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Posted: 3/27/2002 4:22:51 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/27/2002 4:40:43 AM EST
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman go into a pub for a pint. The bartender places a pint of Guiness in front of each man. As soon as the glasses hit the bar a fly buzzes around and falls into each of the three glasses. The Englishman puts his nose in the air, brushes the pint aside and demands a new beer. The Scotsmans looks at the fly, scoops it out of his drink, flings it away and then takes a long draught of Guiness. The Irishman grabs the fly and squeezes him over the glass yelling "Spit it out ya' BASTARD! Spit it out!"
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