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Posted: 10/24/2004 11:55:27 AM EST
damn, this is the best idea ever: conjugal visists, limited phone calls, and best of all, you rarely have/get to see them!

http://www.womenbehindbars.com/
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 12:00:31 PM EST
ummm... yea
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 12:01:32 PM EST
They sure dont ask for much , do they?
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 12:01:41 PM EST
You go ahead stud muffin.


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 12:02:49 PM EST
"Young and sexy looking or someone to occupy my mind, stimulate my body and lift my spirits. I enjoy trying new things, meeting new people, all outdoor recreation, music, working out at the gym and experiencing life to it's fullest. I am honest in all my doings, affectionate of both the spoken word & touch, I have a thoughtful and intelligent mind, a sense of humor and an adventurous nature. Age / race unimportant... I will answer everyone except prisoners."

living life to its fullest?! LOL!! oh the irony.... but hey, she works out.

she is an honest inmate too! LOL!!!@3123
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 12:03:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By poink:
damn, this is the best idea ever: conjugal visists, limited phone calls, and best of all, you rarely have/get to see them!

http://www.womenbehindbars.com/



The word "unstable" comes to mind?
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 12:03:39 PM EST
god, i love how this world is soooo fucked up. it gives me so much to work with.,
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 12:05:05 PM EST
Let me be the first in this thread to say...

Stuff...pooper...pics...

Link Posted: 10/24/2004 12:06:24 PM EST
god, some of these bitches sure did age hard.

some of them look like they are 40 but are only 23.
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 12:10:51 PM EST
Sad thing is, a couple of them are not bad looking..............if you go for the whole unstable, fatal attraction psycho woman thing.............
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 12:16:28 PM EST


only 4 years till she gets out
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 12:17:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
www.womenbehindbars.com/lgpix/08574.jpg

only 4 years till she gets out



i bet the butch dykes there must eat her up - literally.
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 12:33:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By poink:

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
www.womenbehindbars.com/lgpix/08574.jpg

only 4 years till she gets out



i bet the butch dykes there must eat her up - literally.



naw, butch dykes want chicks who look like dudes...even if they claim they hate dudes...dykes are pretty strange.
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:01:22 PM EST
Makes you wonder how some of those girls got there. There are a couple that just don't seem to fit into that environment.

weird.
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:03:30 PM EST
I prefer:

www.bride.ru/
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:05:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:07:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By raf:
Mostly women are behind bars for prostitution and/or drugs.

Thanks, but no thanks.



+1
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:09:13 PM EST
Yep, quality relationships all!
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:12:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By raf:
Mostly women are behind bars for prostitution and/or drugs.

Thanks, but no thanks.



Oh I dont know,you may luck out and find one in there for lying to the feds about insider tradingmaybe even one that is rich and knows how to cook.
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:22:57 PM EST
Too many complications regarding your own RKBA and having a prohibited person in the same domicile. I realize that G. Gordon Liddy worked it out but no thanks...
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:25:20 PM EST
No Thanks Its Hard enough Finding a Woman With out problems
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:26:23 PM EST
Just what I want a woman who knows more about guns than me
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:29:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:
I prefer:

www.bride.ru/




Evgenia...yummy...
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:31:26 PM EST
PayPal sent!

Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:31:26 PM EST
Yeah great source for a relationship. Hmm amazing they don't tell you what they're in for.



J
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:36:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:37:58 PM EST
some of these chicks have LONG sentences. i'm pretty sure it's not for shoplifting.
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:44:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/24/2004 1:50:25 PM EST by thompsondd]
They aren't all bad (looking):



She's a GOOD girl who just made a mistake. It says it right there.

And they're HONEST too. Most of the ones I saw said Bi-Sexual (what a shocker)
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:45:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By colklink:

Originally Posted By raf:
Mostly women are behind bars for prostitution and/or drugs.

Thanks, but no thanks.



Oh I dont know,you may luck out and find one in there for lying to the feds about insider tradingmaybe even one that is rich and knows how to cook.




Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:52:44 PM EST
HOLY SHIT!! check out this girl

http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8266.shtml
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 1:59:18 PM EST
the best is when they say they 'enjoy living life to its fullest'

like...playing cards, getting raped in the shower with a mop handle, going to prison commisary, and crying themselves to sleep at night.
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 2:01:02 PM EST


that's right!
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 2:27:43 PM EST
www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af6479.shtml

WTF?!?! This is the most messed up page I've seen in a long time.
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 2:42:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By 19suburban96:
Just what I want a woman who knows more about guns than me




Fuckin A!!!


Ok, she doesn't have to know more.



JUST NOT FREAKIN HATE THEM!!!!

Of course, some other "pluses" would be:

-smaller than ME
-less facial hair than ME
-has motivation beyond spending whatever money I make
-has a hobby BESIDES watching television
-NOT AFRAID to do "icky" stuff like camping, fishing, anything that could include "getting caught in the rain"

But, hey, I'm too picky
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 2:51:01 PM EST
And for our first real date, we'll stick up a 7-11 together! (don't worry, I have plenty of scary guns for us) Then, we'll take the money, and buy some crack. After we smoke it, I'll stuff it in your pooper and post pics on ARFCOM. Now, isn't that romantic?
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 3:10:21 PM EST
I like the 'add to cart' and 'proceed to checkout'
Link Posted: 10/24/2004 3:26:06 PM EST
I think a road trip to Huntsville is in order

Link Posted: 10/25/2004 4:38:02 AM EST
But I want the "My girlfriend was prisoner fo the month at the Federal pen" bumper sticker.....

Hobbies-screwing in dumpsters for crack money, writing bad checks, suckering lonely guys into sending me money, sharing my boyfriend with other girls.....
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 4:52:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By IamtheNRA:

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:
I prefer:

www.bride.ru/



bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/208/208348P1.jpg
Evgenia...yummy...



Notice she isn't showing her teeth...
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 4:56:37 AM EST
how do you know any of those women are actually imprisoned??

seems to me it is jsut a site that could just be selling the image...using photos of random girls/models
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:07:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By torstin:
how do you know any of those women are actually imprisoned??

seems to me it is jsut a site that could just be selling the image...using photos of random girls/models



I agree, the 12 yrs I worked in corrections you didn't see ones like they are showing. I believe you will be in for a big surprise when and if you see the real thing. I have also been to the state pen in Gatesville for women and no better there. Prison sentences require you to have a FELONY conviction. Drugs, theft and burglary are main charges that I have seen for those sentences of women. Of course, those three offenses are usually synonomus (sp?). Find a woman that can actually LEGALLY have a firearm.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:10:06 PM EST
This could be interesting
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