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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 7/11/2002 4:34:43 PM EST
I'd order 5000 WWII flame throwers - that is the weapon missing in the military equation. these rats like to tunnel and there has never been anything quite as good as flame thrower for that. clearing rooms, can't beat the flame thrower. its the cave/urban warrior' best weapon. after the FT's were on hand I'd start with a cruise missle attack in the middle of the nite on every known sleeping place of saddam. then,I'd land a couple of army divisions in kuwait or saudi and start unloading equipment. hopefully that would draw out some of the iraqi divisions. then, if they took the bait or not, I 'd start a 30 day air attack focusing on all known troop massed in good target size, nuc and chem weapon sites, military bases, mobile missles, etc. after this is well established in a week or two, I would pick out some airfields in the north of iraq, perhaps close to where some of the anti-saddam folks live and throw in an airborne division to protect and control an airhead. Then, I'd flow in a couple armored cav regiments. once that was done and the bombing close to an end, it would be the rest of the airborne and the cav into into baghdad city in the middle of the night and they should just drive in at high speed shooting at anyone who shot at them and destroying office buildings and government buildings as they spot them; just race through the town like maniacs until they run out the other side. at the same time, I'd have the armored divisions that landed in the east do the same thing to basra, that other sh#thole in the east. hopefully, the sunday terror punch would get saddam or the people would give him up.
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Link Posted: 7/11/2002 4:41:21 PM EST
I'd stick tooth picks in his eyes and cut out his tongue. Then I'd give him a lobotomy.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 4:46:49 PM EST
Cold. Quick. A bullet in the back of the head. It's not about making him pay, showing him how big your dick is, or getting even. It's about making him not draw breath ever again. Anything else is on pretty shaky moral ground. If you start to enjoy making others feel pain, what's next?
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 4:51:02 PM EST
Well, for whacking, i'd suggest sending in some porn stars and air dropping a few thousand copies of "Debbie Does Iraq". Then, if need be, maybe a few tubs of some quality lanolin lotion. Personal I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole, well.....maybe a baseball bat...
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 4:53:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By fizassist: It's not about making him pay, showing him how big your dick is, or getting even.
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You're right fiz, let's let the Kurds decide what [b]they[/b] want to do with him.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 4:58:17 PM EST
Wait for reliable intel then drop a tactical nuke. Just one big enough to let these losers know we mean business but not big enough to do a lot of damage to the local population. These assholes already have enough hate for us to take down WTC and then celebrate on TV about it. I don't see a small tactical nuke enflaming the issue. Just letting the sand monkeys know we are the top of the food chain and plan on staying here for quite sometime! Whooo!!!
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 4:59:56 PM EST
McMillian Tactical 50BMG 1mile out with Spec Ops 50cal silencer
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 5:01:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 5:02:04 PM EST
Feed him a poison pork rind.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 5:06:34 PM EST
One 50 cal. One Canadian Sniper. 2400 + metres. One dead sorry excuse for a dictator.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 5:23:25 PM EST
Pyrex bowl on chest with a big rat in it. Heat it up with a blowtorch. The rat burrows to get away from the heat.....[pyro]
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 5:31:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By SWS:
Originally Posted By fizassist: It's not about making him pay, showing him how big your dick is, or getting even.
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You're right fiz, let's let the Kurds decide what [b]they[/b] want to do with him.
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Well, I suppose that's a compromise I could live with. [}:D]
Originally Posted By UrbanMarine: McMillian Tactical 50BMG 1mile out with Spec Ops 50cal silencer
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Not to nitpick, but do you need the silencer 1 mile out? [;)] Or maybe that's for the operator's comfort...
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 5:48:27 PM EST
I'd make him live here and sit through a Red Sox playoff series.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 5:54:44 PM EST
Or, how about a WNBA game?
