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Posted: 6/22/2002 5:41:13 PM EDT
she works at this little resturant, and she is a b o m b shell! anyway i need tips on asking her out. no B.S. please.
Link Posted: 6/22/2002 5:52:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/22/2002 5:57:12 PM EDT by AeroE]
Link Posted: 6/22/2002 7:43:10 PM EDT
I think the most important thing to remember is just be yourself. It is okay to be nervous (some womenz think it is cute.) Just be honest with her and ask her out. medcop
Link Posted: 6/22/2002 8:17:16 PM EDT
Just don't mention anything about guns.
Link Posted: 6/22/2002 8:20:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/22/2002 8:38:44 PM EDT
she is 17 maybe 18 there was no ring! [8)]
Link Posted: 6/22/2002 8:43:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/22/2002 8:57:53 PM EDT
Damit!! thats it! tomarrow i go to ask her out!!!
Link Posted: 6/22/2002 9:00:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/22/2002 9:01:21 PM EDT
Duh duh da nah, nah nah nah.... nah nah nah ...na na... Mission impossible theme playing in background.
Link Posted: 6/22/2002 9:45:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/22/2002 9:46:00 PM EDT by zitface]
Girls hate me because of my acne problem, I can only get dates with fate chicks. But thats better that being a virgin. I hate fat chicks, its like we have an understanding that we ares social outcasts and thats our bond. Wow, what a thing to have in common. Good luck, I live near Houston. If she has a fat friend maybe we can double date.
Link Posted: 6/22/2002 9:49:25 PM EDT
i dont have a acne problem nor am i into PHAT people. sorry dude. i am just down on my luck this month and wanted some tips. good luck for you though. oh ya just show her your gun...opps that didnt come out right....anyway...no AR15.com Member is a social outcast. [%|] [BD]
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 12:46:43 AM EDT
A sure fire way to impress the ladies is to walk up to them and stick your thumb up their ass.
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 12:59:46 AM EDT
Wear a nice watch. Chicks dig nice watches.
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 1:07:53 AM EDT
Damm I would almost pay to date an 18 year old again.. Blue Skies, Black Death
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 3:32:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/23/2002 3:46:21 AM EDT by Ponyboy]
Originally Posted By Ropes4u: Damm I would almost pay to date an 18 year old again..
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That's what Nevada is for! [:)] On the serious side.....I agree with the rest of these guys. Just introduce yourself and ask her out. If she says something about having a boyfriend don't let that stop you, just tell her that you would like to take her out to dinner and that it wouldn't be a date then. Be persistant without acting like you're desperate and 90% of the time it will work. It also helps if you dress nice all of the time.
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 4:58:21 AM EDT
The first qustion really ought to be "Do you do anal?" You will find out right there and then what you are getting. No games involved.
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 5:05:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By zitface: Girls hate me because of my acne problem, I can only get dates with fate chicks. But thats better that being a virgin. I hate fat chicks, its like we have an understanding that we ares social outcasts and thats our bond. Wow, what a thing to have in common. Good luck, I live near Houston. If she has a fat friend maybe we can double date.
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An illustration in knowing ones limitations. Any lovin' is good luvin' if you can get it. [sex]
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 5:06:56 AM EDT
Which restaurant? I need a g-friend too! I hope it works out for you dude but if not would you get mad if I gave it a shot?
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 5:08:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bunghole: A sure fire way to impress the ladies is to walk up to them and stick your thumb up their ass.
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probably the best advise yet.
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 7:59:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/23/2002 8:47:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bunghole: A sure fire way to impress the ladies is to walk up to them and stick your thumb up their ass.
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This almost sounds like an episode of the crock hunter. "now what you wanna do, is sneak around her very quitely now. Now that I'm close enough I'm gonna...yep, here we go, gonna stick my thumb up her ass, just like this, OH KRIKEY, she's pissed now. That a girl, easy girl..." Mike
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 9:00:55 AM EDT
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally Posted By bunghole: A sure fire way to impress the ladies is to walk up to them and stick your thumb up their ass. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now THAT's funny
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 9:32:12 AM EDT
ok guys, i am about to take my afternoon (just woke up) shower and then go to lunch! NICE WATCH on. clothes laid out. be back in a few hours!
