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Posted: 9/8/2004 8:09:24 AM EST
When it comes time to cast your vote write in sgtar15! We can win this one guys!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:10:14 AM EST
Ohh shit!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:10:57 AM EST
Way too unstable, and seemingly prone to violence and playing with dolls.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:13:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2004 8:14:06 AM EST by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By POWER03:
Way too unstable, and seemingly prone to violence and playing with dolls.




Not at all. I am very stable, matter of fact I have a 23 paged doubled spaced Pysh eval that says so!


I am pro-military. Pro-gun. And if elected I could care less in what you do as long as you send me 15% of your income for taxes.


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:17:34 AM EST
Sgtar15 '04!!!!

Because the S stands for superb!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:19:53 AM EST
He has my vote.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:20:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
Sgtar15 '04!!!!

Because the S stands for superb!

Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:20:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
Sgtar15 '04!!!!

Because the S stands for superb!



ACtually, it stands for "special"


SGatr15


PS And you Mr. Floppy will be my "speical" cabinet member.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:21:58 AM EST
I'd actually do it if kerry wasnt such a jackass.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:23:03 AM EST
Sorry, he has historically campaigned on an anti-cat platform. I am staunchly pro-cat.

I would back him for sheriff, though.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:23:29 AM EST
Wait till you guys hear my policy on imigration....


SGtar15
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:24:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Sorry, he has historically campaigned on an anti-cat platform. I am staunchly pro-cat.
.



Correction..I am anti-cat but pro-pussy!

SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:25:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Sorry, he has historically campaigned on an anti-cat platform. I am staunchly pro-cat.

I would back him for sheriff, though.



Assault Cats are a growing problem in this nation. Almost every day there are assault cat attacks all over the country. No legitimate pet owner needs these cats. 2 out of 3 pet owners support the assualt cat ban! It is sensible cat control!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:27:14 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2004 8:27:27 AM EST by M4Guru]
Screw it, I'll vote for him. If not we get Cyanide...I mean Kerry...in office
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:27:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Sorry, he has historically campaigned on an anti-cat platform. I am staunchly pro-cat.
.



Correction..I am anti-cat but pro-pussy!

SGatr15

the pro-cat lobby is a force to be reckoned with!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:28:48 AM EST
I would actually vote for 95% of all posters here...
stgar would have my vote
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:29:10 AM EST
If your looking for a SecDef let me know
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:29:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Sorry, he has historically campaigned on an anti-cat platform. I am staunchly pro-cat.

I would back him for sheriff, though.



He was pro-cat before he was anti cat though, that has to count for something!

In fact he funded the Meow Mix initiative before he voted against it!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:29:55 AM EST


BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:30:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
If your looking for a SecDef let me know




Sure, you're in. But I plan on combining the SecDef and the INS.

SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:30:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By hielo:

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Sorry, he has historically campaigned on an anti-cat platform. I am staunchly pro-cat.

I would back him for sheriff, though.



He was pro-cat before he was anti cat though, that has to count for something!

In fact he funded the Meow Mix initiative before he voted against it!



Hahaaaaaaaa
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:31:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Sorry, he has historically campaigned on an anti-cat platform. I am staunchly pro-cat.

I would back him for sheriff, though.


He's already the mayor
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:31:26 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:31:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By hielo:


He was pro-cat before he was anti cat though, that has to count for something!

In fact he funded the Meow Mix initiative before he voted against it!



No, no, and no.

I always believed that all pussy is evil.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:31:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

PS And you Mr. Floppy will be my "speical" cabinet member.



VP or else!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:31:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Sorry, he has historically campaigned on an anti-cat platform. I am staunchly pro-cat.
.



Correction..I am anti-cat but pro-pussy!

SGatr15



I like pie!

What is your stance on this issue?

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:32:51 AM EST
What the hell, he already has a cabinet of dolls.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:33:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

PS And you Mr. Floppy will be my "speical" cabinet member.



VP or else!




SUre, why not. Not like they do anything important anyways.

Btw, TRG will be running the National Academy for the Arts.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:33:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By rainman:
What the hell, he already has a cabinet of dolls.



THEY ARE ACTION FIGURES DAMMIT!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:34:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
Sgtar15 '04!!!!

Because the S stands for superb!

www.brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/black_woman_1.jpg



LMAO!!!!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:34:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By rainman:
What the hell, he already has a cabinet of dolls action figures.



Fixed
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:35:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

PS And you Mr. Floppy will be my "speical" cabinet member.



VP or else!




SUre, why not. Not like they do anything important anyways.

Btw, TRG will be running the National Academy for the Arts.


SGatr15


Can I sleep on the couch in the white house ?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:35:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By hielo:


He was pro-cat before he was anti cat though, that has to count for something!

In fact he funded the Meow Mix initiative before he voted against it!



No, no, and no.

I always believed that all pussy is evil.


