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Posted: 10/27/2013 4:23:13 PM EST
So there isn't a whole lot about PFS on the Google. it's no joke and sometimes it's quite embarrassing. i know that i'm not alone in this, and maybe some of the wisdom here on GD can be of help. At least enlighten me on what it is exactly. Here is my issue.

Whenever I eat pizza my face begins to emit a smell very similar to bile. To be totally honest it smells exactly like bile! My wife could confirm this but also, I had a co-worker smell my face after we went out for lunch and ate - you guessed it - pizza.

He confirmed that my face smelled like i had recently vommitted pure bile.

Anyone else have this?

It does not matter if it is frozen or pizzeria, both give me puke face smell.

Sometimes i have to wash several times to fully remove it.

Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:24:19 PM EST
I never noticed that bile has a smell. It tastes very bitter.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:24:22 PM EST
Mercy
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:25:10 PM EST
Dude.

I .... I

I got nothin....

I don't ... even...

I got nothin.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:25:48 PM EST
Ummm, I think I would stop eating pizza.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:26:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By raven:
I never noticed that bile has a smell. It tastes very bitter.
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Hard to explain but my co-worker said it smelled like i vommitted recently. Whole reason for posting is that i had frozen pizza tonight and the smell was here, so i washed my face.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:26:50 PM EST
Yeah, but do you smell like pizza after you puke?
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:27:10 PM EST
Better than diarrhea face.

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Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:27:55 PM EST
No other food does this to me. I always suspected the grease or oils in the cheese but other cheesey food do not cause this.

Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:27:59 PM EST


That's all you mang
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:28:13 PM EST
My body reacts very poorly to certain raw onions.

Not exactly what you have, but can you narrow it down to a certain ingredient?
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:28:17 PM EST
ewww.. opting out of this thread before it ruins pizza for me...

sorry op
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:28:41 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:28:54 PM EST
I'm sure the engineers at Papa Johns would like to study you.

WTF??
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:29:18 PM EST


What in fucks name are you talking about??
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:29:31 PM EST
Holy shit op, I am so glad I am not you.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:29:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Better than diarrhea face.

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Definitely! However, the stink persists until i wash my face with soap and water. And - i can rub the smell off onto my hands. If i wipe my face the smell transfers to my palms. my co-worker said he never heard of it so I googled it and there doesn't appear to be much info on it.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:30:23 PM EST
Were you shitfaced when you ate said pizza?

Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:30:39 PM EST
I remember one time a bunch of us went camping and got really wasted. I woke up in the passenger seat of a parked car, reached for the door handle to open the door and it was covered in slimy bile. So was the rest of the door.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:31:02 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ZW17:
Pretty close to a 13er.

I'm going to say yup... Teener post.
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I'm 43, married and have 2 kids. This only started a few years ago.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:33:03 PM EST
I have no explanation for it and was hoping someone would reply:

I get that too!

Then i could show my co-worker that i'm not alone.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:33:38 PM EST
It's probably not cancer or anything.....OH!, and dibs!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:33:49 PM EST
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Originally Posted By rfox:
I have no explanation for it and was hoping someone would reply:

I get that too!

Then i could show my co-worker that i'm not alone.
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No, I'm pretty sure you're on your own here.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:34:20 PM EST
Pizza is gross so this should be of little consequence.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:34:29 PM EST
You should tell your coworker that you were lying and you actually did throw up right before he smelled your face.


Never heard of that though.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:34:40 PM EST
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Originally Posted By twistedLV:
Were you shitfaced when you ate said pizza?

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No! Would have to be shitfaced every time i eat pizza.

Very rarely get shitfaced anymore.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:35:07 PM EST
I would suggest you stop eating pizza.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:35:22 PM EST
Its either the garlic or the onions emitting from your pores.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:35:32 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DarkCharisma:
Pizza is gross so this should be of little consequence.
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Ok now ....

You just fuckin made that up.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:36:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DarkCharisma:
Pizza is gross so this should be of little consequence.
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Boo this man!

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Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:37:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By rfox:
i know that i'm not alone in this...
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No, you're alone.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:37:15 PM EST
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Originally Posted By rfox:



I'm 43, married and have 2 kids. This only started a few years ago.
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Originally Posted By ZW17:
Pretty close to a 13er.

I'm going to say yup... Teener post.



I'm 43, married and have 2 kids. This only started a few years ago.


