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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:41:20 AM EST
So ever since I started working at this school, I've had to contend with a relative lack of staff restrooms. Oh well no biggie, usually I'll just drive over to my house (I live close) and go to the bathroom if I need to.

One thing that has rankled me about the staff restrooms is this cute little sign posted up in the restrooms. It says in nice flowery colored font:

Gentlemen:

As a courtesy to your colleagues, please make sure the toilet seat is down and clean before leaving the restroom.

Thank you,

The Ladies


Implying that only men are capable of fouling up the restroom. Anyway...

Fast forward to today, and I see this as I'm sitting down:



Someone wrote down "or female :-)" next to the word male.

WWYD?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:42:16 AM EST
White people problems.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:42:53 AM EST
Pee in the clorox wipe container.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:43:36 AM EST
learn to deal with life
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:43:42 AM EST
I'd piss on the seat to establish dominance
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:43:47 AM EST
Pee in the sink.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:44:21 AM EST
Misandry is ok; women are a protected class.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:44:24 AM EST
sounds like a hostile workplace needs to be reported to HR.

take pictures of these signs along with a copy of a local newspaper dated today.

sue the pants off the school.

it's time we played the game back.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:44:31 AM EST
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Only way to establish proper dominance.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:45:19 AM EST
I would laugh well before I thought to turn it into a male/female pissing contest because of some obsessive compulsive individual with a pee phobia.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:45:55 AM EST
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I lost hard.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:46:12 AM EST
Rub some chocolate on the seat, wimmenz love the chocolate.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:46:35 AM EST
Leave nasty notes around about their nasty ass bloody tampons.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:47:06 AM EST
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Only way to establish proper dominance.
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Originally Posted By CasualObserver:
Originally Posted By LoBrau:
Pee in the clorox wipe container.


Only way to establish proper dominance.



Eat asparagus half an hour before you do.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:47:48 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:48:22 AM EST
Sounds like they spend too much time on Facebook, reading those anti-male, female-power pictures that girls always post.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:48:35 AM EST
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I lost hard.
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Originally Posted By LoBrau:
Pee in the clorox wipe container.

I lost hard.


Me too.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:48:46 AM EST
What if you don't identify yourself as a "male", what a bunch of inconsiderate assholes.

Post some LGBT stuff around
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:48:47 AM EST
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rub blood all over the seat so it looks like period mess
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:49:28 AM EST

File a hostile workplace suit.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:51:33 AM EST
I'd cut my finger, leave a few drops of blood on the toilet seat alongside a container of Clorox wipes that says "For cleaning the toilet seat when a disrespectful female leaves a bloody mess".

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:52:15 AM EST
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What if you don't identify yourself as a "male", what a bunch of inconsiderate assholes.

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Declare yourself a Zer. To hell with being bounded by their small minded pettiness. Set yourself free....
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:58:30 AM EST
Fuck them.
I would go in that head and put the seat up every 30 minutes.

Stupid bitches will learn to lower the seat, or not as their intellect allows.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:01:05 AM EST
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this, or the drinking fountain
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:01:35 AM EST
I worked in an all-male environment when we hired a female (tweaker, always shaking). Two days into her job she's trying to bitch about how the toilet seat is always up and she keeps falling in.

"Look before you sit, and shut the fuck up" was the end of it.

She quit a few days later because she couldn't come into work since she didn't have her 'meds'
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:02:06 AM EST
Oh, and it's time for an upper-decker.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:12:49 AM EST
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Lulz.

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:13:37 AM EST
Piss ALL OVER the toilet seat, then leave in the up position.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:16:30 AM EST
I don't use public restrooms.

It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters.


Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:18:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
I don't use public restrooms.

It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters.


Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split.
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In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:18:07 AM EST
Zip-tie the toilet seat up.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:19:02 AM EST
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In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat.
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Originally Posted By LoBrau:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
I don't use public restrooms.

It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters.


Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split.

