anywhere to get phone ringtones that isnt a scam or phone number phishing site?

got a sweet new phone and all it has are pathetic rings and music to downland for absurd amounts.

dont want any stupid music just a normal old fashion ring noise.

yah verzine has hundreds for like three bucks each... and i cant find a single normal phone ring, its absurd

Last year I found a site that actually had Mr. T saying several phrases, my favorite was him saying "you have a message fool".  But when my phone died I lost all that info and Verizon couldn't tell me who I got the ringtones from.  

verizon has a get it now search where you can find all kinds of good stuff.  
mine is "who can it be now" by men at work.

Make your own. It's not that difficult. Can your phone use mp3 ringtones? See these pages for making mp3 ringtones:

http://www.ninetoez.net/moto/maketones.html
http://lifehacker.com/software/ringtones/geek-to-live--make-a-ringtone-from-any-mp3-212232.php

Search on Bittorrent sites for "ringtones" and download them

Use this site http://www.g2p.org/ to search for ringtones

Also, the following sites have lots of info and ringtones for free download:

http://www.howardforums.com/
http://www.pinstack.com/

Just ran across this site tonight that has a ton of free sounds:

The Freesound Project