Diabetes.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:37:23 PM EST
So the old insult "is that your face or did your neck throw up" has some validity?
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:39:33 PM EST
I got nothing lol
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:39:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By cedjunior:
I remember one time a bunch of us went camping and got really wasted. I woke up in the passenger seat of a parked car, reached for the door handle to open the door and it was covered in slimy bile. So was the rest of the door.
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There are only two explanations, one being you ate pizza. Was your bum sore?
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:40:21 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ContrarianIndicator:
You should tell your coworker that you were lying and you actually did throw up right before he smelled your face.


Never heard of that though.
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All right,'here's the whole story with my co-worker. We went out for lunch and got pizza. When we got back to work i turned on a small fan i have on my desk. He sits to my left, downwind from me.

After maybe 10 minutes he asked if i smelled that? i asked "smell what" he said "it smells like someone puked in here."

'Oh, that's just my face." This devolved into him smelling my face and confirming my puke face. He laughed and said he never ever heard of such a thing. i said" i can't be alone and googled it only to find nothing.

My face smelled tonight, making me think about it and thus, post.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:41:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By burnka871:
Its either the garlic or the onions emitting from your pores.
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This, or it may be something similar to asparagus piss stink.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:41:22 PM EST
Have you tried eating vomit, and seeing if your face smells like pizza afterwards?

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Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:41:58 PM EST
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Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Better than diarrhea face.

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What ever it is called, may it live on here as a personal moniker

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1549801_Awesome_nicknames_you_have_given_people_that_stuck_around___.html
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:42:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Windustsearch:
So the old insult "is that your face or did your neck throw up" has some validity?
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A true classic!
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:42:55 PM EST
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Originally Posted By rfox:



All right,'here's the whole story with my co-worker. We went out for lunch and got pizza. When we got back to work i turned on a small fan i have on my desk. He sits to my left, downwind from me.

After maybe 10 minutes he asked if i smelled that? i asked "smell what" he said "it smells like someone puked in here."

'Oh, that's just my face." This devolved into him smelling my face and confirming my puke face. He laughed and said he never ever heard of such a thing. i said" i can't be alone and googled it only to find nothing.

My face smelled tonight, making me think about it and thus, post.
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Originally Posted By ContrarianIndicator:
You should tell your coworker that you were lying and you actually did throw up right before he smelled your face.


Never heard of that though.



All right,'here's the whole story with my co-worker. We went out for lunch and got pizza. When we got back to work i turned on a small fan i have on my desk. He sits to my left, downwind from me.

After maybe 10 minutes he asked if i smelled that? i asked "smell what" he said "it smells like someone puked in here."

'Oh, that's just my face." This devolved into him smelling my face and confirming my puke face. He laughed and said he never ever heard of such a thing. i said" i can't be alone and googled it only to find nothing.

My face smelled tonight, making me think about it and thus, post.


I laughed pretty hard at this post.

"Oh, thats just my face."


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Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:43:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Have you tried eating vomit, and seeing if your face smells like pizza afterwards?

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Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:43:12 PM EST
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Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Have you tried eating vomit, and seeing if your face smells like pizza afterwards?

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Only one way to be sure...
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:44:01 PM EST
It's inexplicable, embarrassing, somewhat disgusting and completely real.

Could it be the oils in the cheese mixing with oils on my face?
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:44:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2013 4:46:30 PM EST by GADeerHunter]
How fat are you OP?

I think i found a pic of you.

Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:44:24 PM EST
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Originally Posted By runcible:

No, you're alone.
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Originally Posted By runcible:
Originally Posted By rfox:
i know that i'm not alone in this...

No, you're alone.


Take solace in your unique puke face.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:45:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2013 4:47:14 PM EST by groovyrascal]
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Originally Posted By rfox:
It's inexplicable, embarrassing, somewhat disgusting and completely real.

Could it be the oils in the cheese mixing with oils on my face?
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Maybe it's the oregano in the sauce?

I know people who are allergic to oregano.

Try and isolate the ingredient. Deconstruct a pizza and eat each ingredient separately and at different times.

See what happens.


Edit:

Am I actually making sense in a "puke face" thread?
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:45:57 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:46:12 PM EST
Your pancreas makes bile. Get it checked.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:46:58 PM EST
Maybe you could get a super villain named after you.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:47:16 PM EST
I'd hit every pizza joint in town. Make the manager take a whiff of the puke face and demand reparations... Or else..
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