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Posted: 10/1/2004 6:51:05 AM EST
RESUME
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport,
Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of
alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas
driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and
went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any
questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air
National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in
Vietnam.

COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was a
cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland,
Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't
find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt
shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

With the help of my father and our right-wing friends
in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I
was elected Governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the
Union.

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the
most smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any
Governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida,
and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I
became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
cost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit
in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
history of the U.S. stock market.

I am the first president in U.S. history to enter
office with a criminal record.

I set the the all-time record for most days on
vacation in any one year period.

After taking-off the entire month of August, I
presided over the worst security failure in
U.S.history.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
Bunker Buster," a WMD.

In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our
reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on
our British friends.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips
by a U.S. president.

In my first year in office over 2-million Americans
lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
than any president in U.S. history.

I set the record for least amount of press conferences
than any president since the advent of television.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
history and refused to intervene when corruption
involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
history.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops
and their families-in war time.

I have set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
venues (15 million people) shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I've broken more international treaties than any
president in U.S. history.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in U.S. history. My
"poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her.

I am the first president in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military
occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the
will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
citizens, and the world community.


I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
largest bureaucracy in the history of the United
States government .

I am the first president in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights
Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners
of war" detainees) and thereby have refused to abide
by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first president in history to refuse United
Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S.
election).

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of
my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My
political party used the Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.
Supreme Court during my election decision. I have
protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was
spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than
has been spent investigating one of the biggest
corporate ripoffs in history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later
made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the
largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I am first president in history to have a majority of
Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest
threat to world peace and security.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals
to be awarded government contracts.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now
in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for
public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider
trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
Vice-President, attended regarding public energy
policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public review.

Please consider my experience when voting in 2004 -
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:53:42 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:58:38 AM EST
We all know he isn't perfect ----------- for sure.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:59:16 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:00:05 AM EST
All the "secrecy" and "sealed documents" really bother me.

What are they hiding??
Chris
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:00:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 7:00:51 AM EST by cyanide]

Who is?



True enough
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:01:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 7:02:40 AM EST by legalese77]
...and I was still elected to president for a term and still lead the polls, what does that say about the competition

eta: just noticed this "Kenneth Lay, presided over the
largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history."

When did lay become a bk judge?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:05:52 AM EST
doesn't it mean, he was in charge when they committed the scandle??

He was in charge of enron, and enron....yadda yadda. That would be "presiding" over the scandle. correct?

Chris


Originally Posted By legalese77:
...and I was still elected to president for a term and still lead the polls, what does that say about the competition

eta: just noticed this "Kenneth Lay, presided over the
largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history."

When did lay become a bk judge?

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:12:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 7:16:16 AM EST by legalese77]
yea I guess that's what they mean

eta: IIRC, however, the fraud had long since been committed and led to the bankruptcy...the fraud wasn't perpetrated upon the bankruptcy court, right? or no? In other words, while the guy may have defrauded a mess of people, it wasn't "bankruptcy fraud" unless I'm mistaken.. not that it matters.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:13:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By virginia22:
All the "secrecy" and "sealed documents" really bother me.

What are they hiding??
Chris



Me too. I wish that Kerry would release all his military records like Bush did.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:17:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 7:19:18 AM EST by motown_steve]


This has been posted before. At that time I refuted each accusation on this list individually.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:17:37 AM EST
1) Gas prices based on inflation aren't that bad.

2) 9/11 would devestate any economy, and the dot.com bust started before he won office.

3) No other president has ever launched preemptive attacks on other countries? Ask Latin America, they have been invaded by us repeatedly.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:20:57 AM EST
Just because someone posts something on the internet doesn't make it true.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:24:09 AM EST
Of course.
you do know. I didn't write it, right? LOL it was posted on a forum here in Winchester.

Chris


Originally Posted By NewbHunter:
Just because someone posts something on the internet doesn't make it true.

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:25:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By virginia22:
All the "secrecy" and "sealed documents" really bother me.