SGatr15



Pssst, while all pussy may be evil, they are a voting block after all. We will use the word Tasty in place of evil. Hence, All Pussy is Tasty! Is the new campaign slogan. Ok?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:36:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

PS And you Mr. Floppy will be my "speical" cabinet member.



VP or else!




SUre, why not. Not like they do anything important anyways.




Yeah, at least not until you die....
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:36:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

PS And you Mr. Floppy will be my "speical" cabinet member.



VP or else!




SUre, why not. Not like they do anything important anyways.

Btw, TRG will be running the National Academy for the Arts.


SGatr15


Can I sleep on the couch in the white house ?



For $50k you can leave your seed in the oval office!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:37:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

PS And you Mr. Floppy will be my "speical" cabinet member.



VP or else!




SUre, why not. Not like they do anything important anyways.




Yeah, at least not until you die....


Are you going to coast into office on his popularity then wack him in a CIA cover up and claim office?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:38:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By hielo:

Pssst, while all pussy may be evil, they are a voting block after all. We will use the word Tasty in place of evil. Hence, All Pussy is Tasty! Is the new campaign slogan. Ok?




Hielo is now in charge of my campain.

Mr Floppy, you're fired!


Sgtar15

­


PS Pssst Hielo...here that cash kick back I promised.

Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:39:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

PS And you Mr. Floppy will be my "speical" cabinet member.



VP or else!




SUre, why not. Not like they do anything important anyways.




Yeah, at least not until you die....


Are you going to coast into office on his popularity then wack him in a CIA cover up and claim office?



Of course I probably might not do that!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:39:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By hielo:

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

PS And you Mr. Floppy will be my "speical" cabinet member.



VP or else!




SUre, why not. Not like they do anything important anyways.

Btw, TRG will be running the National Academy for the Arts.


SGatr15


Can I sleep on the couch in the white house ?



For $50k you can leave your seed in the oval office!


I don't want to have to pay I want to be the white house bum, the one the press sees going out in his boxers to grab the paper. I want to sleep on the dam pull out sofa damit in the white house.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:39:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2004 8:40:39 AM EST by TheRedGoat]
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:40:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By hielo:

Pssst, while all pussy may be evil, they are a voting block after all. We will use the word Tasty in place of evil. Hence, All Pussy is Tasty! Is the new campaign slogan. Ok?




Hielo is now in charge of my campain.

Mr Floppy, you're fired!


Sgtar15

­


PS Pssst Hielo...here that cash kick back I promised.




A dollar late and a pound short. But I do it for th elove of the game!

Now we have to get outin front of that video of you BBQ'ing the cat. Give me a minute...
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:40:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
www.tvcc.edu/faculty/ballen/sargebutton.jpg

TRG




Somehow I just knew the past would haunt me this campain.....


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:41:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2004 8:42:30 AM EST by TheRedGoat]
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:42:30 AM EST
I did not have explosive relations with that firecracker, Mr Brasspile....


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:43:26 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:44:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I did not have explosive relations with that firecracker, Mr Brasspile....


SGatr15



You think Brassple is a firecracker? Hell, go to the Women's forum, he was just bitching that nobody loved him in the 'Hotties' thread.

TRG




Well...he IS kind of explosive at times.


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:44:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By hielo:

Pssst, while all pussy may be evil, they are a voting block after all. We will use the word Tasty in place of evil. Hence, All Pussy is Tasty! Is the new campaign slogan. Ok?




Hielo is now in charge of my campain.

Mr Floppy, you're fired!


Sgtar15

­


PS Pssst Hielo...here that cash kick back I promised.




Fine! I'll go run my own presidential campaign! With blackjack! And Hookers!

You know what?! Forget the presidential campaign!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:47:04 AM EST
Ok, we begin a smear campaign on cats, they are always catting around, in fact the cat population has a 100% out of wedlock birth statistics, all cats are obviously sluts, and more than a small percentage of them live in trailer parks. THey are also quite standoffish which we can use.

The BBQ film we get ahead of by declaring that you were dog catcher 40 years ago, you have been there and done that, you have the gold watch to prove it! No one can question your dedication to the cause. THat was in fact a raccoon that was being BBQ'ed, any resemblance to a cat is purely coincedental, if anyone continues to question that, we hit them with a sideways smear (maybe we can get TBK!?) to make accusations about the person, maybe that they have indulged in a bit of the cat flesh if they know so much about it....hmmmm?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:47:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By hielo:

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

PS And you Mr. Floppy will be my "speical" cabinet member.



VP or else!




SUre, why not. Not like they do anything important anyways.

Btw, TRG will be running the National Academy for the Arts.


SGatr15


Can I sleep on the couch in the white house ?



For $50k you can leave your seed in the oval office!


I don't want to have to pay I want to be the white house bum, the one the press sees going out in his boxers to grab the paper. I want to sleep on the dam pull out sofa damit in the white house.



SUre, that only costs $55k Money order prefffered, in 9k denominations, Kay?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:50:42 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:52:34 AM EST
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