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Posted: 12/18/2016 1:29:48 PM EST
so I may have held my muzzleloader capper in my mouth today while my hands were full and got my tongue stuck to it... like a dumbass

it took a tiny bit of skin off my tongue and the tip has been numb for about 3 hours now
so how long does this shit take to heal?
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:32:39 PM EST
And it wasn't even a double dog dare?  
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:32:45 PM EST
no idea, but when I was in first or second grade I was sucking on an icicle at the bus stop, and had it freeze there. An eighth grader helpfully yanked it loose for me, leaving a ring of lip and blood around the icicle. fun!
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:34:07 PM EST
Pics of said dumbass move?
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:38:29 PM EST
We are laughing with you!
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:40:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:43:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Lead-slinger:
And it wasn't even a double dog dare?  
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FPNI
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:47:24 PM EST
FYI

Peeing on it breaks the ice bond
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:19:48 PM EST
Should ld heal in about a week. Read somewhere that tobasco sauce helps aid the healing process...
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:24:08 PM EST
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Originally Posted By RoadieWingZ:
Should ld heal in about a week. Read somewhere that tobasco sauce helps aid the healing process...
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Dont listen to this guy, salt is what heals cap related tongue wounds.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:24:56 PM EST
It's okay brother, we've all had to try it at some point.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 3:03:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By netofficer3710:
so I may have held my muzzleloader capper in my mouth today while my hands were full and got my tongue stuck to it... like a dumbass

it took a tiny bit of skin off my tongue and the tip has been numb for about 3 hours now
so how long does this shit take to heal?
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Is that you, Flick ?
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 3:12:18 PM EST
S'kay genious.
We are with you.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 3:13:34 PM EST
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You mean triple dog dare.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 3:37:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 3:38:28 PM EST
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Originally Posted By waterglass:



Dont listen to this guy, salt is what heals cap related tongue wounds.
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My bad... was confusing frozen tongue with pierced tongue healing. Go with the salt...
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 3:46:30 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JET55:
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Peeing on it breaks the ice bond
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I once was trying to start a pony-motor on a drilling rig draw-works and took my glove off to better handle the starter rope. Leaning over to re-wrap the rope on the flywheel, I put my bare hand on the top of the motor. Ooops.   Bad move. 

Ended up having to piss my hand free. Good thing I'd been goofing off in the dog-house drinking coffee all tower. 

Still, it was an 'experience' being stuck to a motor at -30 below. 

Link Posted: 12/18/2016 3:48:15 PM EST
LOL
I did that with a mini mag flashlight 1 time deer hunting in Canada.
I was packing my gear up in the blind and stuck the flashlight in my mouth to hold it. Tongue touched the end of it and presto. I could hear my guide coming on the 4 wheeler to pick me up and not wanting to be embarrassed pulled it loose and saw a small piece of my tongue stuck on the end.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 4:14:44 PM EST
Thanks for the post OP, I was just going through my muzzle loading equipment and I didn't have a capper.  Now I do and promise I won't stick my tongue on it.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 4:20:13 PM EST
Pics or it never happened.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 4:27:07 PM EST
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Poor Flick
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 4:32:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/18/2016 4:33:33 PM EST by VACaver]
I did it in first grade. I can't remember if it was the flagpole or just a fence post. Needless to say, getting laughed at by every kid at school was a tad embarrassing.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 4:54:03 PM EST
OP=Genius
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 4:58:42 PM EST
It's better than I. When I worked at Pizza Hut as a teenager I stuck my tongue to the freezer racks to see what it was like... More than once... Like 6 times... Not sure why. 
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 5:09:36 PM EST
at least it wasn't the flag pole at recess
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 5:15:07 PM EST
Holy smokes they called the fire department!
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 5:59:17 PM EST
Pics of the humanoid robot pie?
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