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Posted: 8/20/2004 10:29:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 10:29:16 AM EST by A2sights]
There is a sex/porn shop a few stores down from mine, and there are some amazing hotties in there. Anyway, this one always comes up into my store and likes to talk to me when I'm not busy, which is most of the time in the summer months here in Florida.(out of season). I can't tell if she's hitting on me or not, but she is so beautiful. But I am married to a wonderfully beautiful wife and would never do anything to hurt her. But this girl won't leave me alone and I don't know what to make out of it. Just last week, when no one was in the store, she showed me the newest panties they got in the store.....she was wearing them. She just pulled down her shorts in the back a little to reveal the top. I just said something like "oh wow, they look nice" and turned my head and changed the topic. What do you think she is up to??? I'm too nice of a person to tell her to leave the store, lol.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:30:13 AM EST
tell her to leave the store....
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:30:16 AM EST
I think you should post pics. That will help us decide what you should do.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:30:19 AM EST
You're married. Give her my phone #. 714-555-5555. Thanks buddy.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:30:51 AM EST
send her my way
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:30:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By A2sights:
There is a sex/porn shop a few stores down from mine, and there are some amazing hotties in there. Anyway, this one always comes up into my store and likes to talk to me when I'm not busy, which is most of the time in the summer months here in Florida.(out of season). I can't tell if she's hitting on me or not, but she is so beautiful. But I am married to a wonderfully beautiful wife and would never do anything to hurt her. But this girl won't leave me alone and I don't know what to make out of it. Just last week, when no one was in the store, she showed me the newest panties they got in the store.....she was wearing them. She just pulled down her shorts in the back a little to reveal the top. I just said something like "oh wow, they look nice" and turned my head and changed the topic. What do you think she is up to??? I'm too nice of a person to tell her to leave the store, lol.



Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:31:36 AM EST
This story is no good without PIX!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:31:53 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:32:10 AM EST
Read the following very carefully and give it a few minutes to set in:


CARPE POON!!!


Honestly, WTF?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:33:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
Read the following very carefully and give it a few minutes to set in:


CARPE POON!!!


Honestly, WTF?



I agree:

CARPE FUCKIN' POON!

Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:34:29 AM EST
Under no circumstance should you shoot this feral pussy. 2-3 minutes of fun with the sex-kitten cannot begin to compensate you for the immeasurable grief you will experience if you cheat on your wife. If you are going to go after this girl, tell your wife first so she can go ahead and get a lawyer. Not only will she deserve better than you, she will deserve to get everything you have.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:34:42 AM EST
Well at least get pics of out it..

I mean COME ON MAN
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:34:51 AM EST

You hiring?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:35:09 AM EST
You don't need to be rude but you need to give her the cold shoulder. Don't make an effort to engage her in conversation. In other words, your responses to her should be:

- yes
- no
- how about that?

After she finds that she isn't getting the attention she desires, she'll move onto the next married guy and try him.

Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:36:36 AM EST
It's Because you are married.

She realizes that all the losers she dates can go away,

and she is just wanting someone who can commit to a long-term relationship. (which you can... the married part again)

So basically she is showing the goods in case you are interested.

Or just harmless flirting, ask if you can see the tag for washing instructions on the panties.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:37:03 AM EST
Sung to the tune of Punk Rock Girl by the Dead Milkmen...

Sex Shop Girl!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:37:20 AM EST
Sue her for sexual harassment...

Oh wait you can't harass the willing.

Oh yeah and


IT'S A TRAP!!!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:37:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
After she finds that she isn't getting the attention she desires, she'll move onto the next married guy single guy from Milwaukee and try him.


Fixed.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:38:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 10:40:03 AM EST by texashark]
" I can't tell if she's hitting on me or not"


Where's Mr. Obvious when you need him?

Hell, Ray Charles could see that she's hitting on you.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:38:35 AM EST
Tell her that her knees are way to sharp for your taste and to leave.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:38:38 AM EST

Some girls are such attention whores that they will flirt like that to everyone. She probably already has a couple boyfriends and a couple girlfriends.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:39:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By KN:
Some girls are such attention whores that they will flirt like that to everyone. She probably already has a couple boyfriends and a couple girlfriends.



Make that shit work out like an all you can eat PIE buffett.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:40:18 AM EST
This must be a fucking JOKE right ?
She showed me her underwear ? What do I think is up ???????????????
If you are happy with your wife tell her to leave you alone.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:40:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mahatma8Rice:
Under no circumstance should you shoot this feral pussy. 2-3 minutes of fun with the sex-kitten cannot begin to compensate you for the immeasurable grief you will experience if you cheat on your wife. If you are going to go after this girl, tell your wife first so she can go ahead and get a lawyer. Not only will she deserve better than you, she will deserve to get everything you have.



+1

Facts:
- she is a "so beautiful" sex/porn shop employee
- She flirts with you while you are at work
- YOU ARE MARRIED
- She shows you her underware

This seems like trouble on MANY levels.... You could lose your Job and your Marriage.... doenst seem worth it to me
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:41:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
You don't need to be rude but you need to give her the cold shoulder. Don't make an effort to engage her in conversation. In other words, your responses to her should be:

- yes
- no
- how about that?

