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Posted: 10/3/2004 8:10:38 AM EST
(this is from my brother in laws cat, Dusty)

h i

Dusty
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:11:53 AM EST
Hooookay then.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:12:57 AM EST
Rolled? One hitter? Bong? Brownie? Remember, most of the rest of us are not stoned. Dude.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:26:04 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2004 8:26:50 AM EST by Tango7]
Funny... most of my cats post stuff like:


l;asjkdfhaoisudgf-0iq 3h6=031486t yu

dfa
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adfa

te7y4675786j5
rther
htyj ty
k6iruimr
84578



Usually followed by "GET THE F+++ OFF THE COMPUTER!!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:31:49 AM EST

h i


Evidently.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:32:12 AM EST
<--------- This is what I did to my cat when it got on my computer.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:13:27 AM EST
the cat's diary:

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue. (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time....



Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:18:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By Fenian:
the cat's diary:

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue. (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time....




LoL!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:19:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By deej86:
(this is from my brother in laws cat, Dusty)

h i

Dusty



Pussy
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:21:31 AM EST
Ha Ha that was funny!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:38:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By deej86:
(this is from my brother in laws cat, Dusty)

h i

Dusty



But can the cat duplicate that?

Fenian..that's damn funny!

Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:41:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By deej86:
(this is from my brother in laws cat, Dusty)

h i

Dusty



admit it - you helped him do that

Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:50:24 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:52:00 AM EST
Where did AROWNERAGAIN go? He would love to meet your cat. hehe
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:52:22 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:53:08 AM EST
is this him?


Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:03:28 AM EST
Cats! Quick honey, get the hot sauce.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:15:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:





I dunno why, but I get such a kick out of this pic
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:27:28 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:31:13 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 8:32:04 AM EST by fight4yourrights]

Originally Posted By deej86:
(this is from my brother in laws cat, Dusty)

h i

Dusty




Damn, smart cat.



Or does this prove the million monkeys on a million typewriters theory?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:34:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Originally Posted By deej86:
(this is from my brother in laws cat, Dusty)

h i

Dusty




Damn, smart cat.



Or does this prove the million monkeys on a million typewriters theory?



Nope, doesn't prove the theory as "h i" is not the complete works of shakespeare.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 10:18:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:

Fenian..that's damn funny!





it's been around for years...I have to trot it out every once and a while. The first time I read it, I almost hemoraged (sp??) myself.
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