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Posted: 12/28/2012 1:27:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/28/2012 1:27:37 AM EDT by saigamanTX]
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 1:34:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 1:37:04 AM EDT
I thought you meant this guy

Link Posted: 12/28/2012 1:55:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 2:53:17 AM EDT
Love me some Swedish Chef.
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 3:07:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 3:08:50 AM EDT
BORKBORKBORK


He always freaked me out because he had HUMAN hands, but a muppet body.
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 3:09:24 AM EDT
Bork, bork, bork.
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 3:09:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DOW:
Love me some Swedish Chef.


I always imagine DK-Prof talking like that. I know it's wrong, but I do.

Forgive me, arfcom.

Link Posted: 12/28/2012 3:14:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Originally Posted By DOW:
Love me some Swedish Chef.


I always imagine DK-Prof talking like that. I know it's wrong, but I do.

Forgive me, arfcom.



He actually talks like Mel Gibson








and smells like Mr. T.
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 3:15:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Originally Posted By DOW:
Love me some Swedish Chef.


I always imagine DK-Prof talking like that. I know it's wrong, but I do.

Forgive me, arfcom.



LOL...From now on I'll read all his posts in that voice.

Any reply wil now end in Bork, Bork, Bork.

Link Posted: 12/28/2012 3:40:00 AM EDT
These jokers think he's Norwegian
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 4:09:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By springermania:
These jokers think he's Norwegian


Norwegian, Swedish, what's the difference?

"Hey Sweden!"
"They're Norwegian, Mac."
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 4:12:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By JFarley:
Originally Posted By springermania:
These jokers think he's Norwegian


Norwegian, Swedish, what's the difference?

"Hey Sweden!"
"They're Norwegian, Mac."


Norway is a Swedish dominion.
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 4:40:03 AM EDT
He was the penultimate Muppet. Animal was, of course, the greatest.
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 4:41:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By saigamanTX:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCxpQ5sjo8s


Link Posted: 12/28/2012 4:51:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/28/2012 5:02:05 AM EDT by Justa_TXguy]
Originally Posted By eracer:
He was the penultimate Muppet. Animal was, of course, the greatest.


Ultimate means last or greatest.

The "ultimate" in penultimate, however, only means the former. Therefore, you are saying Swedish Chef was the second to last Muppet ever.

Link Posted: 12/28/2012 5:45:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/28/2012 5:49:02 AM EDT by eracer]

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Originally Posted By eracer:
He was the penultimate Muppet. Animal was, of course, the greatest.


Ultimate means last or greatest.

The "ultimate" in penultimate, however, only means the former. Therefore, you are saying Swedish Chef was the second to last Muppet ever.


Penultimate can mean the 'second best.'

The Olympic silver medalist is the penultimate competitor, even if he/she was not the second-to-last to compete.
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 5:57:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Originally Posted By DOW:
Love me some Swedish Chef.


I always imagine DK-Prof talking like that. I know it's wrong, but I do.

Forgive me, arfcom.



He actually talks like Mel Gibson








and smells like Mr. T.


I say old chap does he pity a foolish person
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 7:30:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By eracer:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Originally Posted By eracer:
He was the penultimate Muppet. Animal was, of course, the greatest.


Ultimate means last or greatest.

The "ultimate" in penultimate, however, only means the former. Therefore, you are saying Swedish Chef was the second to last Muppet ever.


Penultimate can mean the 'second best.'

The Olympic silver medalist is the penultimate competitor, even if he/she was not the second-to-last to compete.


Look it up. You're wrong.



Link Posted: 12/28/2012 7:36:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 7:52:48 AM EDT
I liked him in his role as the leader of the chaos cultists in John Carpenter's Ghosts Of Mars.
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 7:56:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/28/2012 7:57:48 AM EDT by eracer]

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Originally Posted By eracer:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Originally Posted By eracer:
He was the penultimate Muppet. Animal was, of course, the greatest.


Ultimate means last or greatest.

The "ultimate" in penultimate, however, only means the former. Therefore, you are saying Swedish Chef was the second to last Muppet ever.


Penultimate can mean the 'second best.'

The Olympic silver medalist is the penultimate competitor, even if he/she was not the second-to-last to compete.


Look it up. You're wrong.




Dammit, you're right. (Not 'Dammit, you're right. But 'Dammit, I'm wrong.')


Link Posted: 12/28/2012 7:56:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By swede1986:
Originally Posted By JFarley:
Originally Posted By springermania:
These jokers think he's Norwegian


Norwegian, Swedish, what's the difference?

"Hey Sweden!"
"They're Norwegian, Mac."


Norway is a Swedish dominion.


They're both Danish dominions.
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 8:02:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By eracer:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Originally Posted By eracer:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Originally Posted By eracer:
He was the penultimate Muppet. Animal was, of course, the greatest.


Ultimate means last or greatest.

The "ultimate" in penultimate, however, only means the former. Therefore, you are saying Swedish Chef was the second to last Muppet ever.


Penultimate can mean the 'second best.'

The Olympic silver medalist is the penultimate competitor, even if he/she was not the second-to-last to compete.


Look it up. You're wrong.




Dammit, you're right. (Not 'Dammit, you're right. But 'Dammit, I'm wrong.')




When I was in high school, I got in trouble and had to write a paper about how sorry I was. I used the word antepenultimate because I knew it would piss off the principal who would have no idea what it meant and would have to look it up. I was right, she didn't know what it meant, had to look it up, and correctly deduced I was being a dick.

Doesn't really have anything to do with this discussion other than I wanted to share a story of me trolling a principal about 20 years ago.



Link Posted: 12/28/2012 8:31:25 AM EDT
There is a "sweedish chef" plugin for the thunderbird mail app. ALL of your incoming mail is translated before you get to read it. It's really great, but probably funner to do to your bosses computer.
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 12:24:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By swede1986:
Originally Posted By JFarley:
Originally Posted By springermania:
These jokers think he's Norwegian


Norwegian, Swedish, what's the difference?

"Hey Sweden!"
"They're Norwegian, Mac."


Norway is a Swedish dominion.


They're both Danish dominions.


You're on my shit list now.
Link Posted: 12/28/2012 12:26:45 PM EDT
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