47 PM EST Slashed tires
	If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

ziarifleman Member Joined Oct 2005 Posts 5445 EE Offline NM, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 5:25:45 PM EST Originally Posted By gene5: thats swelled a little meat ?ice? So you start a thread about your wife's 'azz' and then ask about a black eye... Coincidence? I don't think so.
	"To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it." GK Chesterton

lloydkristmas Womb Raider Joined Jan 2009 Posts 1751 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 5:25:48 PM EST Go hang out at the battered womens shelter and tell them, theyre good listeners. Oh wait.....
	If you support Barack Hussein Obama, you are NOT my countrymen. You are NOT on my side. You are a TRAITOR, and when the time comes, you will be treated as such. 3%

gene5 mangler of grammar.................off my meds.:) Joined Oct 2005 Posts 9494 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 5:41:10 PM EST its my dog hes got the black eye
	IT,S PITCHFORK,S AND TORCHES TIME BOYS!.....TO THE HILL!! LORD GIVE ME THE WISDOM, TO KNOW WHEN TO SHUT MY MOUTH!

lloydkristmas Womb Raider Joined Jan 2009 Posts 1753 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 5:43:36 PM EST Originally Posted By gene5: its my dog hes got the black eye Im sure. Put the bottle down, wipe the peanut butter off your dick, apologize to your dog, and go to bed.
	If you support Barack Hussein Obama, you are NOT my countrymen. You are NOT on my side. You are a TRAITOR, and when the time comes, you will be treated as such. 3%

LoBrau The Virginian Joined Aug 2008 Posts 1587 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 5:45:21 PM EST Originally Posted By gene5: its my dog hes got the black eye Walk into a door, did he?
	Dave's not here.

gene5 mangler of grammar.................off my meds.:) Joined Oct 2005 Posts 9495 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 5:45:22 PM EST Originally Posted By lloydkristmas: Originally Posted By gene5: its my dog hes got the black eye Im sure. Put the bottle down, wipe the peanut butter off your dick, apologize to your dog, and go to bed. whaaaaaaaaaaat? what kinda sick freak are you
	IT,S PITCHFORK,S AND TORCHES TIME BOYS!.....TO THE HILL!! LORD GIVE ME THE WISDOM, TO KNOW WHEN TO SHUT MY MOUTH!

SFENDER Joined Sep 2002 Posts 4005 EE Offline USA	Posted: 9/19/2009 5:52:32 PM EST Originally Posted By lloydkristmas: Originally Posted By gene5: its my dog hes got the black eye Im sure. Put the bottle down, wipe the peanut butter off your dick, apologize to your dog, and go to bed. pwnt

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - whats good for a black eye?

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