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Posted: 9/29/2004 12:33:25 PM EST
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.

You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

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Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:45:24 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:52:03 PM EST
btt..........I need to tell that one to my social worker wife!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:52:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:


+1
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:56:31 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 2:09:47 PM EST
[golf clap] Well done! [/golf clap]
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 2:13:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 2:13:55 PM EST
Good one!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:45:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By macro:
btt..........I need to tell that one to my social worker wife!



Shit....you got one too huh? At least she is turning conservative because of it.

S.O.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:49:26 PM EST
I wouldnt give up my goverment cheese even for all of that.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:59:41 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:01:11 PM EST
That's awesome!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:04:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:




Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:




Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
[golf clap] Well done! [/golf clap]




Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:




Originally Posted By HeldHostage:
Good one!




Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:




Originally Posted By Sharkman629:
That's awesome!




+1
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:18:28 PM EST
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