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Posted: 11/21/2012 2:33:56 PM EST
So, I am washing dishes and I see this:



And i think to myself, "She does have a lot of shoes". Hmmmmm




Never seen a cup that says ,"Life is short, buy the case of ammo and nice optic."

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:35:15 PM EST
If you're doing the dishes, then yes, you're doomed.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:35:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:35:55 PM EST


Never seen a cup pint glass that says ,"Life is short, buy the case of ammo and nice optic."


Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:37:05 PM EST
More shoes, more excuses to buy guns.

Pics of wife's feet needed.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:41:42 PM EST
How is it hovering in the air like that?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:42:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By OilyPablo:
More shoes, more excuses to buy guns.

Pics of wife's feet needed required.

FIFY

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:43:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By knifewrench:
How is it hovering in the air like that?


You're kidding?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:43:18 PM EST
Somehow, I foresee a "one wife, two cups" joke to be played here.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:44:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 2:44:30 PM EST by smithc6]
First reply and all...



Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:45:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By Freebeer:


Never seen a cup pint glass that says ,"Life is short, buy the case of ammo and nice optic."




That would be awesome!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:48:13 PM EST
If you cooked with cast iron, there'd be less "dishwashing".....
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:50:15 PM EST
Bribe her with new shoes to get her to clean your windows.



Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:50:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By Jeffreysox:
If you're doing the dishes, then yes, you're doomed.


1st post again
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:57:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By dbort:
Bribe her with new shoes to get her to clean your windows.







We just got bombed with 2plus inches of heavy rain. It knocked the gravel off the carport roof.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:58:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By 2tom2:
Originally Posted By Jeffreysox:
If you're doing the dishes, then yes, you're doomed.


1st post again




You mean you guys don't do dishes or laundry ?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:59:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By OilyPablo:
More shoes, more excuses to buy guns.

Pics of wife's feet needed.


This, that's the point she buys the shoes you buy the guns and ammo.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:00:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By patchouli:
Originally Posted By dbort:
Bribe her with new shoes to get her to clean your windows.







We just got bombed with 2plus inches of heavy rain. It knocked the gravel off the carport roof.



Truth. Nov 19 statistically the rainiest day of the year and it freaking poured. No snow to melt, so Snoqualmie didn't flood.

I'm fixing on your location with your posted portal view.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:00:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 3:02:29 PM EST by savageoneseven]
Placeholder for OPs new coffee mug. Waiting for Zazzle to send me a damn email link.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:02:51 PM EST

Pics of wife's shoe collection.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:07:14 PM EST
My wife just donated about 20 pairs of shoes that she did not want anymore. I have never donated one of my guns.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:08:01 PM EST
maybe her boyfriend bought that for her?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:08:12 PM EST
Buy this mug and use it when she's drinking from that one:

Me Boss, You Not
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:08:43 PM EST
Hmmm there is something missing from this thread but I can't put my finger on it
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:08:43 PM EST
Someone needs to wash the windows..
Life is short, pay a cleaning lady..
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:08:44 PM EST
Where can I get that mug?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:14:01 PM EST
Well I don't know the answer for sure, but I have kind of a foot fetish for pretty lady feet in mules. And those are mules. I would suggest they wear them all the time myself and it is nice when they change them up too.

I also have a fetish for gun stuff. Unfortunately, I keep losing my stuff every time I go fishing. Women don't take their good shoes fishing.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:34:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 3:40:09 PM EST by BigeasySnow]
Originally Posted By gomulego:
Well I don't know the answer for sure, but I have kind of a foot fetish for pretty lady feet in mules. And those are mules. I would suggest they wear them all the time myself and it is nice when they change them up too.

I also have a fetish for gun stuff. Unfortunately, I keep losing my stuff every time I go fishing. Women don't take their good shoes fishing.



Yo dog,...





eta: Oooo they come in colors!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:42:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

Pics of wife's shoe collection.




For you, I risked death to snap this quick and crappy pic of half of the shoes.

There are still like ten boxes with (i presume) the expensive ones. And the boots. I didn't take those down.






Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:44:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By patchouli:
Originally Posted By 2tom2:
Originally Posted By Jeffreysox:
If you're doing the dishes, then yes, you're doomed.


1st post again




You mean you guys don't do dishes or laundry ?


Yeah we do but shit man this is the internet!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:45:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By patchouli:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

Pics of wife's shoe collection.




For you, I risked death to snap this quick and crappy pic of half of the shoes.