What are they hiding??
Chris



Officially, effective intelligence demands that you protect your sources. GWB's personal records have been opened up. As far as going through every TNG file looking for a mention of GWB goes far beyond releasing personal records.

John & Teresa are sitting on a buttload of documents themselves. They have both refused to sign release forms.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:27:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By virginia22:
Of course.
you do know. I didn't write it, right? LOL it was posted on a forum here in Winchester.

Chris



I certainly hope everyone in that forum (and in Winchester) isn't as incredibly gullible and stupid as the person who posted that originally.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:27:19 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:27:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By virginia22:
Of course.
you do know. I didn't write it, right? LOL it was posted on a forum here in Winchester.

Chris


Originally Posted By NewbHunter:
Just because someone posts something on the internet doesn't make it true.




Yes, I realize that.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:38:16 AM EST
Are you always a dick? or are you what you love to call others? A

you meet the troll description far more than I

Chris


Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
keep trolling

www.georgewbush.com
www.georgewbush.com
www.georgewbush.com

people.clemson.edu/~andersh/pics/BushCheney.gif

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:40:50 AM EST
of course it was posted by an annonymous poster LOL

Chris


Originally Posted By RikWriter:

Originally Posted By virginia22:
Of course.
you do know. I didn't write it, right? LOL it was posted on a forum here in Winchester.

Chris



I certainly hope everyone in that forum (and in Winchester) isn't as incredibly gullible and stupid as the person who posted that originally.

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:46:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By virginia22:
Are you always a dick? or are you what you love to call others? A

you meet the troll description far more than I

Chris


Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
keep trolling

www.georgewbush.com
www.georgewbush.com
www.georgewbush.com

people.clemson.edu/~andersh/pics/BushCheney.gif




I think so.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:49:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:

Originally Posted By virginia22:
All the "secrecy" and "sealed documents" really bother me.

What are they hiding??


Me too. I wish that Kerry would release all his military records like Bush did.


+1
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:58:37 AM EST
Kerry eats babies.



Fake but accurate.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:00:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By Spade:
Kerry eats babies.

Fake but accurate.


What's your source? CBS?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:02:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By Spade:
Kerry eats babies.

Fake but accurate.


What's your source? CBS?




Of course.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:04:49 AM EST
I agree, and would also like to see the documents and minutes from dick cheney meeting with enron, etc.on energy policy . WHy is that secret and held so tight?

Makes me wonder.
That's more important overall than pathetic 30 year old news.
Chris


Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:

Originally Posted By virginia22:
All the "secrecy" and "sealed documents" really bother me.

What are they hiding??


Me too. I wish that Kerry would release all his military records like Bush did.


+1

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:05:07 AM EST
John Kerry's JOB APPLICATION FOR PRESIDENT OF THE USA

NAME: John F. Kerry

RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington, DC, worth multimillion$.

PERSONAL EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA, and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to move a fire hydrant that I considered unsightly, in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. But I am still safe, thanks for your concern.

MILITARY: I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (documented by the attending doctor if you need proof). I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book “Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier” shows how I truly feel about the military. I deplore the military and will gut it like a Northern Cod, and then make the United Nations responsible for saving the U.S.A. from any more terrorist actions like all the ones we experienced though the ‘90’s under Clinton. It’s much easier for Americans to blame the U.N. than the Commander in Chief when things happen to go horribly wrong, which is very likely.

COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education; I did not get admitted to Harvard or graduate with an M.B.A. like him. Besides, Harvard might not really have the top MBA degree in the world like everyone says it does.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except that of a gigolo, where I am a World-Class expert, by marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa. Although George Bush has been elected twice as a Texas governor, the second time with 68% of the vote, it’s not a big deal. Running an entire state, with the budget decisions, meetings with resident corporations, approving bills, funding allocation decisions, employment responsibilities, departmental decisions, prison systems, judicial decisions, etc., etc., etc., is not as hard as showing up every now and then in Congress and voting on stuff.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS: As a US Senator I successfully set the! record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, fully intending to gut our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I know how to spend it more wisely than the little people who earned it.

My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up, yet I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $700 million.

I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the jobs out of Country.

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard, since they would spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

None.

