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Posted: 9/30/2011 6:32:03 PM EDT
So what do I do she is a chick.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:32:33 PM EDT
Handcuff her to the bar
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:32:44 PM EDT
...with a dick
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:33:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By beachpatriot13:
So what do I do she is a chick.


See if she will strip search you?
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:33:05 PM EDT
Smack her.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:33:09 PM EDT
Bang Her! You can dooo eeet!
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:33:12 PM EDT
Entrap her
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:33:41 PM EDT
if only you were at a library...
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:34:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:35:21 PM EDT
Pics or BS.

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:37:18 PM EDT
Invite the man into your life, by all means. See how many ways you can get your life fucked over when you don't call her tomorrow.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:37:43 PM EDT
Tell her to grease the skids under your SBR form
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:39:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2011 6:39:24 PM EDT by maleante]
The last guy to meet a federal agent and post about it could have had an enjoyable time with her... instead he asked arfcom and only talked to her about her job. She didn't like that...

DON'T BE THAT GUY.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:39:09 PM EDT

Ask her to hook you up with some cheap machine guns.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:40:09 PM EDT
Don't show her where all the shit is buried in the back yard.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:40:11 PM EDT
SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:40:20 PM EDT
Sorry pics violate opsec. She is never married a few years older and likes cats. I think I should prolly eject. Do want the dog I don't have to get killed. She seems nice and is drinkn wine
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:40:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By beachpatriot13:
So what do I do she is a chick.



Oh rrrrrrllllyyyyyy, is it similar to this?





Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:40:35 PM EDT
Tell her you're looking for a good rental truck to transport 150 gallons of diesel, fertilizer, and a bunch of barrels and ask for any recommendations.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:40:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2011 6:42:11 PM EDT by captblue1]
Hadn't this happened before with a guy at a hotel or something. That was a letdown too.

Edit...beat by a few posts.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:40:55 PM EDT
"Does this smell like chloroform?"

You know you want to.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:41:30 PM EDT

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^







Originally Posted By maleante:
The last guy to meet a federal agent and post about it could have had an enjoyable time with her... instead he asked arfcom and only talked to her about her job. She didn't like that...

DON'T BE THAT GUY.


Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:41:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By beachpatriot13:
So what do I do she is a chick.


It's a trap, just like in GTA:4.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:43:37 PM EDT
Offer to sell her a 15.9 inch barrel.................................full of pickles.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:43:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By maleante:
The last guy to meet a federal agent and post about it could have had an enjoyable time with her... instead he asked arfcom and only talked to her about her job. She didn't like that...

DON'T BE THAT GUY.


He asked about her gun, then fo'd which led to no fo for him.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:44:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By beachpatriot13:
Sorry pics violate opsec. She is never married a few years older and likes cats. I think I should prolly eject. Do want the dog I don't have to get killed. She seems nice and is drinkn wine


BS thread is BS.

Cries opsec but is blathering about to GD.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:46:08 PM EDT
Thread is worthless without MS paint.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:47:03 PM EDT
A female Federal Agent, huh?

Good for you.

I need to go to better bars.

The ones I go to are usually full of fat retired Navy Seals.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:48:32 PM EDT
I met a US Marshal at a bar once in San Diego. He was in a suit and wearing a very small US Marshal badge on his lapel. Why would you go out to a bar and not change? When I was a cop I sure didn't wear any identifying insignia no matter how small when I was off duty.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:49:26 PM EDT
Throw her this line and watch her reaction; "I have no plans to call on you, Clarice. The world's more interesting with you in it. So you take care now to extend me the same courtesy."
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:52:30 PM EDT
shoot her dog
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:54:58 PM EDT
Which agency?
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:57:56 PM EDT
OP IS GAY



Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:04:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bennnn:
Originally Posted By beachpatriot13:
So what do I do she is a chick.



Oh rrrrrrllllyyyyyy, is it similar to this?




http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc111/bennnn-fromgunsites/paint.jpg


You saved that pic?
Do you save all of them?
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:07:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Northwind:
Which agency?


fbi
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:07:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Chris_C:
Pics or BS.



-SS
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:15:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:20:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By anjan9:
shoot her dog


Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:20:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By beachpatriot13:
Originally Posted By Northwind:
Which agency?


fbi

She probably has a degree in accounting. Talk to her about spreadsheets or ledgers, you know, stuff that will get her hot.

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:21:14 PM EDT
Pick her up by the fuzz and bust her.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:21:49 PM EDT
What those of in the profession know is that 90% of women that seek LE jobs have more "daddy" issues than the average stripper.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:27:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By urbanpi:
What those of in the profession know is that 90% of women that seek LE jobs have more "daddy" issues than the average stripper.

Perhaps, but many of them probably have fathers in law enforcement, but not so with the strippers. At least, I wouldn't think so.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:28:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2011 7:28:36 PM EDT by Badlatitude]
Treat her like any other chick. Even if u dont want to bang her... who wouldnt want a friend in the FBI

What I wouldnt do is take her home, bang her out and blow her off.....
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:29:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2011 7:30:29 PM EDT by 245PDG]
Originally Posted By maleante:
The last guy to meet a federal agent and post about it could have had an enjoyable time with her... instead he asked arfcom and only talked to her about her job. She didn't like that...

DON'T BE THAT GUY.


stupid umbrella/pool sketches from that thread were hilarious

edit: bennnn already posted it ....
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:29:49 PM EDT
It would be pretty cool if her name was Clarice.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:32:51 PM EDT
Ask her if they need anyone to buy guns so they can be walked.

...onto a non-seaworthy boat.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:39:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By beachpatriot13:
So what do I do she is a chick.


Post about it on Arfcom..............oh wait.....
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:54:36 PM EDT
Check her package.
Sometimes the bar lighting will pay tricks on you.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 8:16:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By geegee:
Originally Posted By urbanpi:
What those of in the profession know is that 90% of women that seek LE jobs have more "daddy" issues than the average stripper.

Perhaps, but many of them probably have fathers in law enforcement, but not so with the strippers. At least, I wouldn't think so.


Don't bet on it.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:09:50 PM EDT
I'm not sure about Step 2, but you nailed Step 1 (ask GD).
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