There are still like ten boxes with (i presume) the expensive ones. And the boots. I didn't take those down.

http://i49.tinypic.com/10cnkgy.jpg






Your dag is going to tell on you.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:47:30 PM EST
Wife has like no shoes in the pic (even plus 9 or whatever). Hold off on buying guns until you can barter. Maybe shoe gift card is in order.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:59:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 4:00:38 PM EST by manowar669]
Originally Posted By patchouli:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

Pics of wife's shoe collection.




For you, I risked death to snap this quick and crappy pic of half of the shoes.

There are still like ten boxes with (i presume) the expensive ones. And the boots. I didn't take those down.

http://i49.tinypic.com/10cnkgy.jpg



You have no problem. There are over 150 pairs of shoes in my house, and maybe 9 pairs are mine (including working and hunting footwear). Hers are in boxes, stacked in racks in several closets which get rotated, reorganized, and replaced at far too frequent intervals. You are dismissed!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:04:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 4:10:45 PM EST by BigeasySnow]
Originally Posted By patchouli:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

Pics of wife's shoe collection.




For you, I risked death to snap this quick and crappy pic of half of the shoes.

There are still like ten boxes with (i presume) the expensive ones. And the boots. I didn't take those down.

http://i49.tinypic.com/10cnkgy.jpg







Thank you! I love the maryjanes!

If it's any comfort to you, I own about 7 times that many. You're obviously married to a very sensible and non-shoes-oriented gal.


eta: These bins are all packed with shoes. I've run out of room and they're invading the rest of my house. I have no intention of stopping.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:05:05 PM EST
Update:
I just finished dusting every horizontal surface and vacuumed upstairs.


Ya'll know I'm gonna get me some.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:24:54 PM EST
Here is the side view of the same line up.


Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:28:38 PM EST
Compulsion, she haz it.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:52:02 PM EST
Good looking Brittany Spaniel there, watch him though, they will rat you out.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:54:19 PM EST
hehehe
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:55:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By gomulego:
Well I don't know the answer for sure, but I have kind of a foot fetish for pretty lady feet in mules. And those are mules. I would suggest they wear them all the time myself and it is nice when they change them up too.

I also have a fetish for gun stuff. Unfortunately, I keep losing my stuff every time I go fishing. Women don't take their good shoes fishing.



Yo dog,...


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ilb7qjFxJgc/TPU5Vq8WfMI/AAAAAAAALH8/BTBe7tfusIM/s400/Gun%2BShoe012.jpg


eta: Oooo they come in colors!

Oh yeah!

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:57:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 5:00:06 PM EST by patchouli]
Originally Posted By BearPaw:
Good looking Brittany Spaniel there, watch him though, they will rat you out.




He is great. So much fun. My best bud.





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Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:58:20 PM EST
i dunno...those shoes all look way big. i like my womenzz to have a shoe size under 8
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:00:20 PM EST
It hasn't gotten bad yet. My wife's shoe collection actually makes me angry. At a certain point it's a sickness and the amount of money tied into it will make you physically ill.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:00:54 PM EST
Good luck with the whole shoe thing.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:02:06 PM EST
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

Pics of wife's shoe collection.


That's what I'm sayin'.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:02:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 5:03:17 PM EST by XCRmonger]
Originally Posted By patchouli:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

Pics of wife's shoe collection.




For you, I risked death to snap this quick and crappy pic of half of the shoes.

There are still like ten boxes with (i presume) the expensive ones. And the boots. I didn't take those down.

http://i49.tinypic.com/10cnkgy.jpg





She's obviously an amateur.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:04:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 5:04:30 PM EST by nturavrgcop]


Never seen a cup pint glass that says ,"Life is short, buy the case of ammo and nice optic."

That's what Sharpies are for...
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:05:08 PM EST
One more pic of the dag.

.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:06:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By patchouli:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

Pics of wife's shoe collection.




For you, I risked death to snap this quick and crappy pic of half of the shoes.

There are still like ten boxes with (i presume) the expensive ones. And the boots. I didn't take those down.

http://i49.tinypic.com/10cnkgy.jpg





She's obviously an amateur.




Haha.



Serious?

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:07:33 PM EST
Nothing wrong with a woman with a damn fine shoe collection.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:07:41 PM EST
I suggest you negotiate a "1 shoe, 1 gun" policy. I see 22 pairs, +10 (in boxes you say) + xx boots. Minimum 35 pairs. x2 =70 guns!

I say go for it!

(But I'm not the one that'll have to share blankets with the dag!)
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