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 5:59:39 PM EST
GeorgiaCop where did you come up with that one?, any way just give him a fair trial by twelve good Americans and send him to max security. I'm sure he would shit his pants every minute until he got wacked.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 6:03:14 PM EST
1. Build secret base on Moon. 2. Build mass driver weapon. 3. Lob aircraft carrier-size moonrock at Baghdad. 4. Play it up as "The Will of Allah". Vulcan94
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 6:05:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By SWS: Or, how about a WNBA game?
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Or, a Senior PGA Tournament! [shock]
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 6:06:36 PM EST
i would make him watch professional baseball!!!!!! IN MINUTE MAID FIELD!
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 6:08:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By Vulcan94: 1. Build secret base on Moon. 2. Build mass driver weapon. 3. Lob aircraft carrier-size moonrock at Baghdad. 4. Play it up as "The Will of Allah".
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Omigod, it's so simple, so beautiful. Well, maybe not simple. But beautiful!
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 6:09:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By Glock31:
Originally Posted By SWS: Or, how about a WNBA game?
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Or, a Senior PGA Tournament! [shock]
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I don't know about that. The Senior PGA Open was exciting this year. Vulcan94
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 6:12:40 PM EST
I would insert one of those electric charcoal starters into his anus and then plug it in.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 6:27:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By anti-gov-tinfoil-man: I would insert one of those electric charcoal starters into his anus and then plug it in.
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Right idea... just too high-tech/Western for Muslim tastes. Alternatively, [URL=http://shanmonster.lilsproutz.com/witch/torture/judas.html] take [/URL] your [URL=http://shanmonster.lilsproutz.com/witch/torture/pear.html] pick. [/URL]
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 7:19:33 PM EST
I'd take him prisoner at every chance. I'd take him to northern Iraq and announce a special event to the locals there (Kurds). I wouldn't rough him up at all - I'd treat him like the king he thinks he is, all the way there. Then I'd build a bulletproof plexiglass box, wire it for sound, put him inside it. Finally I'd drop the contents of one of his chemical bombs (mustard gas, sarin, take your pick) and seal him inside. In between the screams of agony and the visuals of the physical breakdown to his body I'd bet the locals an Iraqi AK-47 that he'll outlast my bag of popcorn. Oh and I'd invite Al Jazeera (the Al Queda propaganda satellite network) for the event also.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 7:41:44 PM EST
BIG Nuke!! If captured, keep in 6x6 cell, offer pork at every meal, nothing else. Videotape 24/7. Show him eating the pork on worldwide TV.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 7:59:28 PM EST
Paveway Mk II
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 8:01:16 PM EST
Once a week Pay Per View, over long time period (A new "reality TV"). Plenty of medical staff & equipment to keep him conscious & alive. Time to heal between episodes, including time in a sensory deprivation tank so he can focus on his condition, with plenty of CDB, & other music annoying to his sensitivity. Rage in the Cage, inflicted by the relatives of 9/11 victims. Free admission to non-combatant relatives.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 8:10:38 PM EST
Slowly. With a sharpened, rusty spoon. or Make him watch The View till his pecker falls off.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 8:27:49 PM EST
... Fund an internal, bloodless uneventful, boring coup. Minimal martyrdom, quiet and low key. ... I'm serious. The fewer of our brothers and sister that get killed the better.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 8:32:11 PM EST
Well, I just yesterday was test firing my new Sako in .338 Lapua Magnum. My bruised right shoulder is a testament to the fact that this round would be very effective against the evil one.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 8:44:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/11/2002 8:47:47 PM EST by eagle1911]
Capture him, put him on a static line parachute and drop him into the Iranian leaderships buildings. Let them handle him, they can come up with far more effective ways of eliminating him. Why the Iranians, they still hold a grudge from that little war he started with them. BTW, the arabs handle him, we do not have to worry about fighting all them at once, they might just be happy and stop supporting terrorist.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 9:22:23 PM EST
One word: Send him a Chalupa...
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