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Posted: 10/11/2005 10:40:46 AM EDT
i'm helping come up with smartass phrases for artsy craftsy shit this girl is doing but i'm drawing a blank on one particular thing so help me out.

this particular piece has two frogs made out of empty beer cans on a wooden platform.  both frogs are sans their back legs and up on crutches..............

best i can come up with is, "fucking cajuns"

so yall help me caption.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 10:44:01 AM EDT
[#1]
Sounds like some kinda PETA display.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 10:44:52 AM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 10:46:33 AM EDT
[#3]
"Tastes Like Chicken"
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 10:48:25 AM EDT
[#4]
"Man, I hate the French!"
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 10:48:35 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
i'm helping come up with smartass phrases for artsy craftsy shit this girl is doing but i'm drawing a blank on one particular thing so help me out.

this particular piece has two frogs made out of empty beer cans on a wooden platform.  both frogs are sans their back legs and up on crutches..............

best i can come up with is, "fucking cajuns"

so yall help me caption.



"Tastes like chicken... my ass."

"Eat More Chicken!"
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 10:51:20 AM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 10:51:45 AM EDT
[#7]
Who in the fuck makes animal arts and crafts out of beer cans in the first place?


(Oooooh sorry.  I didn't see where you're from).

Anyway, I would try,

"Hey, my Polish parent's 1970's basement rec room just called.  They said they want their old wire spool table centerpiece back."


Or you could possibly try,



"Hey, Minnie Pearl just called.  You're a cunt!"
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 10:52:35 AM EDT
[#8]
Nice shoes?
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 10:52:50 AM EDT
[#9]
how about "what a piece of crap!"
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 10:53:44 AM EDT
[#10]
"Buzzed"
<­BR>"By"
<­BR>
"Her"



Link Posted: 10/11/2005 10:54:52 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
"We drank our asses off last night..."

"When they said beer had 'hops' in it, we should have asked to leave."

TRG



i worry about you sometimes
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 10:55:26 AM EDT
[#12]
"You mean they just rip the legs off live frogs and toss the frog back in the water?"
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 10:55:55 AM EDT
[#13]
"But Noooo.  You said that Canada had better health care. . ."
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 10:55:59 AM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 11:00:06 AM EDT
[#15]


"Hello my baby,
  Hello my darlin',
Hello my ragtime gal..."
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 11:05:22 AM EDT
[#16]
"I hate Illegal Aliens"
<­BR>




Oh wait, just slipped out, that doesn't have anything to do with the topic at hand.

Never mind, carry on.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:14:50 PM EDT
[#17]
Great tasting, less filling
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:16:47 PM EDT
[#18]
"This beats bumping my ass when I hop"
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:17:10 PM EDT
[#19]
"Time to sell the bicycles."
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:18:39 PM EDT
[#20]
"Fucking things go right through the lily pads. "
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:19:33 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
...

"Tastes like chicken,... my ass."

"Eat More Chicken!"




Hmmmmmm.......

I might go back for seconds.

ETA:

Great Odihns Raven!!! how did I fuck that one up??? i swear I thought SP1 Girl had posted that.....
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:20:01 PM EDT
[#22]
You wanted kegs? I thought you said legs!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:20:33 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Who in the fuck makes animal arts and crafts out of beer cans in the first place?


(Oooooh sorry.  I didn't see where you're from).

Anyway, I would try,

"Hey, my Polish parent's 1970's basement rec room just called.  They said they want their old wire spool table centerpiece back."


Or you could possibly try,



"Hey, Minnie Pearl just called.  You're a cunt!"




Are those 'script meds you're taking??? or just a lil' ol' garden variety self-medication????


Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:36:52 PM EDT
[#24]
They done looted my legs, up in here up in here.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:38:31 PM EDT
[#25]
In your snottyest tone "XXX kind of beer would go much better with frog legs"


I used 45 on this??
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:52:29 PM EDT
[#26]
"Land mines I've heard of....but never lily pad mines!!!!! Sneaky Cajuns..."
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 6:12:49 PM EDT
[#27]



"It's says we're not eligible for disability because everything is bush's fault."


Link Posted: 10/11/2005 6:18:59 PM EDT
[#28]
"Why don't you go light a candle or something...you know, something USEFUL?"



Link Posted: 10/12/2005 10:44:03 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Who in the fuck makes animal arts and crafts out of beer cans in the first place?


(Oooooh sorry.  I didn't see where you're from).

Anyway, I would try,

"Hey, my Polish parent's 1970's basement rec room just called.  They said they want their old wire spool table centerpiece back."


Or you could possibly try,



"Hey, Minnie Pearl just called.  You're a cunt!"



Actually, *this* should be the caption.  It would make a great one.  Art making fun of the pretension of art....... now *that's* funny and deep.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 12:19:10 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/DVR9/frog2.gif

"Hello my baby,
  Hello my darlin',
Hello my ragtime gal..."




What is that frog's name?

Ruthorford T. Frog?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 12:25:18 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/DVR9/frog2.gif

"Hello my baby,
  Hello my darlin',
Hello my ragtime gal..."




What is that frog's name?

Ruthorford T. Frog?



Michigan J. Frog.  
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 12:52:38 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/DVR9/frog2.gif

"Hello my baby,
  Hello my darlin',
Hello my ragtime gal..."




What is that frog's name?

Ruthorford T. Frog?



Michigan J. Frog.  



He was also the inspiration for the awesome spoof by the chest-burster alien in Spaceballs.  
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 1:21:27 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
i'm helping come up with smartass phrases for artsy craftsy shit this girl is doing but i'm drawing a blank on one particular thing so help me out.

this particular piece has two frogs made out of empty beer cans on a wooden platform.  both frogs are sans their back legs and up on crutches..............

best i can come up with is, "fucking cajuns"

so yall help me caption.



What in the hell are you posting about, FROGS, of all dam things, FROGS! I think your losing your mind, brother you should drink more and dont stop, i am worring about you!!!
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 1:29:21 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
In your snottyest tone "XXX kind of beer would go much better with frog legs"


I used 45 on this??



At least now you can start posting more to work up to a good 223 post!
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 1:39:27 PM EDT
[#35]
"I don't care what you say, I'm not crossing that road again"
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 1:41:49 PM EDT
[#36]
"Let's call a cab"
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