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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 7/2/2002 1:59:03 PM EST
MAN, it seems like every topic must have to have the acronym SHTF... its SHTF rifle, SHTF HP ammo or SHTF flash light. it is getting, worn out and very few people have any clue what it means (other than it involves a bunch of shooting). Can we come up with a new or several new more descriptive terms?[soapbox] something like: W.W.III Armageddon anty-Easter
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 2:09:12 PM EST
How about this one: "When the bad people are really here being mean" OR(WTBPARHBM)[:D]
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Link Posted: 7/2/2002 2:12:44 PM EST
Fourteen Underaged Chinese Kommunists Entering DaYard (FUCKED) :P
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 2:18:17 PM EST
How about: WTURUTDTL When The Undead Rise Up To Devour The Living.
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 2:37:36 PM EST
There's also "TEOTWAWKI" *, can't forget that one. Any advice (since we're speaking of it) on a TEOTWAWKI computer? Must be highspeed internet capable, double as toaster, run off hemp leftovers, and a minimum output of about 25 gallons of decent beer a day wouldn't hurt too much either. * "The End Of The World As We Know It"
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 5:07:53 PM EST
I'm kinda partial to the final phrase heard on most recovered cockpit voice recorders: "Aw, shit!" From this one can extrapolate to SHTG, Shit Hits The Ground.
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 5:20:41 PM EST
TEOTWAWKI was the most over-used, hackneyed acronym of 1999. That damn saying was repeated ad nauseum on about every firearms/survival/y2k website on this planet. Thank God we are rid of TEOTWAWKI. How nice to see that SHTF has overtaken it as our acronym of choice... what the hell is next?
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 5:24:29 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 5:41:23 PM EST
How's about: IJSMP "I just shit my pants.""
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 5:46:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By blackmanta: How's about: IJSMP "I just shit my pants.""
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That's exactly right.
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 5:47:49 PM EST
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[Last Edit: 7/2/2002 5:49:42 PM EST by Lckydevl]
AHBL - All Hell Breaks Loose FHTS - Fan Hits The Sh*t E.T. - End Times
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 5:52:08 PM EST
You guys are much. I never laughed so hard in my life...... How about POOPShoot Pissed off oriental phu***kers shooting everyone!
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 5:53:19 PM EST
TWOJACL: The Words Of Just Another Chicken Little
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 5:53:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/2/2002 5:54:30 PM EST by ComputerGuy]
I'm still waiting for people to realize that the S will never HTF like everyone fantasizes about.... We will never be shooting at each other randomly and or living in tiny bunkers out in the woods, hiding from whoever might come and take your jacket... or those crates of MREs and cans of Pork & Beans you have hoarded that are 20+ years old.... Ammo will never be the currency...
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 6:04:28 PM EST
Are you saying i need to get a new handle? Maybe TEOTWAWKIman? any Ideas?
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 6:05:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By ComputerGuy: those crates of MREs and cans of Pork & Beans you have hoarded that are 20+ years old....
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I also have cans of SPAM. Just wondering how long man could live on pork&beans and SPAM [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 6:06:51 PM EST
If we voted now IJSMP has to be the WINNER
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 6:06:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/2/2002 6:08:11 PM EST by ECS]
Originally Posted By ComputerGuy: those crates of MREs and cans of Pork & Beans you have hoarded that are 20+ years old....
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I also have cans of SPAM. Just wondering how long man could live on pork&beans and SPAM [rolleyes] Forgot to add we all need SHTF rubbers [:o]
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 6:07:41 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 6:07:59 PM EST
IJSMPman
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 6:15:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/2/2002 6:16:20 PM EST by tatjana]
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 6:19:13 PM EST
Does this mean you are going to cancel your order for special SHTF toilet paper?
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 6:32:41 PM EST
OSIOB "Oh Shit, I'm Out of Beer."
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 6:40:37 PM EST
I guess it would be cute to "make like an Ostrich and bury our heads in the sand"- MLAOABOHITS The Fact is that when [b]SHIT HITS THE FAN[/b], most of America will be utterly unprepared, and will be crying like children for the "Government" to help them... The Government will be most likely looking to their own defense/security, and possibly setting up a quarantine area around the affected Metro. Good luck getting food, water, electricity, medical supplies, or "protection" from the Government in that scenario. Hopefully there will be no shooting. Odds are the prepared will need to defend their prepa"rations". That's Human Nature. If you think SHTF is not a valid concept in this day and age, I have a good deal for you... Its a very nice bridge I'd like to sell, connects Manhattan to Brooklyn...I'll take 200 MRE's for a 10% share... [-=(_)=-]
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 6:42:22 PM EST
The S hits the F. It just does. I'll bet that right now the S is hitting the F for someone somewhere in the world. Don't say it can't or won't happen to you. Because it very well might. SHTF on 9/11 in the USA. Maybe no one needed their SHTF ammo or SHTF MREs, but I watched on TV as large amounts of S hit many peoples' Fs. LA knows how to put on a good SHTF, and Florida can claim their own from that MFin monster of a hurricane (was it Andrew? Can't remember...). Just because we're not all drivin around Australia in Dune Buggies doesn't mean the S ain't hittin the F. Right now I live near a river that might decide to flood on me one day. If that day comes I know I can grab my SHTF AR and my SHTF 45, and get in my SHTF raft, not forgetting a couple SHTF MREs and SHTF bottled water. Maybe I'll bring along a pair of IJSMP pants, just in case.
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 6:56:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By Jetlag: . . .Right now I live near a river that might decide to flood on me one day. If that day comes I know I can grab my SHTF AR and my SHTF 45, and get in my SHTF raft, not forgetting a couple SHTF MREs and SHTF bottled water. . .
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That is really funny.
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 7:09:05 PM EST
I think some people want a SHTF event to happen. These are people who have never been in combat and will IJSMP if it does.
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 7:18:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By tatjana: What do you use for a SHTF flashlight? ;)
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my primary SHTF flashlight is the surefire 9P. my backup SHTF light is a 5 D cell maglight the maglight is also my SHTF baton thank you tatjana for playing and for being the only one who understands a very sick person.
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 8:49:00 PM EST
Is W.W.C.E.D.?(what would clint eastwood do)- still acceptable? anyone have any SHTF underwear, well i know a few of you have IJSMP underwear, i mean the first kind...?
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 9:00:15 PM EST
IJSMP ... laughing [:D]
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 9:10:13 PM EST
Okay, now that I've cleaned myself up ... Anyone who has not made any preparations for some level of self defense and providing for basic needs like food, water, and heat for more than the average joe (like maybe 5 days) shows a lack of knowledge of human history and the remorseless cycle of S Hitting TF every generation in a major way somewhere in the world. It will probably be sparked by some loser culture (Islamic comes to mind) doing something spectacular, but the decline will be over a long period of time (kind of like the ongoing stock market crash). That's okay, I just recently awoke from the dreamworld myself.
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 9:12:14 PM EST
What would happen if TTHTF? (This Thread hits the fan)? Will it be The End Of This Thread As We Know It?
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 9:19:28 PM EST
Anyone who thinks that the SHTF scenario is not a possibility is FUBAR!! ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
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