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Posted: 4/30/2015 2:51:09 PM EDT
but wife said red lobster and tea thought you got ta do what you want when ya got old
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Happy birthday, old man.
(I'll be there with ya soon.)
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In for the saggy birthday boobs. Happy birthday!
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:02:20 PM EDT
Happy Birthday, young fella.
I got a couple years on you.
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Originally Posted By gene5:
but wife said red lobster and tea thought you got ta do what you want when ya got old
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Just remember a super truck driver is what a super truck driver does !!
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:04:49 PM EDT
Boobies?

Are you sure you aren't turning 6?
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FPNI.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:07:26 PM EDT
Happy Birthday gene!



Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:12:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2015 3:14:52 PM EDT by jinks556]
I'm right behind you!

Edit: Just to clarify, I'm right behind you in age not literally right behind you as in surprise birthday stuff
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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:19:36 PM EDT
thinking a weekend at VaBeach would be in order...bring your raincoat












and chaps
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:19:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gene5:
but wife said red lobster and tea thought you got ta do what you want when ya got old
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Stay in shape and 60 is not all that bad.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:27:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2015 3:29:18 PM EDT by FREEFALLE7]
Happy Birthday



Your damn right you get what you want on your birthday

On my birthday wife got me a FDE ACS stock and some ammo

After steak, lobster and beer we went home and she got into her corset,a Ranger tank top and thigh high boots
For my birthday sex

Also remind her it's tradition to get 2-3 blowjobs every week for the month
Of your birth
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And no, I dont want to see your boobs Gene
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:30:53 PM EDT
Happy Birthday Old man...you have 2 years on me.
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Happy birthday Sugar Bear!
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Originally Posted By gene5:
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You could always ask for a cake with boobies on it.........

Nevermind.....CoC....
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Have a good one Gene.

I had my 60th a few months ago.
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Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Boobies?

Are you sure you aren't turning 6?
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...

...who cares what you call them ---> Boobies, Melons, Mammaries, Knockers, Cheechees, Fun Bags, Titties, Pillows, Boulders, ...
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:37:42 PM EDT
Happy Birthday!
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Originally Posted By FREEFALLE7:
Happy Birthday




Your damn right you get what you want on your birthday


On my birthday wife got me a FDE ACS stock and some ammo


After steak, lobster and beer we went home and she got into her corset,a Ranger tank top and thigh high boots
For my birthday sex


Also remind her it's tradition to get 2-3 blowjobs every week for the month
Of your birth
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PICS?


Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:38:19 PM EDT
Once the Mrs. is asleep you should slip out for hookers and blow, or at the very least treat yourself to a few lap dances at the local ladies of the night club.
Slip a $50 to the right one and you might even get a tug.
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Fuck, yer gettin' old.





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...who cares what you call them ---> Boobies, Melons, Mammaries, Knockers, Cheechees, Fun Bags, Titties, Pillows, Boulders, ...
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Originally Posted By RIP-Yataski:
Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Boobies?

Are you sure you aren't turning 6?

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...who cares what you call them ---> Boobies, Melons, Mammaries, Knockers, Cheechees, Fun Bags, Titties, Pillows, Boulders, ...



I removed the vid, I saw a nip though a top. I don't want a time out.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:41:43 PM EDT
Hurry up kid your falling behind (64) here.

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:43:20 PM EDT
Happy birthday!

May your cake remain fart free!
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:44:30 PM EDT
Happy Birthday, but I can't believe nobody has reminded you of the rules.
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Happy Birthday partner. I beat you by a few months.
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday Sugar Bear.


Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:09:44 PM EDT
Your OLD

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:11:08 PM EDT
Got me by 15 years. Happy Birthday! Young man!
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:11:55 PM EDT
Happy B'day......now get back to work!
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:16:41 PM EDT
thanks guys,turning 60 is a big deal.few I grew up with are long gone.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:25:34 PM EDT
Happy Birthday!!
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Hayppy birth day ole Gene.
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[Last Edit: 4/30/2015 6:29:37 PM EDT by Dagger41]
WTF is this Red Lobster crap all about?


Hooters man !!!

It's your birthday not hers.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:28:17 PM EDT
Happy B-Day!
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:29:19 PM EDT
61 in August....That SS check..is in my grasp.....your almost there...
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:32:10 PM EDT
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet

Congrats. NSFW

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Search my username on BOTD, posted my Wife's awhile back, had to re-post due to 'The Large Areolas' (or however you spell it)
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 8:01:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gene5:
but wife said red lobster and tea thought you got ta do what you want when ya got old
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I sent you some depends
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 9:09:52 PM EDT
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I sent you some depends
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Originally Posted By BigPony:
Originally Posted By gene5:
but wife said red lobster and tea thought you got ta do what you want when ya got old


I sent you some depends

don't need those yet.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 9:21:13 PM EDT
Worst thing about getting old is the wife's tatas.
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