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Posted: 5/5/2003 8:41:24 AM EDT
Remember the first computers .. ? Big Manly computers that took up an entire wing of a building.. < ah... the good old days...> seems now a days things seem to fall apart at the first < or 198866th > whack. What happened to the days when a computer took a licking and keep on ticking? well.. I all I got for you fine folks out there today is a simple public service Anoucement... VERY VERY VERY important.. are you listening? ok.. [size=5][red]DO NOT I repeat ... DO NOT HIT YOUR laptop when AR15.com/PORN movies are loading slow !!!!![/size=5][/red] amazing how fragile them little things are ... also amazing how far the screens fly when hit just right [:(] Doing this will have you selling guns trying to buy a new one and having to surf at the Public libary cause work has blocked the Internet .. AGAIN. < download full-legth movies ONE TIME and everyone gets upset! [whacko] > and any one wanna give to the "Cluster needs and new Laptop / Anger Managment Program Fund" ? hell if your in a giving mood I also have : "Cluster needs a transferable M16-A2" and "the fund to help strippers go to class < Helping americas youth one lapdance at a time > Cant decide? You Can always give to the : "Cluster needs a new pair of shoes Fund." I remebr reading about some guy here shooting his Sony montior < by accident.. yeah right > a while back.. so I dont feel to bad [:)] Vote Quimby! : Vote early and vote Often !
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 11:08:19 PM EDT
I know what you mean man, a little goat porn and everybody wants to start world war 3.
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 11:57:59 PM EDT
I'm not a "computer guy". I freely admit this. However, I have learned that slamming the mouse on top of the desk repeatedly and violently while shouting "I'll cut your fucking heart out!!!!!" does *NOT* unlock a locked up computer. Lessions Learned.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 12:05:19 AM EDT
[lol]
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 12:14:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TASE: I'm not a "computer guy". I freely admit this. However, I have learned that slamming the mouse on top of the desk repeatedly and violently while shouting "I'll cut your fucking heart out!!!!!" does *NOT* unlock a locked up computer. Lessions Learned.
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Yeah,I've tried that once. Apparently by my exp. crapping into your hands and throwing it with all your might won't do the job either...
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 12:14:55 AM EDT
I've got a bit of a temper, especially when I was young. I broke a lot of stuff. I'm on my notebook now, however, the couple of times I've been pissed for some reason at it, I always do everything possible to avoid damaging it. It's rather new and at 2000 bucks, I don't intend on messing it up. I have slammed the mouse on my desktop PC before, but I've calmed down a lot nowadays.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 12:18:41 AM EDT
"violence and technology do not mix!"
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 12:38:00 AM EDT
Sure...That's what they all say...
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 12:47:06 AM EDT
the locked up computer..the most uncomprimising thing on earth...i've done the slamming mouse thing....we all agree it doesnt work....ive even offered my PC a beer...they cant be bribed either...its like theyre a machine or something.
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