PERSONAL

I fly around to all my mansions in my GulfStream V Jet I call The Flying Squirrel. This little $20 million plane can land at most regional airports and fill up on fuel every 3-4 hours on my way to my next vacation spot, making my travel easy and luxurious, as everyone knows.

I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scaramouche." I used Bush’s $600 tax rebate a few summers ago to fill up this yacht, but the 400 gallons it bought only lasted through one afternoon of cruising around, proving that it was not that big of a tax cut. Therefore, no one should get this tax cut, and I’ll repeal it.

I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects America’s real culture. I’m also very fascinated by snowboards and how you can actually make turns in the snow with them.

I own several large SUVs including a few parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though as an avid environmentalist I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for all our energy problems going back several decades.

I take rides on a $7000 Serotta bike like everyone does. This proves I am a REAL environmentalist concerned about pollution, our dwindling oil reserves, and our increasing dependence on foreign oil.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.


Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:09:13 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 8:14:52 AM EST by motown_steve]

Originally Posted By virginia22:
RESUME
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport,
Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of
alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas
driving record has been "lost" and is not available.



The sweetheart President of the 1990's, Bill Clinton openly admitted to using Marijuana. Possession of Marijuana has always been a crime that carries a stiffer penalty than a first time DUI offence. What is your point?


MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and
went AWOL.



Bullshit.


I refused to take a drug test or answer any
questions about my drug use.



Bullshit


By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in
Vietnam.



This accusation should go over real well with the tens of thousands of active duty national guard in Iraq and Afghanistan.


COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was a
cheerleader.



So?




PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

So? Abraham Lincoln lost 12 races before being elected President of the United States. What's your point?


I began my career in the oil business in Midland,
Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't
find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt
shortly after I sold all my stock.



Yes, we are all aware of the energy crisis that the Carter Presidency brought upon this country, and the devestating effects that Jimmy Carter had on the American economy.


I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.



Bullshit


With the help of my father and our right-wing friends
in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I
was elected Governor of Texas.



Let's not forget the help and support of the people of the state of Texas who elected George W. Bush govoner TWICE!


ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the
Union.

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the
most smog-ridden city in America.



Bullshit


I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
tune of billions in borrowed money.



Aw, the greedy working people of Texas get to keep their money while the deadbeats and illegal immigrants don't have anyone to pay for their handouts. I'm sobbing uncontrollably. Really.


I set the record for the most executions by any
Governor in American history.



The laws of the state of Texas mandated that every person who was convicted of murder be executed, and there was absolutely nothing that the Govoner could do about it, other than to subvert the entire legislative and criminal justice system of the State. Your feathers are showing!


With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida,
and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I
became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.



The US consititution does not provide for Presidents to be elected by the popular vote, however we are all well aware of the fact that the constitution is only useful to you when you like what it says. The parts that do not coincide with the agenda of the radical left are unfair and foster hate mongering.


ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
cost of over one billion dollars per week.



Both countries were harboring terrorists that had taken aggressive actions threatening the security of the United States. they had it coming.


I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
the U.S. Treasury.



The US government should never under any circumstances take more money from me than is absolutely necessary to run the nation. There should never under any circumstances be a "surplus". The US treasury is not bankrupt.


I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit
in U.S. history.



Budget deficits are good for the economy. It shows that the government is spending money in the private sector, and private banks make money off of the interest. Also, it shows that the American people still have money in their pockets to invest and spend which also strengthens the economy.


I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12-month period.



The cause of those bankruptcies belongs to Bill Clinton who's entire economic boom was artificial. The lies of the Clinton era caught up with us.


I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
history of the U.S. stock market.



This was also do the discovery of widespread corporate fraud that ran rampant during the Clinton presidency.


I am the first president in U.S. history to enter
office with a criminal record.



For DUI? Please!


I set the the all-time record for most days on
vacation in any one year period.



So?


After taking-off the entire month of August, I
presided over the worst security failure in
U.S.history.



