A member recently related an eye witness account of a meeting between Chuck Norris and Steven Segal. IIRC, it went something like this;
Chuck Norris walked into a bar with an alligator under his arm
The bartender said, You can't bring an alligator in here.
Chuck Norris replied, this is a special alligator
The bartender asked, what's so special about it?
Chuck Norris picked up a bottle off the bar, smashed it over the alligators head, shoves his cock in the alligators mouth and the gator started sucking
About this time, Steven Segal, who had been sitting at the end of the bar walked up and starred in amazment.
Chuck Norris looked at Segal and asked, Do you want to give it a try?
Segal replied, sure, just don't hit me with a bottle.
Norris then called Segal a fag and roundhouse kicked him into orbit.