Makes you want to go...."Hmmmm".....Doesn't it?
Government
What's the difficulty about drafting a Constitution for Iraq?
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of
really smart guys; it's worked for over 200 years, a!
nd hell,
we're not using it anymore.
Morality
The reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse
is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", "Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shalt not bear false witness against
thy neighbor." in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.
It creates a hostile working environment
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Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly
discovered that ball point pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and millions
of dollars developing a pen that writes in zero gravity upside-down
on almost any surface including glass and at below freezing to over
3000 C.  The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes will be due again.
Enjoy paying them.

Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
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right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington.
In addition, they tracked her calves to their stalls.  However,
they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around in our country. Maybe we should give each one a cow.