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Posted: 9/30/2004 6:33:56 AM EDT
"Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

You got any good ones?
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:36:32 AM EDT
Does not the fire need the water?
Does not the mountain need the storm?
Does not your scrotum need kicking?
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:38:07 AM EDT
He who runs in front of car...get tired

He who runs behind the car....get exhausted

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:38:26 AM EDT
My feet are freezing. My hair is on fire. On average I'm OK.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:41:52 AM EDT
He who stand on the toilet.......is high on the pot
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:43:09 AM EDT
It's a sin to be surprised
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:52:17 AM EDT
Man who fart in church, sit on pew.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:55:05 AM EDT
Man who goes through turnstyle sideways is going to Bangkok!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:55:39 AM EDT
People who live in grass houses shouldn't throw goats.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:56:27 AM EDT
"Whether you are rich or you are poor, it's nice to have money"
"Look before you flush, you may have dropped your wallet."
"No change given."
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:06:43 AM EDT
To Dems

Be careful what you wish for.....You may get it!

John Kerry
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:08:07 AM EDT
He who dies with the most toys.... still dies.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:08:56 AM EDT
"You owe me for one jelly doughnut!"
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:11:01 AM EDT
The law is fair and just. It is illegal for both the rich and the poor alike to steal bread and sleep under bridges...

Victor Hugo
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 8:49:02 AM EDT
"No matter where you go....there you are."

Buckaroo Banzai
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 8:50:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DriftPunch:
Does not the fire need the water?
Does not the mountain need the storm?
Does not your scrotum need kicking?



I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 8:50:43 AM EDT
"stick her in the pooper and post pics"
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 8:52:25 AM EDT
It's a small world, but I'd hate to paint it.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 8:52:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 10:18:33 AM EDT
"I think you have my stapler..."
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 10:52:02 AM EDT
Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you got, the less shit you have to eat.
-Mel Gibson (I think)
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 10:56:26 AM EDT
"Shit happens."
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:00:39 AM EDT
Fuck the Bullshit.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:01:12 AM EDT
A modicum of snuff can be quite efficatious
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:02:04 AM EDT
When in fear, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:03:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By psychotr:

Originally Posted By DriftPunch:
Does not the fire need the water?
Does not the mountain need the storm?
Does not your scrotum need kicking?



I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!



I need TP for my bunghole.

COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:06:46 AM EDT
Now go away or I'll fire arrows at the tops of your head and make castinets out of your testicles!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 2:15:16 PM EDT
PC load letter???
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 2:16:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TeuffelHunden1775:
"You owe me for one jelly doughnut!"




hahah.. u got me
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 2:56:07 PM EDT
Life sucks...get a fucking helmet...
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 3:02:58 PM EDT
Hey y'all, watch this shit...

(Only for the South)
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 3:30:01 PM EDT
All things in nature exhibit the phenomenon of continuous improvement......except the government, of course.
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