In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat.


I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:19:06 AM EST
I am a facilities manager and let me tell you, women are much dirtier than men.
Having said this, toilets clogg more in the mens head than they do in the womens.

Make of that what you will.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:19:47 AM EST
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
I don't use public restrooms.

It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters.


Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split.
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But at least we have guidelines.

In our college dorm we had 3 stalls. One was strictly for shitting and was always taken care of, the opposite one was just for pissing, all you had to do was aim in the general direction and no one cared. The middle one was users choice, depending on when the cleaning lady was in last it was usually pretty passable.

Go up to the girls floor though and there was piss on every seat, the work of savages.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:19:52 AM EST
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Saran-wrap the bowl. Put seat back down. Wait for outraged squawks. Profit.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:21:16 AM EST
Wow, down and clean for females? Maybe for my wife, but not some random co-worker. Maybe that sexist cunt should leave it up for males.

Although I will say I work with some pretty nasty dude who I'd never want to visit their homes. Who pisses on a toilet seat as an adult?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:26:39 AM EST
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:


I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do.
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By LoBrau:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
I don't use public restrooms.

It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters.


Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split.

In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat.


I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do.

My wife says it's 'cause they hover over the seat in an effort not to sit on a peed-all-over toilet seat. Seems kind of chicken/egg to me.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:28:20 AM EST
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:


Saran-wrap the bowl. Put seat back down. Wait for outraged squawks. Profit.
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By louisianarebel:
Zip-tie the toilet seat up.


Saran-wrap the bowl. Put seat back down. Wait for outraged squawks. Profit.


That's brilliant!
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:28:28 AM EST
Remove seat. Put sign above toilet "no sitting"
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:28:31 AM EST
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full of win
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:35:03 AM EST
Spike their tampons with PCP.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:35:51 AM EST
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:


Saran-wrap the bowl. Put seat back down. Wait for outraged squawks. Profit.
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By louisianarebel:
Zip-tie the toilet seat up.


Saran-wrap the bowl. Put seat back down. Wait for outraged squawks. Profit.

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:36:10 AM EST
Lace doilies in the crapper? Oh boy, that's just all sorts of messed up. Do we also have a toilet paper bunny for the spare roll?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:36:35 AM EST
Post a sign requiring males to pee in the sink from now on.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:37:33 AM EST
FIL was a maintenance man/janitor at an office building for a while. He said the ladies bathroom was always 10 times more disgusting than the men's.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:40:30 AM EST
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Top off chlorox container with 'mouse glue'.

That stuff is amazing messy.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:44:39 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 11:58:16 AM EST by GlutealCleft]
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:


I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do.
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By LoBrau:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
I don't use public restrooms.

It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters.


Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split.

In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat.


I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do.


They're too afraid to sit on the seat, so they hover.

Not all women have the leg strength to get a nice, low hover.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:46:30 AM EST
post a sign on the door... "Men Only"

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:48:20 AM EST
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Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:50:50 AM EST
I'd say document this stuff as you have done. Tuck it away for late use if it seems necessary. Otherwise, don't get your panties in a way or sand in your vagina over some silliness. If your usual answer to people outside of your demographic getting offended at stuff you don't find offensive is "Lighten up", then do so yourself. Of course, if you're all about the feelings crusade and are trying to stamp out every hint of racist, sexist or otherwise offensive behavior, then report away.

Probably won't get too far with it if you are a white male, though.

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I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do.
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By LoBrau:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
I don't use public restrooms.

It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters.


Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split.

In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat.


I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do.


Men are from Mars, Women are from Afghanistan.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:59:13 AM EST
Hmm

We always fabricated coil torsion springs to hold the seat UP. If you wanted the damn thing down you pulled it down & sat on it.

When I put a set of those in a nasty assed "ladies room" I had to rehab in the office nobody said a word. They still hovered & sprayed piss like a lawn sprinkler. The Man that had to clean that place complained every week.
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