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sounds like a hostile workplace needs to be reported to HR.
take pictures of these signs along with a copy of a local newspaper dated today. sue the pants off the school. it's time we played the game back. |
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I would laugh well before I thought to turn it into a male/female pissing contest because of some obsessive compulsive individual with a pee phobia.
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Rub some chocolate on the seat, wimmenz love the chocolate.
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Leave nasty notes around about their nasty ass bloody tampons.
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Sounds like they spend too much time on Facebook, reading those anti-male, female-power pictures that girls always post.
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What if you don't identify yourself as a "male", what a bunch of inconsiderate assholes.
Post some LGBT stuff around |
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I'd cut my finger, leave a few drops of blood on the toilet seat alongside a container of Clorox wipes that says "For cleaning the toilet seat when a disrespectful female leaves a bloody mess".
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Fuck them.
I would go in that head and put the seat up every 30 minutes. Stupid bitches will learn to lower the seat, or not as their intellect allows. |
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I worked in an all-male environment when we hired a female (tweaker, always shaking). Two days into her job she's trying to bitch about how the toilet seat is always up and she keeps falling in.
"Look before you sit, and shut the fuck up" was the end of it. She quit a few days later because she couldn't come into work since she didn't have her 'meds' |
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Piss ALL OVER the toilet seat, then leave in the up position.
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I don't use public restrooms.
It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters. Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split. |
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I don't use public restrooms. It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters. Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split. View Quote In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat. |
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I don't use public restrooms. It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters. Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split. In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat. I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do. |
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I am a facilities manager and let me tell you, women are much dirtier than men.
Having said this, toilets clogg more in the mens head than they do in the womens. Make of that what you will. |
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I don't use public restrooms. It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters. Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split. View Quote But at least we have guidelines. In our college dorm we had 3 stalls. One was strictly for shitting and was always taken care of, the opposite one was just for pissing, all you had to do was aim in the general direction and no one cared. The middle one was users choice, depending on when the cleaning lady was in last it was usually pretty passable. Go up to the girls floor though and there was piss on every seat, the work of savages. |
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Wow, down and clean for females? Maybe for my wife, but not some random co-worker. Maybe that sexist cunt should leave it up for males.
Although I will say I work with some pretty nasty dude who I'd never want to visit their homes. Who pisses on a toilet seat as an adult? |
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I don't use public restrooms. It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters. Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split. In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat. I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do. My wife says it's 'cause they hover over the seat in an effort not to sit on a peed-all-over toilet seat. Seems kind of chicken/egg to me. |
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Lace doilies in the crapper? Oh boy, that's just all sorts of messed up. Do we also have a toilet paper bunny for the spare roll?
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Post a sign requiring males to pee in the sink from now on.
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FIL was a maintenance man/janitor at an office building for a while. He said the ladies bathroom was always 10 times more disgusting than the men's.
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I don't use public restrooms. It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters. Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split. In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat. I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do. They're too afraid to sit on the seat, so they hover. Not all women have the leg strength to get a nice, low hover. |
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I'd say document this stuff as you have done. Tuck it away for late use if it seems necessary. Otherwise, don't get your panties in a way or sand in your vagina over some silliness. If your usual answer to people outside of your demographic getting offended at stuff you don't find offensive is "Lighten up", then do so yourself. Of course, if you're all about the feelings crusade and are trying to stamp out every hint of racist, sexist or otherwise offensive behavior, then report away.
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I don't use public restrooms. It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters. Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split. In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat. I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do. Men are from Mars, Women are from Afghanistan. |
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We always fabricated coil torsion springs to hold the seat UP. If you wanted the damn thing down you pulled it down & sat on it. When I put a set of those in a nasty assed "ladies room" I had to rehab in the office nobody said a word. They still hovered & sprayed piss like a lawn sprinkler. The Man that had to clean that place complained every week. |
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