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Posted: 9/25/2005 9:05:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/25/2005 9:14:03 PM EDT by bvmjethead]
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machette to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass



Completely stolen......www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/cake/shortskirtlongjacket.html
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:06:24 PM EDT
I used to have a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

Sigh indeed.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:08:16 PM EDT
i need another girl.. i just got over a bad one... wheres the best places you guys have gone to meet some nice women...
anybody ... anybody...????
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:08:53 PM EDT
The genetics department.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:09:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/25/2005 9:09:53 PM EDT by Zardoz]
I used to have a girlfriend with a perfect "10" body and a gorgeous face. Too bad she was freakin' looney as hell. Good riddance!
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:10:24 PM EDT
^^backs out slowly......Patty
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:10:38 PM EDT
God, that song fuckin ROCKS on a 12" Brahma with 2000 watts.
Such a GOOD bass line.

Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:10:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:15:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zardoz:
I used to have a girlfriend with a perfect "10" body and a gorgeous face. Too bad she was freakin' looney as hell. Good riddance!



haha... this has been my experience.. fine women... are somehow unstable. that is my conclusion. i guess.. when the looks are too good... i shouldnt say it..
look what we did.. there was a woman peeping at us
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:16:08 PM EDT


Treetop! You've ruined it. All I see is splattered brains........
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:16:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/25/2005 9:16:58 PM EDT by Lockedon]


My girl's got a big mouth
With which she blabbers a lot
She laughs at most everything
Whether it's funny or not
And if you see her
Tell her it's over now

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away she never leaves the house
I want a girl who laughs for no one else

My girl's got eyeballs
In the back of her head
She looks around and around
You know it makes me sad to see her like that
Please don't believe her - she says that for anyone
And if you see her
Tell her it's a hey hey hey hey

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away she never leaves the house
I want a girl who laughs for no one else

And if you see her
Tell her it's over now

And if you see her
Tell her it's over now

And if you watch her go (watch her go)
Watch her, watch her, watch her, watch her!

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away she never leaves the house
I want a girl who laughs for no one else, no one else

Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:17:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MicronuT:

Originally Posted By Zardoz:
I used to have a girlfriend with a perfect "10" body and a gorgeous face. Too bad she was freakin' looney as hell. Good riddance!



haha... this has been my experience.. fine women... are somehow unstable. that is my conclusion. i guess.. when the looks are too good... i shouldnt say it..
look what we did.. there was a woman peeping at us



Damn aint that the truth. The level of insanity is directly related to the level of hotness.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:23:24 PM EDT
For a few hundred bucks you should be able to rent what you are looking for
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:26:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/25/2005 9:28:43 PM EDT by MicronuT]

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By MicronuT:

Originally Posted By Zardoz:
I used to have a girlfriend with a perfect "10" body and a gorgeous face. Too bad she was freakin' looney as hell. Good riddance!



haha... this has been my experience.. fine women... are somehow unstable. that is my conclusion. i guess.. when the looks are too good... i shouldnt say it..
look what we did.. there was a woman peeping at us



Damn aint that the truth. The level of insanity is directly related to the level of hotness.



yes..it is directly proportional. i need to find the proper hotness equation.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:33:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:35:25 PM EDT
I will settle for one that doesnt fuck with my head and then leave like she never knew me.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:38:15 PM EDT
The relationship between hotness and insanity is not exact. My last girlfriend (the one with the short skirt and long jacket) was not that hot but was an intellect unparalleled. And crazy.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:39:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
I will settle for one that doesnt fuck with my head and then leave like she never knew me.



Good luck.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 9:39:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/25/2005 9:40:25 PM EDT by Lumpy196]
How about just a part of a song:

I've been knowing her for years
I've been seeing her for years
She got dark, dark wavy hair
With a voice like she just don't care
She got a skirt with a halter top
She's got a dad who never gave enough
She drink a beer with a proper shot
She got knocked up in a pickup truck
But she got engaged when she was nineteen
To this dude who was acting insane
Has a .45 that he always cleaned
Said one day, one day, one too many days
Now she ducked and she ran away
Never to be heard from, never to be seen
I check the cover of a magazine
I'm just wondering how, just wondering how
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