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Posted: 9/30/2004 6:36:32 AM EDT
[#1]
Does not the fire need the water?
Does not the mountain need the storm? Does not your scrotum need kicking? |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 6:38:07 AM EDT
[#2]
He who runs in front of car...get tired
He who runs behind the car....get exhausted 
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Posted: 9/30/2004 6:38:26 AM EDT
[#3]
My feet are freezing. My hair is on fire. On average I'm OK.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 6:41:52 AM EDT
[#4]
He who stand on the toilet.......is high on the pot
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Posted: 9/30/2004 6:43:09 AM EDT
[#5]
It's a sin to be surprised
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Posted: 9/30/2004 6:52:17 AM EDT
[#6]
Man who fart in church, sit on pew.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 6:55:05 AM EDT
[#7]
Man who goes through turnstyle sideways is going to Bangkok!
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Posted: 9/30/2004 6:55:39 AM EDT
[#8]
People who live in grass houses shouldn't throw goats.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 6:56:27 AM EDT
[#9]
"Whether you are rich or you are poor, it's nice to have money"
"Look before you flush, you may have dropped your wallet." "No change given." |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 7:06:43 AM EDT
[#10]
To Dems
Be careful what you wish for.....You may get it! John Kerry 
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Posted: 9/30/2004 7:08:07 AM EDT
[#11]
He who dies with the most toys.... still dies.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 7:08:56 AM EDT
[#12]
"You owe me for one jelly doughnut!"
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Posted: 9/30/2004 7:11:01 AM EDT
[#13]
The law is fair and just. It is illegal for both the rich and the poor alike to steal bread and sleep under bridges...
Victor Hugo |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:49:02 AM EDT
[#14]
"No matter where you go....there you are."
Buckaroo Banzai |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:50:22 AM EDT
[#15]
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:50:43 AM EDT
[#16]
"stick her in the pooper and post pics"
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:52:25 AM EDT
[#17]
It's a small world, but I'd hate to paint it.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:52:53 AM EDT
[#18]
These are the words of a truly wise person. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 10:18:33 AM EDT
[#19]
"I think you have my stapler..."
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Posted: 9/30/2004 10:52:02 AM EDT
[#20]
Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you got, the less shit you have to eat.
-Mel Gibson (I think) |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 10:56:26 AM EDT
[#21]
"Shit happens."
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Posted: 9/30/2004 11:00:39 AM EDT
[#22]
Fuck the Bullshit.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 11:01:12 AM EDT
[#23]
A modicum of snuff can be quite efficatious
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Posted: 9/30/2004 11:02:04 AM EDT
[#24]
When in fear, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 11:03:30 AM EDT
[#25]
I need TP for my bunghole. COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN! |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 11:06:46 AM EDT
[#26]
Now go away or I'll fire arrows at the tops of your head and make castinets out of your testicles!
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Posted: 9/30/2004 2:15:16 PM EDT
[#27]
PC load letter???
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Posted: 9/30/2004 2:16:58 PM EDT
[#28]
hahah.. u got me |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 2:56:07 PM EDT
[#29]
Life sucks...get a fucking helmet...
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Posted: 9/30/2004 3:02:58 PM EDT
[#30]
Hey y'all, watch this shit...
(Only for the South) |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 3:30:01 PM EDT
[#31]
All things in nature exhibit the phenomenon of continuous improvement......except the government, of course.
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