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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:30:13 AM EDT
[#1]
tell her to leave the store....
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:30:16 AM EDT
[#2]
I think you should post pics. That will help us decide what you should do.
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:30:19 AM EDT
[#3]
You're married. Give her my phone #. 714-555-5555. Thanks buddy.
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:30:51 AM EDT
[#4]
send her my way
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:30:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:31:36 AM EDT
[#6]
This story is no good without PIX!
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:31:53 AM EDT
[#7]
[SmartAssArfcomRequisiteAnswer] Pop her in the pooper. Post pix. [/SmartAssArfcomRequisiteAnswer]
Make sure "she"'s a "she"  Talk to her about your wonderful wife 
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:32:10 AM EDT
[#8]
Read the following very carefully and give it a few minutes to set in:
CARPE POON!!! Honestly, WTF? |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:33:46 AM EDT
[#9]
I agree: CARPE FUCKIN' POON! |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:34:29 AM EDT
[#10]
Under no circumstance should you shoot this feral pussy. 2-3 minutes of fun with the sex-kitten cannot begin to compensate you for the immeasurable grief you will experience if you cheat on your wife. If you are going to go after this girl, tell your wife first so she can go ahead and get a lawyer. Not only will she deserve better than you, she will deserve to get everything you have.
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:34:42 AM EDT
[#11]
Well at least get pics of out it..
I mean COME ON MAN |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:34:51 AM EDT
[#12]
You hiring? |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:35:09 AM EDT
[#13]
You don't need to be rude but you need to give her the cold shoulder. Don't make an effort to engage her in conversation. In other words, your responses to her should be:
- yes - no - how about that? After she finds that she isn't getting the attention she desires, she'll move onto the next married guy and try him. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:36:36 AM EDT
[#14]
It's Because you are married.
She realizes that all the losers she dates can go away, and she is just wanting someone who can commit to a long-term relationship. (which you can... the married part again) So basically she is showing the goods in case you are interested. Or just harmless flirting, ask if you can see the tag for washing instructions on the panties. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:37:03 AM EDT
[#15]
Sung to the tune of Punk Rock Girl by the Dead Milkmen...
Sex Shop Girl! |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:37:20 AM EDT
[#16]
Sue her for sexual harassment...
Oh wait you can't harass the willing. Oh yeah and  IT'S A TRAP!!! |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:37:53 AM EDT
[#17]
Fixed. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:38:34 AM EDT
[#18]
" I can't tell if she's hitting on me or not"
Where's Mr. Obvious when you need him? Hell, Ray Charles could see that she's hitting on you. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:38:35 AM EDT
[#19]
Tell her that her knees are way to sharp for your taste and to leave.
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:38:38 AM EDT
[#20]
Some girls are such attention whores that they will flirt like that to everyone. She probably already has a couple boyfriends and a couple girlfriends. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:39:39 AM EDT
[#21]
Make that shit work out like an all you can eat PIE buffett. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:40:18 AM EDT
[#22]
This must be a fucking JOKE right ?
She showed me her underwear ? What do I think is up ??????????????? If you are happy with your wife tell her to leave you alone. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:40:54 AM EDT
[#23]
+1 Facts: - she is a "so beautiful" sex/porn shop employee - She flirts with you while you are at work - YOU ARE MARRIED - She shows you her underware This seems like trouble on MANY levels.... You could lose your Job and your Marriage.... doenst seem worth it to me 
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:41:29 AM EDT
[#24]
I agree. This works every time. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:41:46 AM EDT
[#25]
maybe they want you in a movie.
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:42:42 AM EDT
[#26]
No shit! Say WOW! when she shows you her panties is an invite. NExt time YELL: "BITCH IAM MARRIED!!!" Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:42:47 AM EDT
[#27]
If there are more girls who work in the sex shop store talk her into bringing a co-worker down and putting on a little girl-on-girl show for ya. Then you can post both stills and video, or maybe a live streamer. OR Just ignore her and she'll go away.
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:43:18 AM EDT
[#28]
Do it for the Children!! |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:43:36 AM EDT
[#29]
+1 |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:44:11 AM EDT
[#30]
BANG IT!!
bang it hard bang it loud bang it often bang it so hard the neighbors complain about the noise. when you done with your drum practice go hame a take care of your wife. A skank is a skank no matter how hot they are. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:44:16 AM EDT
[#31]
Some guys have all the luck! Enjoy it while you can! There's no law about lookinghock.gif
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:44:54 AM EDT
[#32]
Tell her
"I bet those panties would look great on my wife." Maybe she'll get the hint |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:45:25 AM EDT
[#33]
Oh TRUST me guys, there isn't any way in hell that I'm cheating on her. I just think it's amazing that this stuff couldn't happen to me when I was single. And even if I was willing to cheat, it wouldn't be with her. She probably has the crabs or even worse. I gotta look after my boys you know.
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:45:52 AM EDT
[#34]
You peeps from the "OC"... I tell ya... |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:45:56 AM EDT
[#35]
Yes there is. My wife told me so... 
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:46:22 AM EDT
[#36]
 Oh, yeah, we want to see what the front of the underwear looks like. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:46:52 AM EDT
[#37]
GARANDMAN, I AM SHOCKED! |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:47:31 AM EDT
[#38]
you are obviously committed to your wife. jsut enjoy the company and have fun chatting with sex shop girl. no reason to feel guilty about it. maybe you could even talk to your wife abotu her. might add a bit of twist and make for some interesting conversation. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:48:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:49:02 AM EDT
[#40]
I can't beieve this hasn't been suggested yet.....
Get Both! Try and talk the wife into a 3-some. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:49:42 AM EDT
[#41]
This is fatal terrain for you A2. You cannot win.
You might not think she's been hitting on you, but it sounds like she want's to tag you. Do you think she's just being friendly when she shows you her new sexy little panties? Think about it....would you want your wife to walk in in the middle of one of this girls little "visits"? Whatever you wouldn't want your wife to see you doing is probably something you shouldn't be doing. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:50:13 AM EDT
[#42]
She might drop them to the floor and say "Here take them to her and see!"  BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:50:31 AM EDT
[#43]
Three words: "Hey, I'm married." Trust me she'll get over you. Probably just bored and you are the most fun to screw with. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:51:15 AM EDT
[#44]
Did I mention...
IT'S A V.D. TRAP!!! 
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:52:42 AM EDT
[#45]
Get an unmarried buddy to PHITPAPP!  BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:52:50 AM EDT
[#46]
This deserves repeating - OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Whatever you wouldn't want your wife to see you doing is probably something you shouldn't be doing. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:54:06 AM EDT
[#47]
Looking is one thing, saying woo woo she is HOT to your wife... 
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:54:20 AM EDT
[#48]
pics
+1 |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:54:39 AM EDT
[#49]
Run (her off), Forrest, Run (her off)! Dude, really.....do you love your wife? Yes, or no? Do I need to say anymore? |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:57:57 AM EDT
[#50]
Post from PAEBR332 -
Absolutely correct! Just turn it around and see how you would like this: Whatever you wouldn't want your wife to be doing is probably something that you shouldn't be doing either! So, if the situation was reversed and it was your wife working at a store that was down from a sex shop and a male employee was down there flirting around with her.... Eric The(TurnaboutIsFairPlay)Hun 
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