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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:36:48 PM EDT
OK, we often use the term 'pissing contest'.

exactly what is being judged here?


What are we talking here? distance? volume? duration? accuracy? Ability to buck the wind?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:38:03 PM EDT
YES
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:38:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 2:38:58 PM EDT by CZ75_9MM]
Depends on if there is an electric fence involved
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:39:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Depends on if there is an electric fence involved



You can piss on an electric fence, Mythbusters busted that myth.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:40:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Depends on if there is an electric fence involved



You can piss on an electric fence, Mythbusters busted that myth.



How so?  I've touched a 12v electrified fence with my bare hands and it shocked me.  Why would peeing on it not produce the same effect?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:41:19 PM EDT
You can piss on an electric fence and get shocked, you just have to be close enough so the stream doesn't break up.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:42:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:47:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:
You can piss on an electric fence and get shocked, you just have to be close enough so the stream doesn't break up.



Myth Busters. Great show.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:50:44 PM EDT
I think its distance that wins it
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:52:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Depends on if there is an electric fence involved



You can piss on an electric fence, Mythbusters busted that myth.



not on CKY. Raab Himself pisses on the fense, shocks the hell out of him and he cries.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:54:26 PM EDT
FiftyCaliber from down under has already won the contest.


He is superhuman.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:57:50 PM EDT
correction it was pissing on the electrified third rail of a subway track, episode 3,  the rail has way more electricity than an electric fence  3rd rail pissing episode
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 7:04:59 PM EDT
Duration

4minutes 39 seconds and I kinda stuffed myself a bit cos I got too bored so let it flow too freely.

Im sure I can break 5 but its too uncomfortable to let it all build up
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 7:06:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
Duration

4minutes 39 seconds and I kinda stuffed myself a bit cos I got too bored so let it flow too freely.

Im sure I can break 5 but its too uncomfortable to let it all build up



Longest morning piss for me was 2 min 10 seconds, that was a lot!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 7:08:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Depends on if there is an electric fence involved



You can piss on an electric fence, Mythbusters busted that myth.



I tried it as a kid on my Grandfather's farm.  


Link Posted: 1/7/2005 7:10:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:

Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Depends on if there is an electric fence involved



You can piss on an electric fence, Mythbusters busted that myth.



I tried it as a kid on my Grandfather's farm.  





Did you get shocked or not?  Don't make me lose faith in Mythbusters!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 7:12:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 7:12:26 PM EDT by astro]
When I was 9 or 10 my dad and brother called me the "Pee-a-Mile-Kid".  We had an 18' boat with an outboard.  When we would go fishing, and I had to pee, I would stand on the bow of the boat facing the stern, squeeze hard while building up pressure, and then let 'er fly over the outboard motor.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 7:25:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 7:38:21 PM EDT by AeroE]
The winner of a pissing in the snow contest is easy to determine -
- in the basic class, you measure the total length of the yellow curves,
- in the Master class, you get style points for letters and sketches.

Other venues basically require a ref and a vote to determine the winner (since gunplay is frowned upon as poor form in modern times).

I almost forgot these games from when we were little kids -
- pushing beer cans around (pop still came in glass bottles), and
- peeing in the dust, either to make patterns with the splash, or erode the dirt from around the rocks.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 7:32:33 PM EDT
Old guys will come into the ER, usually late at night, unable to pee because of a big prostate.  I'll put in a catheter and sometimes get 2 or 3 liters of urine out of them.  All of a sudden, I'm their best friend.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 7:36:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Depends on if there is an electric fence involved



You can piss on an electric fence, Mythbusters busted that myth.




tell that to my dog! ... hooooowl!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:20:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By astro:
Old guys will come into the ER, usually late at night, unable to pee because of a big prostate.  I'll put in a catheter and sometimes get 2 or 3 liters of urine out of them.  All of a sudden, I'm their best friend.

So you handle wrinkled tackle for money?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:37:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2005 11:37:21 PM EDT by vanilla_gorilla]

Originally Posted By Kodiak-AK:

Originally Posted By astro:
Old guys will come into the ER, usually late at night, unable to pee because of a big prostate.  I'll put in a catheter and sometimes get 2 or 3 liters of urine out of them.  All of a sudden, I'm their best friend.

So you handle wrinkled tackle for money?



Link Posted: 1/9/2005 3:24:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2005 3:25:13 PM EDT by CajunMojo]
You people have inspired me to be a poet, so here goes....

When i was young and hand no sense,
I took a piss on an electric fence,
It shocked my d*ck and it shocked my balls,
And made me shit my coveralls



OK,OK i remember that poem from hustler mag, so sue me!
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 3:56:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
OK, we often use the term 'pissing contest'.

exactly what is being judged here?


What are we talking here? distance? volume? duration? accuracy? Ability to buck the wind?



I think the main point is to avoid getting any on you.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 4:16:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
Duration

4minutes 39 seconds and I kinda stuffed myself a bit cos I got too bored so let it flow too freely.

Im sure I can break 5 but its too uncomfortable to let it all build up




I just wanted to clarify that in the ongoing contest I have with a few of my old army buddies - which FiftyCalibre absolutely CRUSHED me in - is for continuous pissing, with an unbroken stream!  You can try to "hold back" but the second the stream is broken/interrupted, the clock stops.

I still cannot believe FiftyCalibre beat FOUR AND A HALF minutes !!     My buddies and I never even broke 4 minutes.  It's a lot harder than you'd think.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 4:19:23 PM EDT
I thougt it was a distance thing.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 4:25:46 PM EDT
Pissing on an electric fence will shock you.  When we were kids we talked my cousin into doing it and we had to knock him down because he was frozen and couldn't move.  Funniest shit I had seen up to that point.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 4:54:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
Duration

4minutes 39 seconds and I kinda stuffed myself a bit cos I got too bored so let it flow too freely.

Im sure I can break 5 but its too uncomfortable to let it all build up




I just wanted to clarify that in the ongoing contest I have with a few of my old army buddies - which FiftyCalibre absolutely CRUSHED me in - is for continuous pissing, with an unbroken stream!  You can try to "hold back" but the second the stream is broken/interrupted, the clock stops.

I still cannot believe FiftyCalibre beat FOUR AND A HALF minutes !!     My buddies and I never even broke 4 minutes.  It's a lot harder than you'd think.



I cant believe it either, I was so elated that I got that far.

Its really friggin hard to do, cos of the sheer boredom and the uncomfortable feeling of so much piss in you.
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