The security failure belongs to Bill Clinton who was offered Osama Bin Laden's head on a silver platter and turned it down. The failure belongs to Bill Clinton who even after the first WTC bombing, 2 embassy bombings in Africa and the bombing of the USS Cole took absolutely no military or other forms of action to limit the ability of Al Queda to carry out terrorist attacks against the United States.


I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
Bunker Buster," a WMD.



Thank god!


In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our
reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on
our British friends.



It was bad intelligence, both sides had bad information. It was by the way the SAME information that Senator Kerry used to justify the attack on Iraq, and it was the same information that Bill Clinton used to EXECUTE an attack on Iraq. What's your point?


I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips
by a U.S. president.



So?


In my first year in office over 2-million Americans
lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.



President George W. Bush brought us out of the recession that started under Bill Clinton during the last quarter of 2000, and ended in the second quarter of 2001.


I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
12-month period.



President George W. Bush brought us out of the recession that started under Bill Clinton during the last quarter of 2000, and ended in the second quarter of 2001.


I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
than any president in U.S. history.



Yes, but how many of Bill Clinton's appointees became criminals after their appointment?


I set the record for least amount of press conferences
than any president since the advent of television.



So?


I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
history and refused to intervene when corruption
involving the oil industry was revealed.



Jimmy Carter presided over the largest energy crisis in US history. It is not the job of the President of the United States to intervene in corporate scandals in the private sector.


I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
history.



Because the liberals in congress refused to allow drilling in the "Alaskan Wildlife Preserve", which has done nothing but solidify our dependency on forgein oil.

George Bush has also created the largest incentives to auto manufacturers to develop alternative sources of energy, and under the Bush presidency the first "hybrid cars" have become available to consumers.


I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops
and their families-in war time.



Bullshit. President Bush has tried unsucessfully to get congress to increase pay and benefits for US Military.


I have set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
venues (15 million people) shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.



Fuck 'em!


I've broken more international treaties than any
president in U.S. history.



Fuck 'em!


I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in U.S. history.



How awful! We should have only career Beuracrats and failed business leaders in a presidential cabinet!


My"poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her.



So what?


I am the first president in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military
occupation of a sovereign nation.



Sadaam Hussien provoked US military actions against himself every day by attempting to shoot down US warplanes patroling the Iraqi no-fly zones, which were established by the UN, and by refusing to abide by UN resolutions demanding full cooperation with the weapons inspection process.


I did so against the will of the United Nations,


Fuck the UN


the majority of U.S. citizens,


Bullshit


and the world community.


30 nations are currently contributing to the cause of Freedom in Iraq. Fuck Russia, France and Germany!



I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
largest bureaucracy in the history of the United
States government .



Thank god! Now our intelligence and law enforcement agencies can work together more closely to prevent another terrorist attack.


I am the first president in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights
Commission.



I believe that at the time the presidency of the Human Rights commission belonged to Cuba. Fuck the UN!


I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.


Thank God! Now US troops will not be subject to trail by UN jackasses on bullshit charges!


I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners
of war" detainees) and thereby have refused to abide
by the Geneva Convention.



I am pissed about this. Those prisoners should have all been shot!


I am the first president in history to refuse United
Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S.
election).



The UN, and the enitre world know nothing about democracy that the US did not show them! The UN is in capable and unworthy of overseeing US elections. Fuck the UN.


I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
receiving the most corporate campaign donations.



So?


My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of
my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history.



Over 250 current members of congress including Ted Kennedy and John Kerry have recieved campaign contributions from Enron.


My political party used the Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.
Supreme Court during my election decision.



So?


I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was
spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than
has been spent investigating one of the biggest
corporate ripoffs in history.



Is that why they are in prison?


I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later
made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the
largest failure of diplomacy in world history.



So they felt bad for us when we were attacked, but the hated us when we tried to defend ourselves. Fuck 'em. Our true friends and allies have stood with us resolute throughout. Fuck Russia, France and Germany!


I am first president in history to have a majority of
Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest
threat to world peace and security.



Good thing that the opinion of Europeans is meaningless!


I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals
to be awarded government contracts.



Bill Clinton and Al Gore wanted to change US policy to allow convicted criminals to vote. What's your point?


I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.



Not really!

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