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 12:08:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Citabria7GCBC: ok guys, i am about to take my afternoon (just woke up) shower and then go to lunch! NICE WATCH on. clothes laid out. be back in a few hours!
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What a dork!
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 12:37:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hank:
Originally Posted By Citabria7GCBC: she is 17 maybe 18 there was no ring! [8)]
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well, then i hope you arent 45 or 50...
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17 will get ya 20..
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 12:41:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bigyeti:
Originally Posted By Hank:
Originally Posted By Citabria7GCBC: she is 17 maybe 18 there was no ring! [8)]
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well, then i hope you arent 45 or 50...
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17 will get ya 20..
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i am also 17. and i have a date! thats more than you got jadams951! [;D]
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 12:44:50 PM EDT
Walk up to her and say "Tickle your ass with a feather?" If she says "Yeah!" then go get a room. If she angrily says "excuse me...what did you just say?", act nonchalant and say "It looks like nasty weather."
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 12:46:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hielo: The first qustion really ought to be "Do you do anal?" You will find out right there and then what you are getting. No games involved.
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Works for me[:D] HAHAHA
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 1:05:19 PM EDT
dude, zitface, what's with your self esteem problem? So you got an acne problem, big deal. Don't sell yourself short, your lack of confidence is probably more of a turnoff than your face. You have to have confidence in yourself. If you act like you have no chance with them, then they'll believe it. Plus, I do believe they have medication for acne. Have you tried Acutane? I hear it's pretty effective against acne.
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 1:15:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Citabria7GCBC: i am also 17. and i have a date! thats more than you got jadams951! [;D]
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Locked on target. Time to get some ass! [sex]
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 1:20:13 PM EDT
OH Ya. Sounds like a good plan to me. Go for it man[:d]
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 1:22:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Citabria7GCBC:
Originally Posted By bigyeti:
Originally Posted By Hank:
Originally Posted By Citabria7GCBC: she is 17 maybe 18 there was no ring! [8)]
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well, then i hope you arent 45 or 50...
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17 will get ya 20..
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i am also 17. and i have a date! thats more than you got jadams951! [;D]
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[b]ROCK ON DUDE!![/b]
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 5:12:53 PM EDT
As a former waitress for years, hear me out. Don't get disgusted if she says no, or blows you off. On the average a waitress gets asked out at least once each shift. It gets to be insulting. Try and find out what she likes to do and see if you can catch up with her there without it being planned. Good luck!
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Link Posted: 6/23/2002 6:37:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By glock-chic: As a former waitress for years, hear me out. Don't get disgusted if she says no, or blows you off. On the average a waitress gets asked out at least once each shift. It gets to be insulting. Try and find out what she likes to do and see if you can catch up with her there without it being planned. Good luck!
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I somehow doubt your figures. I have never ever seen a waitress get hit on. They bring your food and you tip them afterwards, that's all I've ever seen. You seem to have a pattern of getting hit on a lot, perhaps you should get your sweat chemically analyzed for excessive phermones.
Link Posted: 6/23/2002 6:42:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By glock-chic: As a former waitress for years, hear me out. Don't get disgusted if she says no, or blows you off. On the average a waitress gets asked out at least once each shift. It gets to be insulting. Try and find out what she likes to do and see if you can catch up with her there without it being planned. Good luck!
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Of course, everything glock-chic says should be prefaced with: "Submit to the power of p---y. Rsistance is futile. You will be assimilated."[rolleyes]
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i am ready for assimilation!
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 10:04:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 10:07:40 AM EDT
Does she have a fat friend for me ?
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 10:20:07 AM EDT
Two rulz - 1. Don't let on that you hang out with Imbroglio. 2. Be yourself.
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 10:35:12 AM EDT
Citabria7GCBC, Looks from your post, you have a date! When closer in age, can be more aggressive about moving things along, courting-wise. Me, I'm sloooooow. Agree with Glock-Chic about waitresses getting hit on. Have been around to hear some pretty sorry lines or exchanges, from guys with wagging tongues and/or drool on their chins. Sad, but hope they tip well for the waitresses' "community service." Yours truly would have taken many (several to dozens) of visits, slowly escalating chit-chat, until she seemed interested. In my experience, asking them without them being interested, seems to catch them off guard, or cause them to lump you with the above-mentioned losers. YMMV
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