After she finds that she isn't getting the attention she desires, she'll move onto the next married guy and try him.




I agree. This works every time.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:41:46 AM EST
maybe they want you in a movie.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:42:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By PrivateJoker:
tell her to leave the store....




No shit!


Say WOW! when she shows you her panties is an invite.

NExt time YELL: "BITCH IAM MARRIED!!!"

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:42:47 AM EST
If there are more girls who work in the sex shop store talk her into bringing a co-worker down and putting on a little girl-on-girl show for ya. Then you can post both stills and video, or maybe a live streamer. OR Just ignore her and she'll go away.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:43:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By IchWarrior:
Well at least get pics of out it..

I mean COME ON MAN


Do it for the Children!!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:43:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By A2sights:
There is a sex/porn shop a few stores down from mine, and there are some amazing hotties in there. Anyway, this one always comes up into my store and likes to talk to me when I'm not busy, which is most of the time in the summer months here in Florida.(out of season). I can't tell if she's hitting on me or not, but she is so beautiful. But I am married to a wonderfully beautiful wife and would never do anything to hurt her. But this girl won't leave me alone and I don't know what to make out of it. Just last week, when no one was in the store, she showed me the newest panties they got in the store.....she was wearing them. She just pulled down her shorts in the back a little to reveal the top. I just said something like "oh wow, they look nice" and turned my head and changed the topic. What do you think she is up to??? I'm too nice of a person to tell her to leave the store, lol.






+1
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:44:11 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:44:16 AM EST
Some guys have all the luck! Enjoy it while you can! There's no law about lookinghock.gif
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:44:54 AM EST
Tell her


"I bet those panties would look great on my wife."

Maybe she'll get the hint

Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:45:25 AM EST
Oh TRUST me guys, there isn't any way in hell that I'm cheating on her. I just think it's amazing that this stuff couldn't happen to me when I was single. And even if I was willing to cheat, it wouldn't be with her. She probably has the crabs or even worse. I gotta look after my boys you know.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:45:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By Spitfire75:
You're married. Give her my phone #. 714-555-5555. Thanks buddy.



You peeps from the "OC"... I tell ya...
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:45:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By 2sonmike:
Some guys have all the luck! Enjoy it while you can! There's no law about looking In your old age it'll be a mamory you'll enjoy.



Yes there is. My wife told me so...
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:46:22 AM EST


Oh, yeah, we want to see what the front of the underwear looks like.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:46:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:
Tell her


"I bet those panties would look great on my floor"

Maybe she'll get the hint




GARANDMAN, I AM SHOCKED!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:47:31 AM EST

you are obviously committed to your wife. jsut enjoy the company and have fun chatting with sex shop girl. no reason to feel guilty about it. maybe you could even talk to your wife abotu her. might add a bit of twist and make for some interesting conversation.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:48:18 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:49:02 AM EST
I can't beieve this hasn't been suggested yet.....


Get Both!


Try and talk the wife into a 3-some.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:49:42 AM EST
This is fatal terrain for you A2. You cannot win.

You might not think she's been hitting on you, but it sounds like she want's to tag you. Do you think she's just being friendly when she shows you her new sexy little panties? Think about it....would you want your wife to walk in in the middle of one of this girls little "visits"? Whatever you wouldn't want your wife to see you doing is probably something you shouldn't be doing.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:50:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:
Tell her


"I bet those panties would look great on my wife."

Maybe she'll get the hint





She might drop them to the floor and say "Here take them to her and see!"

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:50:31 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:51:15 AM EST
Did I mention...

IT'S A V.D. TRAP!!!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:52:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By Q3131A:


Oh, yeah, we want to see what the front of the underwear looks like.



Get an unmarried buddy to PHITPAPP!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:52:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By KBL:
This is fatal terrain for you A2. You cannot win.

You might not think she's been hitting on you, but it sounds like she want's to tag you. Do you think she's just being friendly when she shows you her new sexy little panties? Think about it....would you want your wife to walk in in the middle of one of this girls little "visits"? Whatever you wouldn't want your wife to see you doing is probably something you shouldn't be doing.



This deserves repeating - OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Whatever you wouldn't want your wife to see you doing is probably something you shouldn't be doing.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:54:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By 2sonmike:
Some guys have all the luck! Enjoy it while you can! There's no law about looking In your old age it'll be a mamory you'll enjoy.



Yes there is. My wife told me so...



Looking is one thing, saying woo woo she is HOT to your wife...
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:54:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 10:54:49 AM EST by usma89]
pics

+1
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:54:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By PAEBR332:

Originally Posted By KBL:
This is fatal terrain for you A2. You cannot win.

You might not think she's been hitting on you, but it sounds like she want's to tag you. Do you think she's just being friendly when she shows you her new sexy little panties? Think about it....would you want your wife to walk in in the middle of one of this girls little "visits"? Whatever you wouldn't want your wife to see you doing is probably something you shouldn't be doing.



This deserves repeating - OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Whatever you wouldn't want your wife to see you doing is probably something you shouldn't be doing.



Run (her off), Forrest, Run (her off)!

Dude, really.....do you love your wife? Yes, or no? Do I need to say anymore?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:57:57 AM EST
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